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You're paying for a trip to Skywalker Ranch hidden inside a cocktail, and also some silver plated beverage containers.You're essentially paying for a shitty presentation that's barely worth the obscenely huge price tag.
Moral of the story: never put faith in a Jew like Blob Cheapkike especially one that will cut corners at any cost. How anyone saying he's doing a good job at Disney has their head up up their own pooper."Our new hotel is failing even after we made $5,000 dollar drinks! What can we do Mr. Chapek?"
"Hmm... add a porg robot and MORE expensive alcoholic drinks!"
"Also throw in a togruta statue in there instead of adding an actual alien greeter since togrutas and Ahsoka sell with coomers and we won't have to pay for another actor"
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And for $5k they won't even tell you what they put in the drink or even bother to answer why its so expensive. You're essentially paying for a shitty presentation that's barely worth the obscenely huge price tag.
This. I certainly wouldn't spend that even if I had it, but "ticket to get into Skywalker Ranch" isn't usually a thing you can buy at any price.You're paying for a trip to Skywalker Ranch hidden inside a cocktail, and also some silver plated beverage containers.
I'm a big fan of Star Wars, and would probably get called a soyfag if I went full-tilt on my autism regarding the series, but even I would never go to something like this. What's the fucking point? $5k to LARP in the sequels? The only way I'm dropping $5k is if it's a personalized Prequel-era LARP weekend experience where I get to beat up actors dressed as aliens with Disney's best Hayden Christensen and Ewan McGregor lookalikes, get in an autistically-designed flight simulator that mimics a starfighter, and other cool shit before we go to the bar and stare at lookalike Natalie Portman and whoever they get to play Ahsoka's asses (constant porno, Luke) and see who can stay in character the longest while getting increasingly drunk. And I'd better be getting my own fucking lightsaber and Jedi robes too."Our new hotel is failing even after we made $5,000 dollar drinks! What can we do Mr. Chapek?"
"Hmm... add a porg robot and MORE expensive alcoholic drinks!"
"Also throw in a togruta statue in there instead of adding an actual alien greeter since togrutas and Ahsoka sell with coomers and we won't have to pay for another actor"
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And for $5k they won't even tell you what they put in the drink or even bother to answer why its so expensive. You're essentially paying for a shitty presentation that's barely worth the obscenely huge price tag.
You know the worse this gets the more of a dark joy I feel, because the building this takes place in literally looks like a fucking dictator's prison where they execute the dissidents on live TV. It has the same energy as North Korea's cursed fucking super hotel."Our new hotel is failing even after we made $5,000 dollar drinks! What can we do Mr. Chapek?"
"Hmm... add a porg robot and MORE expensive alcoholic drinks!"
"Also throw in a togruta statue in there instead of adding an actual alien greeter since togrutas and Ahsoka sell with coomers and we won't have to pay for another actor"
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So I strongly suspect that they're just massively marking up a normal high value shelf liquor with that desperation to hide what they put into it now.And for $5k they won't even tell you what they put in the drink or even bother to answer why its so expensive. You're essentially paying for a shitty presentation that's barely worth the obscenely huge price tag.
You're paying for a trip to Skywalker Ranch hidden inside a cocktail, and also some silver plated beverage containers.
Nothing like a visit to the hollow shell of what was once a primary archive and George hangout before its ransacking by Bad Robot.This. I certainly wouldn't spend that even if I had it, but "ticket to get into Skywalker Ranch" isn't usually a thing you can buy at any price.
oh yeah, I recognize how much it's probably not so great in Current Year, but still the "ticket to Skywalker Ranch" is sorta buried in the lead of "5k cocktail"Nothing like a visit to the hollow shell of what was once a decent archive and George hangout before its ransacking by Bad Robot.
Only reason to even go now is for the nice surreal farmland and I guess to satisfy some ILM autism and maybe find some old signatures on the walls. The only thing that might be worth the time is scouring through what remains of the Lucasfilm archives and production material, but considering what a sloppy keeper Hidalgo was and how much got taken by Disney and Bad Robot, what little is left is probably off limits anyway as you're kept on a leash throughout the whole tour. Even then I still wouldn't pay 5k for the chance to visit the sorry state of it. This whole thing just reeks of desperation to try and attract the biggest turbo autists with money to burn to the park and wrapping up the ticket around a really gaudy advertisement gimmick. Even 15 years ago when it was still worth visiting, 5k would've still been overkill, especially when its only for one person, so you'd have to spend 10 grand just to bring a buddy or your kid.
If the tour itself includes access to patiently scour through the whole archives without being rushed on a tour deadline, then that would be nice, but horribly unlikely and chances are no recording devices will be allowed.
What does that have to do with Alec Guinness? I don't think he was gay.now Obi-wan because of Alec Guinness.
