Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[MirnaMinkoff]

I'd have been fine with the grifting if PPP didn't explicitly state that accepting money for your content makes it worse to the point where he insulted anyone else making money off it and even tried getting NP2 shut down.

This is why I think it’s poetic justic. PPP retarded BS with NP2 makes him using a far worse payment processor that lines the pockets of BA the biggest hypocrite in the world.

Getting a new apartment with the Casino as his main income was a mistake . Running a show with warski is like swimming with cinderblocks tied to your feet, you can do it for awhile but you will drown eventually. And now he's on the hook for a new lease.

This cracks me up the most. PPP wouldn’t even pony up for a better headset in the first months. PPP finally decides KC is viable enough for him to upend his life. He moved to the city, signed a lease and got decent internet service and the same week it all gets torched because they were so lazy and greedy they were using a payment provider 1/2 owned by Baked Alaska and when called out on it respond in the most retarded way possible - attacking Josh and KF which provides their show with 90 % of its content, probably 85% of its audience reads KF.

PPP was correct to be cautious, it’s just extra funny that the exact month he throws caution to the wind it blows up in his face.

PPP is going to throw andy dipshit in front of the train to save his own career (and will successfully do it) Godwinson is very obviously leaving the door open for PPP as well, I'm assuming godwinson probably wants to do a show with him in the future, like they originally planned. But I want to make this very clear because hating on Andy shitski is very easy, the show has been going down the past month because PPP has been acting like a complete fucking unberable degenerate. His tedious E-begging is almost as bad as anything warski has done. Seriously I have never seen anyone E-beg as hard as PPP, go look at the episode two episodes ago, the timestamps have 40 FUCKING DONATION TIMESTAMPS.


TLDR: it's super easy to say fuck Warski but PPP has made this show unwatchable as well, especially in the last few episodes.

PPP just moved into an expensive new apartment, he must now grift harder than ever to maintain his new e-celeb income.

I bet he broke into a cold sweat as he was getting settled into his new apartment, scrolling through his gambling apps only to notice Jim asking questions about powerchat ownership. Then he had a total pants shitting panic attack when Josh calmly dissected the powerchat clusterfuck on MATI.

The fact he responded to this in the absolute worst way imaginable points to a level 10 freak out on Friday. Maybe if Josh had not called them out a mere eight hours before their show they might have come up with a better response. As it was MATI left these retards in panic mode until showtime.

Meanwhile Ralph has downgraded to a dingy ass solo crack shack and offloaded his family so that he can keep going on minimal grifting income.

 

[Big Rig 81]

The fact he responded to this in the absolute worst way imaginable points to a level 10 freak out on Friday. Maybe if Josh had not called them out a mere eight hours before their show left these retards in a panic until showtime.

I think the on-air freakout comes once the live concurrent viewcount dwindles into three digits.

 

[Esoteric Godwinsonism]

I think the on-air freakout comes once the live concurrent viewcount dwindles into three digits.

I think if we had another PodAwful situation with a guest he'd fully get to hollerin' this time too.

 

[Jack Awful]

PPP is going to throw andy dipshit in front of the train to save his own career (and will successfully do it) Godwinson is very obviously leaving the door open for PPP as well, I'm assuming godwinson probably wants to do a show with him in the future, like they originally planned. But I want to make this very clear because hating on Andy shitski is very easy, the show has been going down the past month because PPP has been acting like a complete fucking unberable degenerate. His tedious E-begging is almost as bad as anything warski has done. Seriously I have never seen anyone E-beg as hard as PPP, go look at the episode two episodes ago, the timestamps have 40 FUCKING DONATION TIMESTAMPS.


TLDR: it's super easy to say fuck Warski but PPP has made this show unwatchable as well, especially in the last few episodes.

And PPP fans will accept it because they're braindead retards

 

[Moist Man]

I think if we had another PodAwful situation with a guest he'd fully get to hollerin' this time too.

What episode did he freak out at PodAwful I have only seen like a 5 second clip of him bitching while PodAwful is in a pickle suit.

 

[Big Rig 81]

And PPP fans will accept it because they're braindead retards

Do we have evidence of any such thing as a "PPP fan" existing, though? KC seems to be coasting on the fumes of 100% hate-watching at this point.

 

[Esoteric Godwinsonism]

What episode did he freak out at PodAwful I have only seen like a 5 second clip of him bitching while Podawful is in a pickle suit.

It's the same episode, he starts demanding Pod get thrown off for trolling him.

 

[Moist Man]

It's the same episode, he starts demanding Pod get thrown off for trolling him.

I remember him saying something like.
"Andy at this point its me or him"

Then after they kicked him off and said they were good PPP said something like .
"Are we good buddy?"

It feels like there is a growing animosity but they stay together for the serious money.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The biggest weakness of Kino Casino right now is they only have two topics.

The first one relies completely on Ralph doing something stupid. Ralph does a lot of stupid shit but there are times where Ralph just squeals at an alog for the 100th time and this can repeat itself for two or three weeks. The great gunt hunt is entertaining despite Ralph being kind of boring lately because people want to fuck with him so much that they analyze the electrical panel on his wall. The last funny Ralphamoment was his diary entry about May's old friend and that's only enough for a single segment.

