DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DerichLovesSSI]

Legendary rant about not only Keemstar, but also his new arch-nemesis Subway Sandwiches

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil wasn't a McDonald's shill. He was a Burger King kid. With the crown and everything!

I'm surprised that he didn't bring up the chicken sandwich again.

 

[PieceofShet]

For some reason I cant insert picture here, it gives me an error... you guys are getting lucky not seeing this.

 

[Dona Morte]

DSP is shitting on Doug Walker for being a shill and having sponsors...

Doug films a completely different and funny sketch for every one of his videos. Say whatever you want about the Critic but he does put effort into his sponsored segments.

DSP is extremely jealous.

Popped into Doug's video, he had 4 ads.
Popped into similar length video, Dave had 9.
Sure Dave SURE.

 

[Lazycunt]

Phil has options but he needs that money, this stream has made me realise that Phil actually is that retarded and none of it is a act.

Phil you are dumber than some of your wheelbase.

Imagine saying your going to clock out and then spout venmon for the next half an hour instead. Good content positive vibes

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

For some reason I cant insert picture here, it gives me an error... you guys are getting lucky not seeing this.

Is it the picture of Phil making reverse slant eyes? Because that was horrifying.

 

[Iron Father]

Phil wasn't a McDonald's shill. He was a Burger King kid. With the crown and everything!

What is it with fastfood crowns and trash people?

Didn't Ethan Ralph try to dab on his haters by wearing a Burger King crown or some autistic shit like that?

 

[Full Race Replay]

DSP is shitting on Doug Walker for being a shill and having sponsors...

Classic DSPism, the reason he doesn't get sponsors now is he doesn't want them anyway. Never mind how he bent over for shitty dropshipped gaming chairs or didn't disclose recieving videogames for free, and how one of the biggest perks that he would get from machinima is recieving free games.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Is it the picture of Phil making reverse slant eyes? Because that was horrifying.

Very much so.

 

[JohnRedcorn]

He found one good player and he ran from him for the rest of the stream wow that is pathetic. No wonder he never plays on Fightcade he is trash at Third Strike.

It always the same shit. Conveniently all the people that actually know how to play and provide entertaining matches have bad connections.

The fact he’s so scared of fightcade is hilarious to me. Not only would he get the “comp” he always talk about wanting to fight but he wouldn’t have to deal with nearly as many trolls. Fightcade you get a little pop up when someone challenges you and you either accept or decline. He could easily avoid trollish names and people like jose or gojitenks.

Fightcade also let’s you see who is playing on wifi so unless he’s literally playing someone across the world connections shouldn’t be an issue.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I'm gonna say it, if abortion laws were as liberal in Europe as they were in most of the US well fuck it as liberal as Oregon and California then I would argue we wouldn't have as many of these inbred fucktards giving him money as we currently do.

Good idea, poor execution. The correct way to solve it is like Iceland, just get rid of all the unborn tardbabies as soon as their retardation is detected in the womb. I mean just think about it, how many wheelchairs do you know that are from Iceland? 0? That's right. Meanwhile Norway spawned BSV, one of the most psychotic wheelchairs, and Sweden gave Snowcuck.

Didn't Ethan Ralph try to dab on his haters by wearing a Burger King crown or some autistic shit like that?

He did, in order to brag about eating Burger King in Portugo. What's funnier is that I think he posted that picture either the night before or the same night as the one where he got his shit kicked out of him and had his purse snatched.

 

[Yung Dalph]

His face absolutely lights up and he starts sperging with glee when he thinks he's made someone angry. But he's a good person guys!

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Just... please.

Absolutely this. His entire demeanor changes when he can shit on someone, especially if it's deserved and they used to have some level of popularity. It's natural toxicity. It's like gossiping with a grandma, it's just ingrained in his DNA to be like this and it's fascinating how apparent and obvious it is.

He talks about building PC's, who fucking for?
You don't build yourself multiple computers.
This cunts story's are fucking so boring and see through.

He knows fuck all and used to know fuck all as well. His claim to fame is knowing how to "set up LANs" (0 difficultly), which he followed up by saying something along the lines of "...so I know everything about it...". You can find the original video somewhere, it was his old PC unboxing. You can see he knows nothing about tech by the way he reads the specs, or as he called them "stats".

He will inevitably have issues with his new PC. Hardware or software, both ways he won't do anything but bitch at chat and ask for guides of advice.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

He can be as toxic as he wants but it still doesn't take away the fact he gets dunked on every other place on the internet. Dunked on Reddit, dunked on the Farms, dunked on Twitter to the point that he had to turn off replies, and even his own posts on Instagram. His own forums houses a lunatic screaming into the abyss.