So I looked this dude up and apparently he tried to re-edit the show into a movie. It's a noble attempt but it doesn't fix everything else about it being shit. It won't magically make the scripts into something good. It won't suddenly stop being 'The Babysitters Club Adventures of Obi Wan Starring Reva'. It is interesting how he mentioned trying to fix Reva because the other characters thought she was annoying and reckless (how racist!). I guess the "we trained her wrong as a joke" thing wasn't a meme.Well why you know the Disney lawyerhounds took down probably the best fan edit that has come out recently for this otherwise dumpster fire of a series. Looks like it's Canon now.
And needing to have a D+ account to even DL it? Absolutely not.If anyone has a contact at Disney, let them know that I would 100% let them have the cut for free if they wanted to put it on Disney Plus under some sort of "Legends" tab for Star Wars.
To be fair this may be retarded as hell but at least it's on the Disney cruise ship, not the stupid hotel. The cruises actually take you to a foreign country somewhere on Earth for a ridiculous price, while the Starcruiser is a dumbass LARP to Disney World and back for a weekend. Disney will nickel and dime the fans because some of them are actually stupid enough to pay for this crap."Our new hotel is failing even after we made $5,000 dollar drinks! What can we do Mr. Chapek?"
"Hmm... add a porg robot and MORE expensive alcoholic drinks!"
"Also throw in a togruta statue in there instead of adding an actual alien greeter since togrutas and Ahsoka sell with coomers and we won't have to pay for another actor"
View attachment 3492003
And for $5k they won't even tell you what they put in the drink or even bother to answer why its so expensive. You're essentially paying for a shitty presentation that's barely worth the obscenely huge price tag.
seriously nothing bugs me more than "fan" works that have their hand out before the product drops and makes sure you can hit their bluecheck twitter and other shitsomething goofy like charge money for it or advertise it on a major website like twitter using his real name (oh wait)
Well why you know the Disney lawyerhounds took down probably the best fan edit that has come out recently for this otherwise dumpster fire of a series. Looks like it's Canon now.
I hear old-ass Bantam Fags in the EU Community parrot this sentiment a lot, and my response is the same to all the NJO Purists who think it all should have ended after Unifying Force: You and everyone else who thinks this are welcome to think the line should have been drawn wherever you please, but you are either out of your mind or clinically unstable if you think that Lucasfilm Publishing was going to retire the Post-Endor Period eight years into holding the book license. That is a patently ridiculous expectation to have, and you don't really have anyone but yourselves to blame for being disappointed. I'm a fan of the X-Men, and even I'm not retarded enough to think Marvel could have or even should have retired the comics after Claremont left, despite the quality being rocky at best in the aftermath of his departure.I think the setting should have called it at the Hand of Thrawn duology. A nice natural end to the titular Star Wars where everyone's favorite characters are at a good happy point. Pellaeon gets to be big man Empire man, Han and Leia have their boring kids and each other, Luke is at the head of a new Jedi Order not hell bent on recreating all the mistakes of the past.
He gets killed by the atmospheric disruption of the moon colliding with the planet, not the moon itself. It's the inferno and ash that literally atomizes his body...it's physically impossible for the moon to have killed him.The Vong is just... Chewie gets killed by the moon,
Humanoid robots? In my Star Wars? Say it ain't so.Lando invents the T-800
That literally never happens. Page and paragraph citation, please.Jacen is the force god
The New Republic's Leaders are worthless--mostly because of people like Borsk Fey'lya. Which is exactly what they're like during the entire Bantam era of publishing. The Hand of Thrawn novels you were just praising literally has this as a plot point, showcasing how far from optimal leadership the New Republic actually is.The New Republic is worthless and gets swept aside for the New New Republic.
Dark Nest is the very first set of books I ever covered on this thread, actually, and no, it "wasn't so bad I couldn't possibly mention it." It's not even mostly bad. If anything, Dark Nest suffers from feeling like anime filler...inconsequential, generic, low-stakes. Kind of like a lot of the one-off series from the 90's like Black Fleet and the Callista Trilogy, actually. That golden era you think should've been the end of all things Luke, Han and Leia (thank God it wasn't).You didn't mention the Dark Nest, and maybe that's because even you have to admit that it was very very bad.
The more I read your post, I think you neglected to read a lot more than just Dark Nest, to be frank.I didn't read more after about half of the first book
You mean when she Force Slams him into a wall for trying to be snarky with her? Or when she flatly tells him there are lines she won't cross in her preparation to fight Jacen? Or when she ultimately helps Luke backstab the Mandos later on in the same book?Galactic Civil War 2 Electric Boogaloo was tiring and I hate how they made Jaina Boba's bitch.
