What is the most pathetic fetish?

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Calm down bro. Nobody is trying to take your Armpit fetish away. In fact I don't remember anyone else even mentioning it. Correct me if I am wrong tho.

Some of the first few posts in this thread were bashing The Pitrician League and therefore I felt the compulsion to step in and share my thoughts on this fine matter

 

[Captain Syrup]

ASS EATING IS CANCELLED

Bidets are based but regardless people need to keep their tongues out of assholes. Allah made the buttcheeks for a reason. If he wanted you to eat ass he wouldn’t have enclosed the anus in a flesh prison. Show me the scholarship that says Allah permits the consumption of ass. Eating ass is haram. Ass eating is bourgeois decadence. only a hegemonic imperial society could afford the luxury of asses clean enough to eat. The leisure time required for ass maintenance alone is decadent.

Come on, they're just fucking feet lol. Liking feet is a bit autistic but ultimately harmless.

Few feet are sexy. But if I’m dating a girl with well cared for soft pedicured feet we are gonna be doing massages, foot jobs, and toe sucking. Fact of life.

 

[A-Stump]

Is this thread a honeypot to find new retards to laugh at 'cause if so it's working

 

[Anime Kid With Goggles]

Is this thread a honeypot to find new retards to laugh at 'cause if so it's working

You're welcome.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Their parents had to pay some local kids to pretend to be their friend, when they were a kid

So basically they were Chris. I still can't believe Bob would pay other kids to hang out with Chris.

Findom is probably one of the worst, if not the grossest. Anything with diapers probably.

Catfish findom because you’re just giving money to another dude pretending he’s a girl.

Some people get off to the fact that it's not a real girl. It's actually a niche fetish to findom with fake celebrities.

 

[TiggerNits]

I feel like feet-people are always prime candidates for self-harm

 

[Dave.]

Doll fetishism or robophilia. At least findom has something tangibly living to simp for, but dolls are not substitutes for girlfriends.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Give me a gun with only one bullet, and a room with a pedo and a onlyfans simp. I'd shoot the only fans simp 9/10 times

Ok but only if we get a peek at your hard drive

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

I still can't believe Bob would pay other kids to hang out with Chris.

I believe he watched an old documentary about a single father taking care of his retarded son. The son was a lot like Chris-Chan, being pretty retarded, but semi-"high functioning". In the documentary, it explained how the father paid for some local kids to pretend to be his friend. Even paying a girl to pretend to be the tard's girlfriend. That's probably where Bob got the idea from

 

[Local Fed]

It's been mentioned a bunch, but +1 for the "people" who want to get cucked being the most pathetic. The only way I see it being more pathetic is when they add a racial element to it.

 

[Tsar Nicky]

Foot faggotry is not what I'd call "pathetic" per se (depending on the nature of footfag acts) but I have never had a positive sexual response to feet and cannot understand it at all. Toes look like retarded down syndrome fingers and the soles of feet are always wrinkled. Why can't you guys just like tits like in the good old days?

 

[FeetRightsActivist]

So many foot bigots here. How is it any different than liking butts or boobies?

 

[FTSSpooder]

If you ignore the none acceptable like pedophilia, beastiality, snuff or std gifters etc.. where you should get a long minecraft session from the mexican cartels. Everything with feces scat, furries, diapers and probably findom like weird roleplay.
*edit I forgot simps.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I feel like feet-people are always prime candidates for self-harm

What bothers me about it is foot fetish shit doesn’t make sense under any model I can think of. Feet aren’t reproduction related, you just fucking walk on them.

Like, wtf is broken inside you if feet get you hard

 

[Captain Syrup]

The only way I see it being more pathetic is when they add a racial element to it.

I just want a big booty latina to scold me.

 

[Lady Bizness]

I just want a big booty latina to scold me.View attachment 3495927

Maybe throw a chancla at you? Naughty.

 

[Anime Kid With Goggles]

I just want a big booty latina to scold me.View attachment 3495927

I want a big booty latina to call me pandejo, smack me, push me to the ground against my will and sit on my face,

 

[Captain Syrup]

Like, wtf is broken inside you if feet get you hard

People are attracted to cartoon ponies to the exclusion of flesh and blood people.

Cultural attraction to feet is honestly not cringe.

 

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[Captain Syrup]

>listening to Spotify
>big fan of old school hip-hop
>today I'm letting the algorithm play stuff
>never heard of this guy, let's see if he's any good
>nothing groundbreaking, but whatever
>"I'm into freaky shit, like women that inflate"
>wtf did I just hear
>"I'm into freaky shit, like women that inflate"