Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Formerly Trucks]

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He's not even trying anymore. The fat fuck can't even do his addiction properly. Honestly he probably posted it to @stealthygeek as well because it would actually get some engagement, and the porcine fellow requires the twitter dopamine rush to get off his fartcouch and make the trip to Hooligans every day.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I don’t involve myself much with any other lolcows. Do any others respond to 100% of everything like Pat does?

Send him a message on any platform, and usually within minutes, you’ll get a reply. Every. Single. Time.

It’s totally insane.

I have never seen a single person in my entire life respond to trolls as often as Pat does. Not even close.

 

[polyester]

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"Our blog"

He really is committed to the kayfabe that Automanic is some sort of organization consisting of multiple people, isn't he.
(All of those people being expert mechanics, of course.)

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Literally nothing 'acid trip' about that car. Pat is too much of a faggot to try acid, or to have friends to introduce it to him.

 

[Terrifying Organisms]

Could somebody clever please please shoop Fatrick with his straight 4 Mustang and title it “The Fat and The Furious” with one of his angrier Twitter childings quoted beneath it?
Asking for friends, son.

Spoiler: Fat and Furious

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Literally nothing 'acid trip' about that car. Pat is too much of a faggot to try acid, or to have friends to introduce it to him.

It looks cool, but it's just a modernized version of a 70s car. Read that on a car website. It's also in the name, N 74.

 

[clusterfuckk]

One problem, Canada only wants people who have money or at least highly sought after jobs.

Say what you want about Fidel Castro Jr. but at least he's not opening the border to Breadtubers and undesirable Americans like Patty.

That’s not the reality child, however Fatrick is the wrong color to be allowed in.

I always want to remind everyone to (metaphorically) let these dudes like Patirck know that they're calling for scrapping the Constitution and starting over, there is only a single restriction in Article V about what you cannot amend the Constitution to change:
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Canada devolves nearly as much power to the Provinces, Canada doesn't have national health insurance for example, the Provinces run it. The federal government in Canada much like like the federal government in the United States provides lots of money but the Provinces like the States actually run most things.

Yes but somehow all the premiers fold like lawn chairs after Fatrick sits on them. We are currently living in a dystopian hell thanks to Fidel Jr.
I’m sure Fatrick would love it

 

[CansOfCant]

I'd love to see fatso engage with a strictly political Bizarro Fatrick. Same twitter avatar, still fat and porcine.

"I'm sorry you're too stupid to understand WHY the federal system composed of states with equal representation in the Senate is a good thing, child. Leave me now."

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I'd love to see fatso engage with a strictly political Bizarro Fatrick. Same twitter avatar, still fat and porcine.

"I'm sorry you're too stupid to understand WHY the federal system composed of states with equal representation in the Senate is a good thing, child. Leave me now."

That would make an excellent trolling opportunity. Imagine if the account became popular.

 

[CansOfCant]

That would make an excellent trolling opportunity. Imagine if the account became popular.

Extra points if he sells himself as a woke liberal controlled op while doing it.

 

[ImportantOpinions]

It's fucking crazy that he's still doing Torque Wheeler shit. How the hell can you be this shamelessly arrogant and stubborn? He still believes Torque can become the internet's leading expert on all things auto. He'll show all of us, you just see! You have no idea how bright Torque's star will shine once people start paying attention! You guys are gonna look sniff so fucking stupid sniff when Torque Talk becomes a massive sniff hit for Discovery Channel!

It's imperative to remind him that if he abandons the Torque character, the idiots win. As long as Torque is getting 2 twitter likes for saying stereotypical 80s things, he wins.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

The tweet using Jon's daughter as a prop imagining her raped/pregnant is so fucking gross and it reminded me of other instances in which Patrick exploits specific people in IMO very intrusive and out of line ways

• blogging about his brother's depression / suicide attempt
• tweeting about Niki's depression, psychiatric medication use and her sexual stuff ("ready access to her pussy", "here's the hotel bathroom in which we fucked")
• referring to a couple's wedding he attended as "gay interracial wedding" multiple times

I'd say his autism makes him have no sense of people's privacy, but he doesn't tweet about HIS OWN struggles with being special ed or his obesity, so I'm thinking he's just a rude asshole.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

It's fucking crazy that he's still doing Torque Wheeler shit. How the hell can you be this shamelessly arrogant and stubborn? He still believes Torque can become the internet's leading expert on all things auto. He'll show all of us, you just see! You have no idea how bright Torque's star will shine once people start paying attention! You guys are gonna look sniff so fucking stupid sniff when Torque Talk becomes a massive sniff hit for Discovery Channel!

It's imperative to remind him that if he abandons the Torque character, the idiots win. As long as Torque is getting 2 twitter likes for saying stereotypical 80s things, he wins.

I love when these idiots don't realize that they can't bring the Twitter hammer down on an account parodying a pen name they were trying to not be associated with so never established any accounts in the name. "They're impersonating this person who doesn't exist and doesn't have any real web presence!"

 

[Grift Garrison]

I don’t involve myself much with any other lolcows. Do any others respond to 100% of everything like Pat does?

No, even they have better things to do. Those better things might be shitting in their diapers or actively attempting to rot their feet off, but they don't take 100% of the bait that comes their way. He's unique in that regard.

 

[Helium Bubble]

That would make an excellent trolling opportunity. Imagine if the account became popular.

Thomas Patrickson, verbal stalker assassin.

-Despises beer and bar food
-is in shape
-drives a Subaru but votes Republican
-owns only black powder weapons and a bow, believes cartridge weapons are for poser newfags
-has several children with his first and only wife, that he actually raises
-hates science fiction as tryhard faggotry
-hides his dox effectively

Actually, I kinda like him. It’d be fun making him into an asshole foil for Pat.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

After party at Hooligan's!

 

[Ecliptic]

referring to a couple's wedding he attended as "gay interracial wedding" multiple times

Kinda get that one, I was at a gay non-interracial wedding once and it got pretty bad. Lame music, weird food, their families were loud and smelled strange… Loved my Steve Harvey impression though.

 

[CansOfCant]

Thomas Patrickson, verbal stalker assassin.

-Despises beer and bar food
-is in shape
-drives a Subaru but votes Republican
-owns only black powder weapons and a bow, believes cartridge weapons are for poser newfags
-has several children with his first and only wife, that he actually raises
-hates science fiction as tryhard faggotry
-hides his dox effectively

Actually, I kinda like him. It’d be fun making him into an asshole foil for Pat.

Disagree but I still love you. Handsome Pat's been done; it was a true 'bizarro' Fatrick. I posit a true mirror image - only politically backwards - would ensure maximum entertainment at this stage.

But, separate from that, your ideas do make another good foil.

 

[Piggy Higuera]

After party at Hooligan's!
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By 2024 we'll all be crashing at Quasi's half-a-hovel.

If he takes possession of that place and turns it into a Patrick S. Tomlinson museum/AirBnB I will find a reason to be in Milwaukee.

 

[Caverlock]

By 2024 we'll all be crashing at Quasi's half-a-hovel.

If he takes possession of that place and turns it into a Patrick S. Tomlinson museum/AirBnB I will find a reason to be in Milwaukee.

I hope Quasi will allow Piggy to move down into the basement, and we can argue with him via pneumatic tube.


*fwoom* You are a fat faggot with bitch tits who lives in a basement.

*fwoom* Wrong thrice plus once more, stalker.