Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Luty]

Looking at the texts the rascals send Pat, I'm constantly baffled by the fact that he clearly reads every single text message

I don't think it's too surprising, I don't think he actually has any friends in real life. He probably doesn't even know it himself, but deep down he appreciates the interaction.

 

[Akashic Retard]

Patrick the "conservative" wants less federal state power and to abolish states entirely. Guess he thinks we should a real democracy where one big government makes all the decisions! If only we had a word for that type of super democracy...
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Spoiler: Political Spergout

Hey FatPrick, no other country does this because America was founded as a response to the executive overreach of other nations. It (the federal system) is perhaps the most democratic system there is. Anyway don't let Pat know about the Federal Republic of Germany!
Like all leftists, Pat believes democracy = "when I get my way" and threats to democracy = "when I don't get my own way". Pat is a classic example of an argument against giving ordinary people the vote when snakes like him exist. Fucking absolute garbage take from a garbage human

No shit, genius. I’m guessing history and civics are part of your pathetic gpa, so I’ll give you a little refresher: America was designed this way on purpose.

Federalism would mitigate the hostile political environment we currently have, so of course Pat would be against it.

 

[Harambe]

Patrick the "conservative" wants less federal state power and to abolish states entirely. Guess he thinks we should a real democracy where one big government makes all the decisions! If only we had a word for that type of super democracy...
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Spoiler: Political Spergout

Hey FatPrick, no other country does this because America was founded as a response to the executive overreach of other nations. It (the federal system) is perhaps the most democratic system there is. Anyway don't let Pat know about the Federal Republic of Germany!
Like all leftists, Pat believes democracy = "when I get my way" and threats to democracy = "when I don't get my own way". Pat is a classic example of an argument against giving ordinary people the vote when snakes like him exist. Fucking absolute garbage take from a garbage human

God fucking damn it what a tard that is the dumbest political take I have ever read about how to fix the US government. For fuck's sakes CHINA gives its provinces and municipalities considerable autonomy in enacting and fulfilling central directives. Localism is the foundation of any successful, enduring government, it is how you get politicians to lead the central government it is how you keep people invested in a political system bigger than their neighborhood. Utterly stupid. Start a war so Texans, who don't want to kill babies and have voted in this direction for fucking decades, are compelled to.

Pat is so fucking fat he doesn't have gray matter, it's all fucking blubber up there.

 

[BruceyBoy]

not to mention India, which is a federal union of 28 states and 8 union territories; and each territory has its own set of official languages

Australia too. We might be pretty cucked in some areas but the majority of our governing is done at a state level. Federal gov exists mostly to collect/distribute tax

 

[artilleryfroth]

He once posted a supportive message on Facebook for Hilary when it looked like she was going to win with the caption 'Now my daughter can one day dream of becoming president'

As if the odds of an individual child born in the USA becoming President in future are statistically significantly different depending on their sex. I bet a *good* female candidate would have a fair shot. Probably though, it’s not going to be a girl who has 50% moron genetics and whose biological father is an unemployable deadbeat who doesn’t even send money to allow her some academic advantages. Also, her other 50% genetics are from someone who made at least several of what you might call “poor life choices”.

end up in prison being savagely beaten and forced to peel and clove garlic with their bare hands until their nails slide off.

Not trying to derail, but is that garlic example actually a thing? And if so, where?

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Pat said dad rode bulls
No one can find the info
Pat is full of shit

 

[Kulee Baba]

Fatrick would love it in Canada. You know since he likes communism and sucking govt dick. Justin welcomes you Fatty, you’re a perfect citizen for ̶C̶h̶i̶n̶a̶ ̶
Canada.

One problem, Canada only wants people who have money or at least highly sought after jobs.

Say what you want about Fidel Castro Jr. but at least he's not opening the border to Breadtubers and undesirable Americans like Patty.

 

[instythot]

Fatrick would love it in Canada. You know since he likes communism and sucking govt dick. Justin welcomes you Fatty, you’re a perfect citizen for ̶C̶h̶i̶n̶a̶ ̶
Canada.

Uh, pistols just became illegal in leafistan and Fatrick has handled a pistol like a little girl. Comrade Trudy wouldn't have him

 

[Seora]

One problem, Canada only wants people who have money or at least highly sought after jobs.