Chewbacca's death and Mara's death are not even remotely the same in tone, intent or purpose. Chewie died because the writers were forbidden from killing off anyone else to kickstart the events of NJO, which was crucial in establishing that the stakes of the conflict were very real, and not something that would be resolved by book's end like a whole host of the formulaic Bantam Era books from the 90's that preceeded it. That was entirely necessary, and the right call. And as I've stated, it served to be the emotional means for which other characters embarked on journeys of redemption and self-reflection, with it being the bedrock for exploring a bitter falling out between Han and his son, Han and Leia, and ultimately being the tragic seed for Anakin's self-blame and desperate need throughout the rest of the series to set things right.Jacen kills Mara Jade because we gotta, man, the Vong killed Chewie so we gotta do something similar.
"It is bad. I know, because I haven't read it."Then Luke and Son's adventures in wild space with the space devil sounded uninteresting in the extreme when I was young and fatigued from Jacen's edgy phase.
Traviss didn't write for Fate of the Jedi, or "the space devil series".I hear it gets better, that the Traviss books are the best part of it, but at this point I don't really care.
How can we? You haven't read half of it, and misremember the rest.And then I think we can at least reach common ground on the Legacy era.
That's precisely what Luke does. He allows Jedi to marry, for fuck's sake. He just doesn't commit to an idealogy where there's room for Dark Side practicing in tandem with Jedi Teachings.As for the grey Jedi stuff, I don't care if the fanbase was cringe about it, they don't matter. Luke's later insistence on just straight up reforming Yoda's Order is dull and I always saw him striking out and going his own way as the final end of the big source of the star wars, religious infighting.
I'd also question your ability to give me a trustworthy assessment of the quality of either NJO and LOTF's writing, given how much you've gotten wrong in a single post.I enjoy Star Wars on my terms and I get that maybe the pruning I do seems extreme, but my problems with the stuff after my chosen stop point has more to do with my personal taste than inherent quality of the writing.
You haven't told me why don't like them yet, but okay. I'm curious to know.Usually. There's nothing wrong with enjoying the Vong, I just don't like it.
Not hard. Just wrong.Maybe I was a little too hard on some of the other stuff
Lots of people not liking something is not a metric of quality. You know what a lot of did people like, unabashedly, when it came out? ...The Force Awakens. So much so that people were heralding Jar Jar Abrams as "the man who saved Star Wars from Lucas and his yucky prequels."but lots of people don't like Darth Caedus and I really didn't enjoy those storylines when I was a kid.
It wasn’t just Star Wars stuff that was there. In the late 80s, Paramount was cleaning out its archives of production material. Just before it was all scheduled to be destroyed, Lucasfilm came to the rescue and acquired it. They housed it at the Skywalker Ranch library. I’m sure Jar Jar Abrams and his cronies must have ransacked it for his shitty Star Trek films, as well.Nothing like a visit to the hollow shell of what was once a primary archive and George hangout before its ransacking by Bad Robot.
Only reason to even go now is for the nice surreal farmland and I guess to satisfy some ILM autism and maybe find some old signatures on the walls. The only thing that might be worth the time is scouring through what remains of the Lucasfilm archives and production material, but considering what a sloppy keeper Hidalgo was and how much got taken by Disney and Bad Robot, what little is left is probably off limits anyway as you're kept on a leash throughout the whole tour. Even then I still wouldn't pay 5k for the chance to visit the sorry state of it. This whole thing just reeks of desperation to try and attract the biggest turbo autists with money to burn to the park's hotel and wrapping up the ticket around a really gaudy advertisement gimmick. Even 15 years ago when it was still worth visiting, 5k would've still been overkill, especially when its only for one person, so you'd have to spend 10 grand just to bring a buddy or your kid.
If the tour itself includes access to patiently scour through the whole archives without being rushed on a tour deadline, then that would be nice, but horribly unlikely and chances are no recording devices will be allowed.
Just hearing about what happened to Skywalker Ranch makes me sad.Nothing like a visit to the hollow shell of what was once a primary archive and George hangout before its ransacking by Bad Robot.
Only reason to even go now is for the nice surreal farmland and I guess to satisfy some ILM autism and maybe find some old signatures on the walls. The only thing that might be worth the time is scouring through what remains of the Lucasfilm archives and production material, but considering what a sloppy keeper Hidalgo was and how much got taken by Disney and Bad Robot, what little is left is probably off limits anyway as you're kept on a leash throughout the whole tour. Even then I still wouldn't pay 5k for the chance to visit the sorry state of it. This whole thing just reeks of desperation to try and attract the biggest turbo autists with money to burn to the park's hotel and wrapping up the ticket around a really gaudy advertisement gimmick. Even 15 years ago when it was still worth visiting, 5k would've still been overkill, especially when its only for one person, so you'd have to spend 10 grand just to bring a buddy or your kid.
If the tour itself includes access to patiently scour through the whole archives without being rushed on a tour deadline, then that would be nice, but horribly unlikely and chances are no recording devices will be allowed.