Who are your favorite and least favorite troll?

[Pointless Sperg]

Worst would have to be BlueSpike / Jackie, as it was just cruel for cruelty's sake. The best trolls bring something interesting to the table or find some other way to annoy or provoke a reaction, the worst are just assholes who don't care about a funny reaction and instead just want to make their victim suffer.

Exactly, the best trolls were those that, either honestly or cynically, gave Chris ways to improve himself, and led by example, only for Chris to react with rage or pathetic low-effort attempts to prove he was better.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

How much has "Praetor" messed Chris up?

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Best troll for me is Liquid Chris, simply because he wasn't trying to be a troll but Chris pretty much made him one by thinking he was an imposter when he was in reality more of a parody in the beginning. Liquid then proceeding to do what most trolls couldn't do; shake Chris' ego to the core. It's quite funny seeing Solid Chris' reaction to how Liquid destroyed him in the musical realm. Also went into a good career as a cancer researcher, so pretty much still winning the Battle of the Chris'.

Worst one has to go to either BlueSpike or Isabella Janke. The former is a sadistic 13-year old who went so far that even the rest of the Miscreants went "Jesus, you're fucked in the head." Happens when you force a grown man to shove a Crayola magic medallion up his ass. Bella is also a sadist but is more documented with her sadism. Hurting dogs, boiling hamsters, loving the smell of shit and piss, bullied a bunch of classmates, having Chris have sex with his own mother for her own gain, etc. Yeah, "bitch" would be an understatement to describe her.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

How much has "Praetor" messed Chris up?

Probably made him reinforce his idea that he can get anyone else to do any hard work/labour for him since he's too good for that sort of stuff and there isn't anything wrong with his lazy outlook in regards to work, also that group taking advantage of his naïvety and stupidity by funneling more money/profit to themselves then the amount they originally stated they would (we don't know if that's happened or currently happening, but considering the type of person Chris is when putting responsibilities in someone else's lap and the fact that he's still locked up, wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if this is the case).

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Probably made him reinforce his idea that he can get anyone else to do any hard work/labour for him since he's too good for that sort of stuff and there isn't anything wrong with his lazy outlook in regards to work, also that group taking advantage of his naïvety and stupidity by funneling more money/profit to themselves then the amount they originally stated they would (we don't know if that's happened or currently happening, but considering the type of person Chris is when putting responsibilities in someone else's lap and the fact that he's still locked up, wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if this the case).

Based on his idea of what his job at Sega would be like, he envisions that creators just sit around and think up ideas and then other people implement them. It probably comes from cartoons where the boss is some dude in an office and you never see them do any actual work other than ordering people around.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

A "praetor" was "the commander of an army" and "an elected magistratus (magistrate)", per Wikipedia.

A group of weens calling themselves "Praetor" can sound annoying or pretentious somehow.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

How much has "Praetor" messed Chris up?

As 3edgy5me Praetor was, they haven't seemed to have done too much lasting harm to Chris. The fact that they'd allow Chris access to a taser just because he ordered one, the fact they decided to write on their boxes to tase people and record it, and the fact they decided to keep Bella around, though, is a pretty scary thought.

A "praetor" was "the commander of an army" and "an elected magistratus (magistrate)", per Wikipedia.

A group of weens calling themselves "Praetor" can sound annoying or pretentious somehow.

It gives vibes of "look at us, we're le ebin Chris orbiters, and the real deal". That's probably what makes it sound so pretentious, because they assign a title of such a grand scale.

 

[TayandYou]

How much has "Praetor" messed Chris up?

I think they're mainly grifters trying to profit as much as possible from Chris. The taser saga is bordering on malicious though, Chris might very well have gone and assaulted children like they asked him to. It's lucky for them that Chris got himself in jail before one of their schemes did and people blamed them for killing the cow.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I think they're mainly grifters trying to profit as much as possible from Chris. The taser saga is bordering on malicious though, Chris might very well have gone and assaulted children like they asked him to. It's lucky for them that Chris got himself in jail before one of their schemes did and people blamed them for killing the cow.

Honestly, with the way that Chris orbiters are viewed on the Internet, and the fact that they had some connection with Bella, someone who allegedly wanted to get Chris to off himself and is widely disgraced by people that follow Chris, it was probably not the smartest move to sell stun guns that told people to use them on other people, even if it was just some stupid edgy joke from them.

 

[TayandYou]

Honestly, with the way that Chris orbiters are viewed on the Internet, and the fact that they had some connection with Bella, someone who allegedly wanted to get Chris to off himself, it was probably not the smartest move to sell stun guns that told people to use them on other people, even if it was just some stupid edgy joke from them.

Don't forget that they are still trying to profit off of him with the jail art. They seem to not give a fuck as long as they have their income stream.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I think they're mainly grifters trying to profit as much as possible from Chris. The taser saga is bordering on malicious though, Chris might very well have gone and assaulted children like they asked him to. It's lucky for them that Chris got himself in jail before one of their schemes did and people blamed them for killing the cow.

Autism here, but I wish people would stop calling it a taser. "Taser" refers to a very specific product type from a specific brand that fires wires at someone to shock them.

Contact stun guns aren't Tasers.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

As 3edgy5me Praetor was, they haven't seemed to have done too much lasting harm to Chris. The fact that they'd allow Chris access to a taser just because he ordered one, the fact they decided to write on their boxes to tase people and record it, and the fact they decided to keep Bella around, though, is a pretty scary thought.

It gives vibes of "look at us, we're le ebin Chris orbiters, and the real deal". That's probably what makes it sound so pretentious, because they assign a title of such a grand scale.

I think they were just a bunch of twelve year old tards who quickly got in over their heads when Bella got involved. They just wanted to play business with an autistic monkey for attention and profit.

 

[TayandYou]

I think they were just a bunch of twelve year old tards who quickly got in over their heads when Bella got involved. They just wanted to play business with an autistic monkey for attention and profit.

They are still in the business of selling his jail art, so I doubt that they felt like they were in over their heads.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

They are still in the business of selling his jail art, so I doubt that they felt like they were in over their heads.

My point is they weren’t trying to do the same harm Bella was, and she hi-jacked the situation. Now that she is gone, they are back to their money making schemes. I’m sure they didn’t think they were in over their heads with her, but they are also idiots.

 

[Laufeyson]

Easy question.
Favorite: Liquid Chris
The Worst: Isabella

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I am not a fan of the Teen Troon Squad that got Chris into a psychotic state by giving him drugs. Its one of the worst things a troll has done to him. The result was creepy and unfunny and they also put themselves in a dangerous situation, if they had been raped by Chris they would have had it coming.

 

[Tykan]

Off topic ish but did Kacy play Jackie as well and was Lars liquid?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I think they're mainly grifters trying to profit as much as possible from Chris. The taser saga is bordering on malicious though, Chris might very well have gone and assaulted children like they asked him to. It's lucky for them that Chris got himself in jail before one of their schemes did and people blamed them for killing the cow.

They didn't ask him to assault anyone.

 

[Anime Kid With Goggles]

Favorite: Clyde, Alec, and Liquid

Least Favorite: Basically everyone post 2011. But my least favorite was Catherine and Jessica, brought nothing new to the table, and just played with Chris when he was genuinely looking for human contact. Catherine is barely brought up or even remembered, but I feel like she's underrated in the shittiness of how she fucked with Chris.

 

[Jack Awful]

They didn't ask him to assault anyone.

Didn't they ask him to tase himself to activate his electric powers?