After short deliberation with the current UK prime minister’s cabinet and the greater general public it’s been decided that we don’t want Patrick “Fatrick” Tomlinson at any cost. You other countries can suck it and deal with him on your own. We don’t want the thousands of urban black youths in London to feel at risk of becoming ground up into pepperoni. After all, knives can only do so much to defend against a veteran butcher. We neither want to risk a Jim Sterling ‘sleeper cell’ scenario where upon wrecking havoc they gravitate to us.

 

[NotFatChild]

One problem, Canada only wants people who have money or at least highly sought after jobs.

Say what you want about Fidel Castro Jr. but at least he's not opening the border to Breadtubers and undesirable Americans like Patty.

Actually these days canada will take literally anyone because their entire economy is a ponzi scheme built on unsustainable levels of immigration. Someone pointed out recently that calling yourself a 'web designer' counts as a 'valuable job skill.'

I just hope you enjoy being a renter for your entire life, or at least until their economy crashes with zero survivors.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

At this point I think we can say that this early assessment was slightly flawed. Patrick is getting into Zoe Quinn territory for sustainability and dependability.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Uh, pistols just became illegal in leafistan and Fatrick has handled a pistol like a little girl. Comrade Trudy wouldn't have him

"Wrong, child! Trudeau is a fan of my work!" Also, Patrick is still fat.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

He really is fucking deranged isn't he? He genuinely believes this is gonna end up in court. Any day now, huh? It's been 4 years, Pat...

Remember, he's dragged his trolls to court twice and has failed each time. His failure against Null and Quasi resulted in a lien on his house and his owing Quasi (as of this writing) $36,933.46. He also took that Rascal who showed up at Hooligans to court and got nothing from him. I'm not sure what makes him think dragging more trolls to court will change anything (aside from the fact that he's a certifiable retard and unbelievably, incredibly, stupidly fat.)

 

[AnOminous]

Patrick the "conservative" wants less federal state power and to abolish states entirely. Guess he thinks we should a real democracy where one big government makes all the decisions! If only we had a word for that type of super democracy...

I believe it's called a totalitarian state. Also, just to illustrate the sheer stupidity of what Fatty just said, here's an out-of-date list of how many actual elected officials in the United States there are.

Source: Jennifer Lawless, Becoming a Candidate
(Thanks to nool for fixing images apparently.)

There are over half a million elected officials in the United States, from dog catchers and beetle administrators to President. This vastly exceeds any other country I am aware of. If you cared enough (and were not particularly repulsive like Fatty), YOU could be one. If an elected official has any control over you, you have a vote in that guy's job.

This dipshit wants to elect a king (presumably someone who agrees with everything he thinks) who then decides everything. You know, a dictator. Democracy manifest!

You can call this anti-democratic, but it's actually anti-mob rule, because if you gave full power to any simple majority, they'd simply vote themselves all the rights and vote everyone else into the ovens the instant push came to shove, and then guess what, no more democracy for you.

Federalism would mitigate the hostile political environment we currently have, so of course Pat would be against it.

Without federalism, abortion would have just been outlawed across the board across the entire country all at once.

Pat said dad rode bulls
No one can find the info
Pat is full of shit

You could almost say Pat talks a lot of. . .bullshit.

I've also heard that he's fat.

 

[Akashic Retard]

Without federalism, abortion would have just been outlawed across the board across the entire country all at once.

Just like it was legalized across the board for the entire country. The 10th Amendment has been dead for over a 100 years at this point.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

From the Rascals:




It's so simple, it cracks me up hard.

 

[Ophelia]

So if I texted him, “Hey, Pat, it’s Ophelia,” he’d reply, “No, stalker. It isn’t”?

Do you think he puts on cartoons while he answers texts and tweets for hours at a time?

 

[Broadside]

It really is just a psychotic need to have the last word, even if it makes no sense, huh?

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

It really is just a psychotic need to have the last word, even if it makes no sense, huh?
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Talking to Pat is like talking to a chatbot.

 

[artilleryfroth]

There are over half a million elected officials in the United States, from dog catchers and beetle administrators to President. This vastly exceeds any other country I am aware of.

I’ve lived in most of the Anglosphere and in nowhere I know of are the lower levels of administration (eg, dog catchers) elected positions. Generally they are appointed by the elected local government, and keep their positions when the local government changes, unless they provably fuck up. If the US allows even these positions to be controlled by the local public, then that shows a true democracy. Shouldn’t Fat Rick be celebrating that? I guess in his world Joe Biden should decide who gets to catch dogs in each county.