DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Michael Janke]

Subway is fucking disgusting. They use the lowest quality ingrediants and they are trying to rebrand now cause everyone realized their food is dogshit. You're better off making a sandwhich at home or going to jersey mikes. I don't think subway is even that cheap anymore either.

subway did that strategy where you lower prices a shit ton, then when the competition is gone and buried, you raise the prices back up.
there used to be more sandwich shops before subway did this. one of them was quiznos, now quiznos is all but gone.

boy am I glad I dipped when he was playing SF3. This sounds horrible. Alienware is owned by dell, you are right. Yet I saw he said "“I’m going to go to a credited business who builds PC’s for things like businesses! Not Dell!”

phil should just buy meta pc pcs.
the one jeremy hamburger shills all the time.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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"𝕃𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕪 𝕖𝕪𝕖𝕤, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕚𝕘𝕟𝕠𝕤𝕚𝕤. 𝕊𝕠𝕠𝕟, 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕠𝕠 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕙𝕪 𝕀'𝕞 𝕒𝕝𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕖𝕝𝕤𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕒 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕙𝕒𝕟"

Spoiler

"Oh, and don't forget to tip me, okaaay? Sound good? Okay, then"

 

[NursezillaX]

He already handwaved that away some time ago too by saying that it's not hateful slurs if he's defending himself against people talking shit about him like it's some sort of autistic internet Stand Your Ground law, or he's defending his business because his streams are his "place of business" like it's some autistic internet version of Castle Doctrine.

Yep, and he can't even see the hypocrisy in his own argument. Twitch is a place of business too and they are paying him. If you had a restaurant (to use a Dave analogy) and one of your employees barraged every person who came in for the first time and innocently asked the 'wrong' question, or even if they were just flat out rude, with a string of expletives and insults, how long would you want that person shitting things up in front of the other customers? How many people have to sick it up and take some level of shit from customers at their job without being allowed to 'defend' themselves with cursing and insults? He won't tolerate it on his own streams, but expects others to tolerate it from him and, the minute they don't and say that's enough, it's 'illegal' and he talks about how he could sue them. What a joke.

 

[Pargon]

Too dangerous to drive on the freeeway, might have a back spasm. Surface streets are totally cool though. Fun fact, did you guys know that fatalities when people are hit by cars go up exponentially at 50 kmph/30mph? I can only imagine how safe the streets of Renton, in the state of Washington are with this near blind, ticking time bomb of back spasms driver DSP is.

Related, how many pedestrians or cyclists do you fellow Americans see on freeways? Or structures which sit just off the road? Does he honestly think surface roads are 100% safe for him while also considering the safety of others, which is the responsibility of every driver every time they get behind the wheel?

I can only assume that what he is trying to convince people to believe is that a back spasm would either cause him to mash the accelerator or brakes depending on the position of his right foot at the time or cut the wheel in such a sharp way that he would lose control due to traveling at such a relatively high speed. Why does he think these things couldn’t happen off the freeway? With the right road conditions a driver can lose control of their vehicle at 15 MPH and still wind up injuring someone or causing property damage, and when I say “the right road conditions” I mean something as minor as untreated roads with a dusting of snow on them, and Seattle can get much worse than that during the winter.

It seems like if you follow his logic to its conclusion (when you also consider he regularly refuses to elaborate or offer alternative reasoning) Phil cares very much about his own safety, and not at all for the safety of others.

 

[Iron Hamster]

It's pretty bad when you phail at lying.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Phil, did you have no friends growing up? Were you that kid, the one people let hang around cause they felt bad for them? Were you someone's Derich when you were younger?

