Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

I’d like to squash the seemingly endless debate over why Sander can’t get laid. It’s really quite simple.

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Damn transphobic skeletons strike again!
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This is actually terrifying. I'm convinced he's never had a girlfriend. I know we've speculated, but this is just not normal. We've all had failed relationships and it's just part of life and learning (I don't need to tell all of you this, I know), but he cannot accept not having a girlfriend and is apparently legitimately mad about it. I hope no one ever dates him because if they do and break up with him, they're going to end up murdered.
Legitimately frightening.
This is the TikTok-generated thumbnail for that video, btw:
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Sander has the worst case of Deadly Sperm Backup that I've seen in a while. Jeannette better find him a hooker before he really loses his shit. It's not like they can't afford airfare to Nevada and a day pass to the Midnight Bunny Ranch.

He could even add to his ally-ship with a "sex work is work!" Tiktok or two. Write it off on his taxes as a "business expense". Y'know, "interview" one of the prettier girls who just got her medical "all clear" - and go relieve some of that pressure afterwards.

Pay her $50 extra, and she'll never tell that she popped his cherry.

Easiest 30 seconds of work she'll ever do.

Pay her another $50 to let him down gently when he proposes afterwards, and it could be a win/win for everyone.
 

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