Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

PPP is going to throw andy dipshit in front of the train to save his own career (and will successfully do it) Godwinson is very obviously leaving the door open for PPP as well, I'm assuming godwinson probably wants to do a show with him in the future, like they originally planned. But I want to make this very clear because hating on Andy shitski is very easy, the show has been going down the past month because PPP has been acting like a complete fucking unberable degenerate. His tedious E-begging is almost as bad as anything warski has done. Seriously I have never seen anyone E-beg as hard as PPP, go look at the episode two episodes ago, the timestamps have 40 FUCKING DONATION TIMESTAMPS.


TLDR: it's super easy to say fuck Warski but PPP has made this show unwatchable as well, especially in the last few episodes.
 
I just finished the second Godwinson video, not as good as the first but still pretty spot on. The "Ralph defence" is sort of like a juxtaposition. Ralph is doing his own worthless shit while the Kino Casino watches him looking at a monitor for "content". Call it gayfabe whatever, I'll just refer to it as a funny comparison from an Englishman.

Laughed when he finally pointed out the misspelt "breath" in the title, lol. It's always funny when he corrects dah badd engrish.
 
I'm excited for this new Arc of the IBS Ragnarok. The casino is burning, Fans turning, PPP a pussy, Andy Sweeping, jannies seething, flam imploding, Ralph laughing, and the king Godwinson returns to smite the ghost of IBS past and bring us the TRUE kino. WGUZXV7A3NCSPIXE3CPEN2KGU4.jpg
 
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In any healthy ecosystem, all animals flourish at some times, which allow their predators to feast and flourish themselves.

Similarly, the lolcow ecosystem must have some Ls to allow their lolcow predators to take Ws.

Ralph has taken a ton of Ls in the last few months. Now he’s racking up Ws.

Kino Casino had a lot of Ws. Now they’re racking up tons of Ls.

This is good for the lolcow ecosystem as it is sustainable. This will provide for much corn in the future, except hopefully Andy Warski takes the ultimate L and fucks off permanently cause I can’t stand this stuttering retard.
 
In any healthy ecosystem, all animals flourish at some times, which allow their predators to feast and flourish themselves.

Similarly, the lolcow ecosystem must have some Ls to allow their lolcow predators to take Ws.

Ralph has taken a ton of Ls in the last few months. Now he’s racking up Ws.

Kino Casino had a lot of Ws. Now they’re racking up tons of Ls.

This is good for the lolcow ecosystem as it is sustainable. This will provide for much corn in the future, except hopefully Andy Warski takes the ultimate L and fucks off permanently cause I can’t stand this stuttering retard.
I'm hoping for a mass extinction and the entire internet panhandler ecosystem collapses. It will obviously never happen, people love giving money to actual retards I guess.
 
Que up Surfer's schizoid take, could be good.
As promised:

The Surfer Psychoanalysis Stream Archive
Part 1


Part 2


Part 3


Part 4


Part 5



And with that finally out of the way, I'm off to bed. I was up waiting way too long for that stream to finish processing.
 
It seems that there's 3 possible scenarios if the show were to end.

1. The show just ends. PPP and Warski go their separate ways and whatever comes next, comes next.

2. Andy goes solo. Andy kicks PPP off the show and it becomes Warski Live 2.0

3. Andy replaces PPP. This scenario has the greatest potential for entertainment. Especially if Andy pulled a real fuck you move and replaced PPP with Surfer. Our kino cups would runneth over.
 
I have a theory about the nature of the harvest. Though it was originally brought up in relation to Ralph, it's not bound to him. We'll see the harvest continue until the day comes when no more e-celebs pop up to try and be the next big IBS show/personality. Unlike Ralph, who seems capable of simply living within the harvest and carrying on, I have my doubts about if anyone else could do the same. The harvest shows no sign of slowing down. May it carry on and be most bountiful.
Does this mean Ralphamale will be the last one standing? Horrifying. Horrifying.
 
I have a theory about the nature of the harvest. Though it was originally brought up in relation to Ralph, it's not bound to him. We'll see the harvest continue until the day comes when no more e-celebs pop up to try and be the next big IBS show/personality. Unlike Ralph, who seems capable of simply living within the harvest and carrying on, I have my doubts about if anyone else could do the same. The harvest shows no sign of slowing down. May it carry on and be most bountiful.
I just think that only retards want to become the next big IBS personality and retards can't handle fame.
 
This is actually quite beautiful. It really shows the fall of PPP. Where he came from and where he ended up. Just like Godwinson Surfer embodies the avant-garde care free production quality, which I believe is what people call kino. Unlike this kino-casino shit which is like Kitsch.