I'm gonna kinda-sorta powerlevel here about his so called clique in school the "we don't give a shit" clique, and from what he's said he was big into back in high school which was jrpgs again Piggy lies when ever his jowls flap but lets take that with a grain of sand. That aside we had that clique when I was in school and they were either called those fucking virgin faggots or the proto-weebs because weeb hadn't become the standard of nomenclature. Back at the turn of the millenium vidya games weren't seen in the same light as they are today especially the japancentric ones, you might have a smattering of people who were into shit like Resident Evil but if you were sperging out about pokemon or jrpgs then congratulations you were in the fucking faggot clique.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I'm gonna kinda-sorta powerlevel here about his so called clique in school the "we don't give a shit" clique, and from what he's said he was big into back in high school which was jrpgs again Piggy lies when ever his jowls flap but lets take that with a grain of sand. That aside we had that clique when I was in school and they were either called those fucking virgin faggots or the proto-weebs because weeb hadn't become the standard of nomenclature. Back at the turn of the millenium vidya games weren't seen in the same light as they are today especially the japancentric ones, you might have a smattering of people who were into shit like Resident Evil but if you were sperging out about pokemon or jrpgs then congratulations you were in the fucking faggot clique.

My assumption based off personal experiences in Highschool full of a diverse ethnic group of people(Half niggers, Inuits, Viet, Somalians) is he was like those smelly white kids who were super weird that would hang out near the Art classes. Even the proper white people (Prep, jock types) didn't talk to them. Extreme sports white kids that even rollerbladed had a better social standing in their own groups.

Given Phil's own interests and passion to this day, he didn't have much going for him because it would have bloomed by now. He only knows about fast food and Arcade games.

I think he was an actual fuckin' loser. What we see today is him acting out because he didn't get to when he was being the meek smelly white boy in school.

 

[Chernabog3000]

I think he was an actual fuckin' loser. What we see today is him acting out because he didn't get to when he was being the meek smelly white boy in school

While I for sure feel you on that he was an actual loser. I'm not to quick to accept Phil was some loaner in high-school.

Phil had friends, not alot of them, or any genuine friends. But there was definitely a plethora of people who definitely exchanged faux friendship for whatever the fucks was going on at Phil's house.

He was a spoiled child. A 12 year old kid with fucking 200$ sneakers in the early 90s. He had everything every kid would want. Phil was a loser. And a douchebag. But he had stuff worth feigning friendship for. He was that kid in high-school. The kid you were 'friends' with soley cause he was a spoiled brat with tons of cool toys and video games. No doubt the kinda parents that got all the snacks. All the cable channels. All the shit you're family would never be able to afford in the early 90s. Phil had most of it. So in turn people gravitated towards him. Even a chance to drink alcohol at one of Phil's parents lush cookouts was a good enough reason to pretend to be Phil's friend.

While none of these people actually gave a fuck about Phil as a person. It isn't hard for me to see a childhood/adolescent where he was surrounded by friends who were just using him cause he grew up a little higher on the money tree.

 

[marlintan]

I'm gonna kinda-sorta powerlevel here about his so called clique in school the "we don't give a shit" clique, and from what he's said he was big into back in high school which was jrpgs again Piggy lies when ever his jowls flap but lets take that with a grain of sand. That aside we had that clique when I was in school and they were either called those fucking virgin faggots or the proto-weebs because weeb hadn't become the standard of nomenclature. Back at the turn of the millenium vidya games weren't seen in the same light as they are today especially the japancentric ones, you might have a smattering of people who were into shit like Resident Evil but if you were sperging out about pokemon or jrpgs then congratulations you were in the fucking faggot clique.

People shit on Korn & Limp Bizcut in similar manners if they were Metallica fans

 

[Brother Wind]

High school girls aren't facing homelessness if they don't get that attention though.

Lemme tell you about two sisters from Michigan. Had a mother that tried exorcising them. You may have heard of them.

 

[actually]

If twitch had same day payments, Phil will finally get a gold medal for special mental Olympics and retcon his past to justify going back to twitch. After all I think the email said he would be eligible to re apply for the partner program.
He's going to be super passive aggressive and salty but hes going to tuck his tail in because same day payments are his drug.

I hope it happens because he would immediately begin kneecapping himself by pissing away his money daily without the safety net of a lump monthly sum that he currently has (from Twitch, previously, and now from YouTube). Yeah, he'd have the Youtube ad money still, but that amounts to maybe a couple thousand dollars a month. Not enough to cover all his monthly bills like the lump does now.

