Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[fever]

I broke up with a guy recently (already went by they/them), riddled with developing schizophrenia and most likely Asperger’s. We initially dated because I liked their taste in music and they seemed well-adjusted. I eventually realized he was crazy as shit and called it off after a month (we lived like 30 minutes away from each other so I didn’t see him very often). He tried to tell me he was gay while being with me, then as soon as we broke up he started dating a Detrans FTM. I believe he’s in the process of starting estrogen. They’re both terribly ogreish.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

At my local Lowes, I saw an obese black man or troon? (AMAB?)
I know that Fat hides/makes men more feminine, but massive moobs, thick dreadlocks with that golden ombre blacks typically use that color dye. He was surly, but good customer service as a cashier. I was relieved to hear his masculine voice. For direct contrast, there was a scrawny white guy in a work uniform with a bored expression.

 

[AFAB Transwoman]

This “encounter“ happened a while ago….

But there was a chubby TIM walking around the parking area of a local Walmart. He seemed to be standing at around 5’10 to 6’0 and wore shorts that revealed waaaay too much buttcheeks with a tube top that could only hide the nipples of his abnormally saggy breasts.

That saddest part about this sight was the fact that this was a man with a young face— he couldn’t have been any older than 25— with one of the oldest looking bodies I’ve ever seen. These drecks lose their vitality to the fetish and at this point I’ve lost sympathy for these people.

 

[MoonMare]

At my local Lowes, I saw an obese black man or troon? (AMAB?)
I know that Fat hides/makes men more feminine, but massive moobs, thick dreadlocks with that golden ombre blacks typically use that color dye. He was surly, but good customer service as a cashier. I was relieved to hear his masculine voice. For direct contrast, there was a scrawny white guy in a work uniform with a bored expression.

That just sounds like your average negro male working in retail

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Took my nephew to the mall to spend his birthday cash and there was a 6'2 troon in Hot Topic arguing with his friend (also a male but more normal looking) about Yugioh cards. He was wearing a mini skirt and choker, had shoeonhead thot makeup, and his voice was extremely low and loud.

 

[Meat Target]

Saw a teenage boy with curly hair and a dress at ShartMart last week, and some dangerhaired enbys at Target yesterday.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

That just sounds like your average negro male working in retail

Gotta agree here. Long dreads and being fat isn't exactly a rare thing for black dudes, especially in retail. They all also dye their hair the gayest colors possible, male or female. I've met some really big black dudes with bright baby blue hair. It's become pretty common after all the mumble rap shit, like white dudes with dreads that end up looking like trailer park Vanilla Ice, or that faggy rainbow hair shit. Then again, trans blacks are so masculine yet flamboyant you can tell from like a mile away.

 

[Hepativore]

When I was getting cat food at Petco today, I saw a tall, fat, twenty-something with glitter, mascara, and eyeshadow on his face complete with pedostubble.

He was wearing a miniskirt with a white haltertop and one of those stupid fake wolf tails on his ass that furry wolfaboos like so much.

It looked like something out of a 1970's era comedy skit on television.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Vacationing far from home, went to Target to get some necessities for the camper. Dude fetching carts in the parking lot was wearing a long black skirt, thick mascara and blue eyeshadow to accompany his red employee shirt and white sneakers.

He walked with his head down and at a rapid pace to finish quickly and escape the looks of people in the parking lot. Goodness knows I looked twice because damn, that was a sad attempt.

 

[Xarpho]

I admittedly do not know many troons, but I will share an anecdote from a few months ago.

I did not get a picture but a few days ago at the 7-Eleven I frequent these days someone walked in as I walked out. This creature had ugly hair that was bleached yellow, cut above the neck, and looked a bit like a cluster of weeds after they've died for the season. I might not have even registered it as a troon if it wasn't for the ill-fitting shirt they were wearing that said "'You look like a girl' is a compliment" over their HRT boobs.

Other than that there was a transgender person I worked with at my old job, but they weren't as crazy as the troons on KF and could almost be considered one of my friends.

At my local Lowes, I saw an obese black man or troon? (AMAB?)
I know that Fat hides/makes men more feminine, but massive moobs, thick dreadlocks with that golden ombre blacks typically use that color dye. He was surly, but good customer service as a cashier. I was relieved to hear his masculine voice. For direct contrast, there was a scrawny white guy in a work uniform with a bored expression.

I used to visit a Jack in the Box when I lived in another part of the state and they'd already have this giant black troon working the register. Despite looking and talking like your typical "black actor dresses in drag and acts like an obnoxious black woman", he still had stubble.

 

[Cringe newfag]

I used to visit a Jack in the Box when I lived in another part of the state and they'd already have this giant black troon working the register. Despite looking and talking like your typical "black actor dresses in drag and acts like an obnoxious black woman", he still had stubble.