It should not surprise anyone that it went this way with the casino. With anything Andy warski have done it's always been like this. He is trying to copy something popular and end up making something shallow that lack depth and meaning. It might look ok from a distance, but once you get up close you can see it's just some jet-print of something, and totally unoriginal. You can put a nice frame on it, but anyone with some taste would eventually see how fake it is. And most importantly. Ignoring the critics pretending you have a great work of art won't change that.
Warski and PPP are fags, but Surfer is just as retarded.
>0:36:18
>sucking Catboy Führer's cock
>MOUTHBREATHING GIVES YOU MORE OXYGEN

It literally makes no difference if you breathe through your mouth or nose if you're an adult, but when you do it in your childhood/teenage years, mouth breathing leads to the development of long, narrow faces with crooked teeth and a receded jaw a.k.a. dooming yourself to be an ugly-ass chinlet.
Turned off at the 38 minute mark, what a waste.
 
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8:57 - And now they’re calling Jim out for not shitting on the Kino Casino? Gotta love that from these faggots, Masterson wouldn’t say a bad word about Ralph last time Jim was on And has covered his ass for years. You’ve got to be kidding me.
Jim demonstrated years ago he doesn't give a shit about payment processors. He steadfastly refused to be roped into the gay NP2 conspiracy theory. There's a video from years back where PPP and LeoPirate were practically begging him to put everybody associated with NP2 on blast, and he more or less told them to fuck off.

Masterson should be thankful for that, but he probably doesn't comprehend that Jim didn't do that out of some sense of loyalty, but rather the fact that PPP and LeoPirate didn't make a very good case for why anybody should be outraged over NP2. That Dick would think Jim would suddenly be interested in payment processors now shows a lack of understanding on his part.

I think Jim is more "issue oriented" than "clique oriented." If something doesn't interest him, it doesn't interest him. If your claims smell like bullshit, he'll tell you as much. Regardless of what gang colors you're wearing. Whereas people like PPP, Ralph, Warski, Fuentes, and all the rest, will get splinters under their fingernails, as they scrape the bottom of the bullshit barrel, for ammunition to fling at each other like retarded monkeys.

I'm pretty sure he went on KC not out of some great love for PPP or Warski, but rather because the hot goss Jaden was dropping about Fuentes and AF was something he was genuinely interested in. No doubt that infuriated the shit out of Masterson and Ralph, but that's just too fucking bad. Maybe get some better subject matter for your shows if you want Daddy Jim to grace your with his presence. Last I checked, Ralph thinks Tucker Carlson clips are the apex of entertainment, and Masterson feels the same about edgy commentary concerning pedophiles.

Mind you, the KC seems to be circling the drain now too, but that Jaden show from a few months back was legitimately good. It helped that Jim was basically steering the discussion instead of PPP and Warski.

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I apologize if it has been brought up already, but PPP doing the "Let's go Champ" thing is retreading the meme the Kumite had done years prior for a few shows, about 11 minutes in.
I did like the idea in the beginning where they had the videos of the cigar smoking gambler at the tables of the Place Your Bets segments. They would have been much better off with a lot of chat interaction, and incorporating real life events into "betting" like Ralph losing the weight by July and such. "Whoa!" "Big dono!" and "Metokur Masochist" is the show now and they pissed it away so quickly, I expected it to happen, but didn't think it'll happen all at once, including PPP being a cringe beggar and trying to disguise it as a character.
 
Warski and PPP are fags, but Surfer is just as retarded.
>0:36:18
>sucking Catboy Führer's cock
>MOUTHBREATHING GIVES YOU MORE OXYGEN

It literally makes no difference if you breathe through your mouth or nose if you're an adult, but when you do it in your childhood/teenage years, mouth breathing leads to the development of long, narrow faces with crooked teeth and a receded jaw a.k.a. dooming yourself to be an ugly-ass chinlet.
Turned off at the 38 minute mark, what a waste.
I'm reading this picturing the Habsburgs...
 
Andy, I know you're reading this thread.
The best thing you can do is get a job and let your dad have his man cave back. You can't fight it doesn't matter how fat you get, you're a bitch, that's why you had to have your friend pull a gun in Florida. You lack a warriors heart my nigga, which is why your ass is getting btfo'd by humble farmers.
 
3. Andy replaces PPP. This scenario has the greatest potential for entertainment. Especially if Andy pulled a real fuck you move and replaced PPP with Surfer. Our kino cups would runneth over.
Very, very unlikely considering Surfer hates Andy's guts and during his own stream kept repeating that Andy aborted his own son. He's aligned himself with Ralph, simple as.
 
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