Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

God, could you imagine being this worthless?

Most people feel extremely guilty and selfish during periods of unemployment, and this guy gets paid to sit around, play video games, and watch porn, and he somehow thinks people are jealous of him.

How the fuck can you be content doing nothing for so long?? I mean holy shit, I'd cave within a year and get a job. It's clear he doesn't have any actual mental health problems, he's just a narcissist addict with drug and food problems, he's not disabled, he's fucking lazy and entitled.

This guy should really shut the fuck up when it comes to serious topics. It's like Ethan Klein talking politics.

You're fat, gross and stupid, and you got famous for being fat gross and stupid. You're not allowed to lecture anyone on anything when you've contributed literally 0 to society.

I remember him saying something like "I'm happy where I currently am. I'm happy playing video games, going to theme parks, and watching movies." No middle-aged man should be happy with that life. There was one time he tweeted out that he woke up, had breakfast, watched a movie and then took a nap, and he was proud of himself.

It's like that time he admitted to tax evasion like a month after lecturing people on not paying their taxes. Why are you constantly tweeting about incels and that people should respect women when you sexually harass female voice actors at conventions for your 10k view video??

Nigger.
 
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Bookmark Cuck said:
Now I'm not sure if anyone has noticed but I've figured out that Boogie is rather fat.
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No, yeah, I was thinking that too.
Idk if this is a popular opinion or if it's just me personally, but if I were given the opportunity to have sex with him, I would decline without a second thought..
 
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wingsofnazirapists said:
I remember him saying something like "I'm happy where I currently am. I'm happy playing video games, going to theme parks, and watching movies." No middle-aged man should be happy with that life.
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Not even Michael Jackson was happy with that life. Dude was doing drugs.

People never learn
 
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Expect him to seethe or throw a pity party over not reaching 1000 likes on this tweet:

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These stupid tweets always seem to reach his requested number, but not this one. So don't be surprised to see him post something faux-inspirational or how proud he is of his weight loss. Maybe we'll even get a Sammy Shield.
 
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YaBoi said:
Expect him to seethe or throw a pity party over not reaching 1000 likes on this tweet:

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These stupid tweets always seem to reach his requested number, but not this one. So don't be surprised to see him post something faux-inspirational or how proud he is of his weight loss. Maybe we'll even get a Sammy Shield.
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Or, even better, he will post how proud he is over his followers that didn't take the bait because he's cultivated such amazing fans
Love ya <3
 
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YaBoi said:
Expect him to seethe or throw a pity party over not reaching 1000 likes on this tweet:

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These stupid tweets always seem to reach his requested number, but not this one. So don't be surprised to see him post something faux-inspirational or how proud he is of his weight loss. Maybe we'll even get a Sammy Shield.
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Looks like Boogie is going to come up a bit short on this one. Just like how he always fails on his weight loss goals.
 
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Love how you're 100% aware that you cant reach 1k likes for a tweet like this. Are you also aware you cant touch your toes?
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No you wouldn't you fat greasy nigger. You'd immediately tweet something out saying "wow can't believe this many racists follow me". Then drone on about yourself or something nobody cares about.
 
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Jack Scarefani said:
Love how you're 100% aware that you cant reach 1k likes for a tweet like this. Are you also aware you cant touch your toes?View attachment 3494486
No you wouldn't you fat greasy nigger. You'd immediately tweet something out saying "wow can't believe this many racists follow me". Then drone on about yourself or something nobody cares about.
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That tweet is a great embodiment of typical Boogie Twitter interaction.
-try to make a quippy and cutesy one liner, either directly begging for or implying you want responses of any kind.
-fail to meet even your own most meager of expectations
-the world is spared from another cutesy one liner like "white people smell like mayonnaise".
 
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