It's not even worth it to get riled up by any of his antics since he's such a nobody. This guy can't play any games without help and plays dress up shamelessly for a bunch of retards.

 

[PieceofShet]

Is it the picture of Phil making reverse slant eyes? Because that was horrifying.

No it was him touching both eyes and it looks like they start to melt. I will try later.

New post for something different.

https://www.eurogamer.net/twitch-reducing-payout-threshold-for-streamers

"That's now being reduced to $50, meaning streamers receiving smaller amounts will get their funds more frequently."

"One day, we'd love for you to wrap up your stream and already have the money you earned from that stream in your wallet,"

Too bad he banished twitch from his life.

 

[HeyMoon]

Too bad he banished twitch from his life.

He's still waiting for that apology though lol.

 

[NursezillaX]

Okay, that was one of the most unhinged, drunk rants I've ever heard from him. In a span of 30 minutes, he said all this about his trolls:
- you're an idiot
- people are nuts
- people are the biggest loser nuts
- people are mentally ill
- shitbags
- brain numb morons
- insane toxic echo chamber
- you're a shitbag
- idiots
- scumbags
- haters
- haters
- salty dumb kid on kiwifarms
- hate tunnel
- hate hate hate
- moron who blathers about
- mouth drooling idiot acting like a jackass
- stuck in your head up your ass
- what are you stupid? Ya you are!
- idiots on the internet
- idiots on the internet try to say
- moronic things that the idiots say
- say their dumb shit
- no one gives a fuck about the insignificant little shitbags who say stupid shit on the internet
- white noise dust in the wind no one cares about them
- fuck those pieces of shit
- who fucking cares about twitter
- scumbags
- couple hundred idiots on the internet who circle jerk each other
- these idiots
- these pussies
- internet fucking pussies
- scumbag mentality
- be as nasty as they want
- fuck those pieces of shit
- fuck that piece of shit
- these fucking people
- scumbags
- fuck these guys
- these shitbags

Now extrapolate those 30 minutes into acting this way on Twitch for years and he still pretends to act baffled and self-righteous in response to being booted for 'hateful slurs'. I guess as long as you're not saying something explicitly racial, a business should just quietly tolerate you acting like this. Kind of funny that he's this fucking toxic given that part of his rant yesterday was about how he had to remove comments because of all the 'vile and disgusting' things the trolls would say. Also, don't forget that he's VERY happy with his life right now. You can tell just from how he radiates so much happiness and positivity.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Now extrapolate those 30 minutes into acting this way on Twitch for years and he still pretends to act baffled and self-righteous in response to being booted for 'hateful slurs'. I guess as long as you're not saying something explicitly racial, a business should just quietly tolerate you acting like this. Kind of funny that he's this fucking toxic given that part of his rant yesterday was about how he had to remove comments because of all the 'vile and disgusting' things the trolls would say. Also, don't forget that he's VERY happy with his life right now. You can tell just from how he radiates so much happiness and positivity.

He already handwaved that away some time ago too by saying that it's not hateful slurs if he's defending himself against people talking shit about him like it's some sort of autistic internet Stand Your Ground law, or he's defending his business because his streams are his "place of business" like it's some autistic internet version of Castle Doctrine.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

No it was him touching both eyes and it looks like they start to melt. I will try later.

That's what I meant, lol. And yeah, I tried posting it here but kept getting that error.

He's still waiting for that apology though lol.

What's that counter up to now, anyway?

He already handwaved that away too by saying that it's not hateful slurs if he's defending himself against people talking shit about him like it's some sort of autistic internet Stand Your Ground law, or he's defending his business because his streams are his "place of business" like it's some autistic internet version of Castle Doctrine.

In typical DSPisms, that is the most retarded way of justifying his behaviour. Because that totally won't get the shit kicked out of you in real life if you tried that, Phil.

 

[clothes in my closet]

I wanted to post these yesterday when i saw it, but the farms wasnt letting me post em. I checked his twitter and instagram and didnt find anything, but i know derich has like 50 fucking social media pages.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

I wanted to post these yesterday when i saw it, but the farms wasnt letting me post em. I checked his twitter and instagram and didnt find anything, but i know derich has like 50 fucking social media pages.
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https://twitter.com/DerichlovesT/status/1547775201567395841

Here is the Tweet in question. Funniest part is DSP said something like "whoa dats a lot of meat Derich protein overload" and Derich corrected him in chat saying it wasn't all just meat.