The begging would be off the charts, especially after the first time he drunkenly overspends on his gacha and realizes he doesn't have the money for major bills (mortgage, electric, internet).

 

[NursezillaX]

I wanted to post these yesterday when i saw it, but the farms wasnt letting me post em. I checked his twitter and instagram and didnt find anything, but i know derich has like 50 fucking social media pages.
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The best part of Derich's repeating his comments over and over is that they're not like a few minutes apart because maybe DSP missed it the first time. The timestamps are always literally just one minute after another.

And then he'll really screw himself with spending.

It would honestly be the stupidest fucking thing he could do, which in no way means he wouldn't. Literally one of the only things saving his ass at all is that he only gets a YouTube payment once a month and he can actually control himself enough to just throw that one lump payment to pay bills all at once. Break it up over the course of 30 days and there's no way he'd ever have the discipline to set some aside for a week or two.

Edit: Ninja'd, was writing this while @actually posted the same thought. Great minds and all that.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Thats the funny thing when he recounts how he grew up with these games, aside from the nuggets of truth that he didn't hop on the Street Fighter Bandwagon till SF2 was in it's twilight years when he admitted he didn't start playing till FF3(6) was out.

Other than that he always says there's no way to find this stuff out back then, no way to learn tech in fighting games or secrets in games or maps unless you paid for them.

I mean except for games back then came packaged with a shit ton of crap including...maps! I too had these things foreign to DSP v1.0 called friends and we would discuss things we had in common from how to play street fighter, to hidden shit in NBA jam to one guy who has note books of maps he made, passwords and secrets.

At the risk of getting overly nostalgic, this is one of the things I miss about gaming as a kid. I'm sure I wasn't the only one who, on the ride home from the store, opened up the box and started reading the manual and looking at the maps and whatever else was included with the game. Or, hell, being jealous of the kid with the actual strategy guide and discussing hidden characters or special mechanics or whatever else. I remember during recess, getting together with my friends and trying to figure out how to beat Zelda dungeons.

That's the kind of thing I think about when it comes to retro gaming. Meanwhile, Phil will describe a game in the most generic of terms, simply saying he was a huge fan of it and liked it. Or rattling off the same fact that gets posted hundreds of times in "Top X gaming secrets you never knew about!" style articles. Even with his precious SF II, it feels like he has no personal connection to the game. He doesn't have to go full MovieBlob "I still bear the scars of the console wars" but *some* level of emotion would be nice.

The only time he really seems excited is if there's gambling involved. I can't recall many other times where Phil actually got fairly animated. It's just so weird that he even wants to be a gamer at all when he clearly despises (most) video games. I get there's that dopamine rush with making "progress" but it seems like there has to be easier ways to achieve it.

 

[PieceofShet]

One more thing with Doug, now that DSP mentioned him...

He faced one of men's biggest problem with dignity, unlike DSP
BALDING

EDIT: Cant wait for DSPs thoughtful inside on this on the next begcast.

 

[SomeBoyo]

Massive youtube growth cope segment, reminiscing his past.

11:24 "I hope I have an increase in business, I didn't have any in seven years, that's why I called it hardcore gaming season, because only my hardcore fans would care for me."

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

People shit on Korn & Limp Bizcut in similar manners if they were Metallica fans

can confirm. korn and limp bizkit are gay as fuck and i always hated them

 

[PieceofShet]

Massive youtube growth cope segment, reminiscing his past.

11:24 "I hope I have an increase in business, I didn't have any in seven years, that's why I called it hardcore gaming season, because only my hardcore fans would care for me."

HUH??? IS HE FOR REAL? He called it that cause SOO MANY GAMES coming at in that few months.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

I don't like Limp Bizkit as a whole and I think Fred's lyrics are cringey as fuck, but I like Wes Boreland. He's written some cool riffs that are a lot of fun to play.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

"Hardcore gaming season" might be the single most pathetic DSP-ism.

 

[Iron Hamster]

HUH??? IS HE FOR REAL? He called it that cause SOO MANY GAMES coming at in that few months.

lmao. Fuck he is stupid.