Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

These internet careers are crashing and burning faster than ever before.

KC and fagmenco bursting into flames in quick succession.

The harvest never ends.
I have a theory about the nature of the harvest. Though it was originally brought up in relation to Ralph, it's not bound to him. We'll see the harvest continue until the day comes when no more e-celebs pop up to try and be the next big IBS show/personality. Unlike Ralph, who seems capable of simply living within the harvest and carrying on, I have my doubts about if anyone else could do the same. The harvest shows no sign of slowing down. May it carry on and be most bountiful.
 
I have a theory about the nature of the harvest. Though it was originally brought up in relation to Ralph, it's not bound to him. We'll see the harvest continue until the day comes when no more e-celebs pop up to try and be the next big IBS show/personality. Unlike Ralph, who seems capable of simply living within the harvest and carrying on, I have my doubts about if anyone else could do the same. The harvest shows no sign of slowing down. May it carry on and be most bountiful.
You'll always have a rat race to be king of shit mountain. Just like PPP did to Ralph, some sperg will rise out of the mire of trolls to alog him and Andy into oblivion. Its just the nature of the beast of online communities.
Ironically it was Jim's cancer that saved him from being swallowed up in e-drama while Ralph fell in with a pair of cement shoes. It's only a matter of time until a new IBS Batman rises up to either die a hero or live long enough to see themself become the villain.
 
Hasn't there been a running joke since the beginning of this partnership that the Kino Casino was always destined to go down in flames, or am I just conflating that with the Warski curse?
They said as much near the end of the first or second episode IIRC. Specifically, that it would end with one snaking on the other.
 
If you ask me, the funniest thing that came out of all that was Masterson defending himself by claiming he lived in a mansion, and was a high school prom king.
Dax unironically getting mad enough to sperg about being the prom king in high school was one of the funniest things to come out of the whole shitshow. It's one of the funnier moments in the last couple years.
 
Dax unironically getting mad enough to sperg about being the prom king in high school was one of the funniest things to come out of the whole shitshow. It's one of the funnier moments in the last couple years.
Dax is like what 40 of age?
Bragging about being the prom king (like 2 decades ago lol) and owning a small Californian crack shack tells me that he achieved nothing significant in his miserable life.
 
Dax is like what 40 of age?
Bragging about being the prom king (like 2 decades ago lol) and owning a small Californian crack shack tells me that he achieved nothing significant in his miserable life.
Not sure. 40ish maybe. I could probably google it but I can't be bothered.
It was great though. Dax was probably mad enough that he would have taken an effeminate swing at Ashton if they were in studio together. I'm not sure if his brain just shorted out from all the cut-to-fuck LA drugs he does, or he thought a high school popularity contest mattered 20 years later?
 
The Tardski cycle:

1. Start a new show and put in a burst of effort
2. Get conceited and lazy, show loses all momentum
3. Sperg out and alienate support <- We are here
4. Total meltdown; show cancelled, friends become enemies
5. Goes offline for a while to work on muh mentals
Restart at 1.

The Tardski cycle:

1. Start a new show and put in a burst of effort
2. Get conceited and lazy, show loses all momentum
3. Sperg out and alienate support
4. Total meltdown; show cancelled, friends become enemies <- We are here
5. Goes offline for a while to work on muh mentals
Restart at 1.
 
Unlike Ralph, who seems capable of simply living within the harvest and carrying on, I have my doubts about if anyone else could do the same.
I’ll give him that. The will to carry on... when you shouldn’t—that is what separates the virgin failed E-celebrity from the chad LOLcow.
You'll always have a rat race to be king of shit mountain. Just like PPP did to Ralph, some sperg will rise out of the mire of trolls to alog him and Andy into oblivion. Its just the nature of the beast of online communities.
It’s like a cosmic cycle in this part of the Internet. Nobody wears the crown for very long.

I don’t have any personal grievance with the Casino, and I won’t pretend to. But handling trolls, critics, hecklers, etc., is part of the job. Banning them, blocking them, getting angry... that only leads to more tomatoes.
 
Just gonna say - not everything has to be binary or have an equal and opposite reaction on the other side.

KC burning their show down is a PPP/Warski L but does not need to be a Ralph W. Ralph is such a fuck up that he was single handedly responsible for the majority of the content for a stream hosted by two of the laziest and most flawed people to grace the Internet. They made tens of thousands of dollars more than Ralph did in the last six months. They in all likelihood spent their earnings as wisely as Ralph does, but that just means people of differing opinions can be equally retarded.

Godwinson isn’t either 100% kayfabe or 100% straight up. There is truth mixed with irony mixed with straight up shitposting.

The enemy of your enemy is not your friend. You can laugh at Ralph and you can laugh at PPP/Warski. Godwinson summarized this well - he doesn’t need Ralph’s 3” sword.
 
InferKit, please give us a look into the Friday script of Chemo Copesino...

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W-w-w-will A-a-a-ndy W-w-aw-wa-wa-warski bounce back in time for the donos!? Tune in to find out

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The AI makes a better show than they do these days. I still want to know what happened with the BEEJAMS! though.
Beardson got stung in the neck ffs.
Que up Surfer's schizoid take, could be good.
Talking about beards what the fuck is up with his beard?
I have a theory about the nature of the harvest. Though it was originally brought up in relation to Ralph, it's not bound to him. We'll see the harvest continue until the day comes when no more e-celebs pop up to try and be the next big IBS show/personality. Unlike Ralph, who seems capable of simply living within the harvest and carrying on, I have my doubts about if anyone else could do the same. The harvest shows no sign of slowing down. May it carry on and be most bountiful.
I think Ralph might be He Who Walks Behind The Rows at this point.
The Avatar of the Harvest, the endless source of Corn.
 
Que up Surfer's schizoid take, could be good.
This is actually quite beautiful. It really shows the fall of PPP. Where he came from and where he ended up. Just like Godwinson Surfer embodies the avant-garde care free production quality, which I believe is what people call kino. Unlike this kino-casino shit which is like Kitsch.

It should not surprise anyone that it went this way with the casino. With anything Andy warski have done it's always been like this. He is trying to copy something popular and end up making something shallow that lack depth and meaning. It might look ok from a distance, but once you get up close you can see it's just some jet-print of something, and totally unoriginal. You can put a nice frame on it, but anyone with some taste would eventually see how fake it is. And most importantly. Ignoring the critics pretending you have a great work of art won't change that.
 
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