The second one is all clumped under Fuentes and America First. Fuentes and his catboys are funny at the first glance but he's backed off from getting into slap fights with alogs and now its back to complaining about leftoids. After the Jaden stuff, which was kind of funny because it gave us the term "cum detective", there hasn't been anything I've really found entertaining. Maybe other people do but I find it really hard to give a fuck about it.

Flamenco could have been a 3rd option because he's fucking up again, but they already shit the bed on that.

So the big thing they would need to do is go out and find other topics. That doesn't even take that much effort because there's an entire website that categorizes funny weirdos on the internet. People have successfully entertained audiences in the past by just reading this very useful website and laughing at the content. The problem is that although it wouldn't take much effort to find something funny, it would take a some effort and a lot of reading. Andy has proved his reading ability with his super chats and PPP can't be fucked to do it.

It's probably too late to start though. Now they've fallen over and everyone has smelled the blood in the water. So is the nature of things in the sektor™.

 

[wilji1090]

Why in the fuck do these spergs act like Metokur is the Internet Pope and he has to weigh in on every fucking subject? Like… I’m a fan of the cancer riddled haberdasher and all that but I’m grateful he doesn’t weigh in on every fucking issue…

 

[Moist Man]

Why in the fuck do these spergs act like Metokur is the Internet Pope and he has to weigh in on every fucking subject? Like… I’m a fan of the cancer riddled haberdasher and all that but I’m grateful he doesn’t weigh in on every fucking issue…

I like metokur but everyone likes to treat him like the IBS moral authority for some reason its fucking gay, I just want him to shit on retards at the end of every month.

 

[Jack Awful]

Do we have evidence of any such thing as a "PPP fan" existing, though? KC seems to be coasting on the fumes of 100% hate-watching at this point.

The same people that were superchatting and watching all his streams before, typing how the casino was felting everyone at the start will say whatever new catchphrase PPP comes up with whenever he teams up with Godwinson again.

 

[wilji1090]

I like metokur but everyone likes to treat him like the IBS moral authority for some reason its fucking gay, I just want him to shit on retards at the end of every month.

Exactly! Jim’s gimmick is laughing at retards and that’s all it needs to be.

 

[Esoteric Godwinsonism]

Why in the fuck do these spergs act like Metokur is the Internet Pope and he has to weigh in on every fucking subject? Like… I’m a fan of the cancer riddled haberdasher and all that but I’m grateful he doesn’t weigh in on every fucking issue…

Jim is the biological father of almost every person in this sektur.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The biggest weakness of Kino Casino right now is they only have two topics.

So the big thing they would need to do is go out and find other topics. That doesn't even take that much effort because there's an entire website that categorizes funny weirdos on the internet. People have successfully entertained audiences in the past by just reading this very useful website and laughing at the content.

This exactly as I've said before, if you can't make a successful stream from this website than you shouldn't be a streamer. I get that they have personal issues with Ralph and AF but you can't do a multi hour stream about them if there is currently nothing going on. Briefly talk about them for that week and then move on to different cows. The website even has this handy thread to see what's going on. Then, actually read the thread instead of just repeating whatever the one person said on twitter or discord. They don't work right? This is their grift, so actually take the time to do it right. Shit, I'm sure they have a discord full of retards who will do all the research and prep for free. (and then send in superchats on top of it) Write a loose script of bulletpoints to touch on and boom you're now a full blown internet panhandler.

 

[wilji1090]

Jim is the biological father of almost every person in this sektur.

Well Jim must be very disappointed in everyone then.

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

Why in the fuck do these spergs act like Metokur is the Internet Pope and he has to weigh in on every fucking subject? Like… I’m a fan of the cancer riddled haberdasher and all that but I’m grateful he doesn’t weigh in on every fucking issue…

I wouldn’t mind if Jim engaged with this sssssektur more often if it didn’t mean an influx of clueless sweetie squad faggots onto the forum and elsewhere as a consequence. Jim’s superfans are so insufferable, they’re like little Bryan Dunns.

 

[Moist Man]

This exactly as I've said before, if you can't make a successful stream from this website than you shouldn't be a streamer. I get that they have personal issues with Ralph and AF but you can't do a multi hour stream about them if there is currently nothing going on. Briefly talk about them for that week and then move on to different cows. The website even has this handy thread to see what's going on. Then, actually read the thread instead of just repeating whatever the one person said on twitter or discord. They don't work right? This is their grift, so actually take the time to do it right. Shit, I'm sure they have a discord full of retards who will do all the research and prep for free. (and then send in superchats on top of it) Write a loose script of bulletpoints to touch on and boom you're now a full blown internet panhandler.

Another problem the Casino has is these shows have no business being 5+ hours long. It feels like its stretched out, it should be like 2 hours of pure content and 1-1.5 hours of superchat. By the time you get to like hour 4 its hard to even care. The pausing every 15 seconds by Andy is irritating fucking cokehead.

 

[Jack Awful]

Exactly! Jim’s gimmick is laughing at retards and that’s all it needs to be.

That's why so many people respect him.
He's the only one who realizes this shit shouldn't be a huge retard LARP and he doesn't self destruct.

 

[Moist Man]

Jim is the biological father of almost every person in this sektur.

Jim has the reverse Midas touch with these faggots every internet son he christens must implode.