I really don't understand the stubble everyone keeps mentioning. It's effortlessly easy to shave.

Now, maybe if they all had visible cuts and an uneven finish because they are too fatherless and autistic to learn/be taught how to properly shave? I could see that. Just trying to rip it all off with a cheap razor two minutes before work. But just not shaving at all?

Is it an attempt to be more Stunning and Brave? Is this a new trend ever since all that Corporate Art started trying to normalise the "MtF with stubble" look?

If you have a job, that implies you aren't totally hopeless. So surely it must be deliberate.

 

[Hepativore]

I really don't understand the stubble everyone keeps mentioning. It's effortlessly easy to shave.

Now, maybe if they all had visible cuts and an uneven finish because they are too fatherless and autistic to learn/be taught how to properly shave? I could see that. Just trying to rip it all off with a cheap razor two minutes before work. But just not shaving at all?

Is it an attempt to be more Stunning and Brave? Is this a new trend ever since all that Corporate Art started trying to normalise the "MtF with stubble" look?

If you have a job, that implies you aren't totally hopeless. So surely it must be deliberate.

If I could hazard a guess, many of these troons are too wrapped up in their AGP fantasies to take care of themselves properly and neglect their appearance and basic hygiene. After all, they do not seem to notice how ridiculous they look in public with their attempts at "passing".

 

[glass_houses]

If I could hazard a guess, many of these troons are too wrapped up in their AGP fantasies to take care of themselves properly and neglect their appearance and basic hygiene. After all, they do not seem to notice how ridiculous they look in public with their attempts at "passing".

That, and I wonder if HRT sometimes makes their skin more sensitive the way it can affect a menopausal woman on HRT. Not only are they careless in general, when they do attempt an effort, it's unpleasant for them.

 

[Vingle]

That, and I wonder if HRT sometimes makes their skin more sensitive the way it can affect a menopausal woman on HRT. Not only are they careless in general, when they do attempt an effort, it's unpleasant for them.

Plenty of stuff to migiate that skincare wise. But ye, they don’t bother.

 

[smartypants302]

At a United States National Park visitor center I saw my first wild one. They were staff and I heard the cracking voice trying to sound female long before seeing them. They were very large with broad shoulders wearing a ugly skirt and trans political buttons. I never seen national park female staff wear a skirt or anything other then same trousers uniform everyone wears. Let alone personal political buttons. Did not pass at all and was towering over another older male staff who looked very uncomfortable.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Saw one today, looked like an unwashed butch chick in a muscle shirt and board shorts until I saw the tit chop scar poking out of the armpit hole. And I misgendered them by asking 'do you need anything ma'am' luckily they didn't seem to hear me.

Eta: misgendered them before I saw the scar and that's how i knew I was dealing with a troon.

 

[keke]

I’ve seen this one a few times. Knew she was an FTM as soon as I saw her, even though she makes absolutely no effort to pass aside from cutting her hair short, maybe it was the autism vibes that gave away the troonness. Wears a shirt and jeans, but women cut shirts (I mean seriously, buying menswear t shirts is the most low effort, even regular females do that) which you can tell she’s wearing a bra. Goes everywhere with her short, fat, ugly boyfriend. Giggles like a fucking rat, acne riddled, and acts like a literal child which pisses me off more than anything. Grown woman acting 11 years old, dressing that way in a neon pink back pack and sneakers. It’s a struggle not to let my disgust show, the kid LARPING bothers the hell out of me, especially when I saw her with hickeys all down her neck while she’s wearing kids clothes.

Despite my time on here I never struggle with pronouns even with people that don’t pass. I can usually stick to “they” to keep it easy. I keep calling this bitch she, because she registers that way entirely. Annoying because obviously, the real world can’t know I’m an Honest and True misgender-er.

 

[Ruin]

Took my nephew to the mall to spend his birthday cash and there was a 6'2 troon in Hot Topic arguing with his friend (also a male but more normal looking) about Yugioh cards. He was wearing a mini skirt and choker, had shoeonhead thot makeup, and his voice was extremely low and loud.

Hot topic still exists?

 

[Esoteric Godwinsonism]

There is at least 3 troons that go to my gym. I saw a troon yesterday who was at least 6'3, looked like he was shooting up every steroid possible. He was a giant man with bulging muscles, he could probably have crushed the skull of a man with one arm. Tattoo sleeves up his body, scruffy facial hair, long stringy hair with a receding hairline. Bright red lipstick and mascara. Walked straight into the woman's changing room. All I could think is how I'd feel if one of my own female family members were in there.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Hot topic still exists?

Apparently. Full of animu now and hardly a decent band shirt in sight. Staffed by a couple people who could have been theybys or may have just been zoomers.