DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Sup3r]

“I like the podcast and I would like to do even more podcast content, but people tell me no.” Sigh, Phil! It's *NOT* a Podcast, it's literally you yelling at clouds.

A podcast is you and another person talking about a topic, shooting the breeze, going to another topic. Rinse, wash, and repeat. That's it! Your "Podcast" is just you bitching about what you saw on Twitter, "da trollz", begging, etc...

You don't have anything interesting to say, even though you think you have something interesting to say, you lie and contradict yourself to the point where we know your history and lies better than you do.

So, Phil; when you come across this when its time for gin and Jasper, keep that in the back of your piggy brain.

Hi, Phil!

Even if it was a "podcast", people aren't pissed off at him because it's shit, they're pissed off because they didn't click on the stream for his copium sessions, they came to watch him play vidya. He could be doing all this talking over vidya and they wouldn't bat an eye, since they would be getting what they were told.

And since I know you read here Phillip, I'll give you a piece of advice, on the house. If you are serious about wanting to have a podcast, then make it its' own thing, separate from the rest of your gaming streams. They tell you no, not because they don't like it, but because they didn't click on a gaming stream to hear an old man complain about fast food. Then you would have more freedom to do more with it as your "fans" won't have their main reason to bitch about it and might actually give you a chance to "do even more".

If twitch had same day payments, Phil will finally get a gold medal for special mental Olympics and retcon his past to justify going back to twitch. After all I think the email said he would be eligible to re apply for the partner program.
He's going to be super passive aggressive and salty but hes going to tuck his tail in because same day payments are his drug.

You assume that he's going to put in effort, for free, just for the chance to make that money. Even if it did become the case you'd more likely have to wait for YT to miraculously decide to kick his ass to the curb first.

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I love that even when he's a "victim" of the shit he pulls, it still doesn't hit him why people hated him when he did it. The only reason he knows that he fucked up back then because it cost him his friendship and even after first hand experience of how it felt, still obviously doesn't get it.

Phil's "Lemon" PC is still good enough, he's too stupid to know how to use it and add some small upgrades. Although tbf I'm not sure how good streaming is on it now, and he's due an upgrade. But, he doesn't need to spend $1k, let alone $3k.

I'm guessing Phil played around on the CyberpowerPC builder site and added all the fancy new shit like a 3090 Ti which would be a massive waste, and that's how he got $3k. Along with paying for fancy shipping because he bitched up a storm about a blemish on the case last time.

He really shouldn't be the one picking parts for a PC. Last time was the 3k lemon which was primarily a server PC with a gaming GPU. I wouldn't be surprised if his issue could be fixed by free software and it's just that his PC is just bogged down a shit ton of cookies that have just never been cleaned off. He's so addicted to the act of spending money that he's trying to delude himself into thinking that it'll be the only way to fix any and every problem he faces. Which would also explain why being offered a free PC from a fellow streamer pisses him so much, he won't get his precious dopamine hit from buying the newest toy

 

[Comma]

40-year-old hermit falling asleep at 3 PM:

 

[SomeBoyo]

How about on Wings side where is that?

I can't find a clip, Wings clips channels are also yeeting their stuff, but to sum it up, Wings showed his overall DM page and people noticed DSP in his DMs which peaked interest because imagine Dark "Send me an email" SydePhil sending DMs. So someone just asked Wings in a stream soon after to show his DMs with DSP and so he did (mainly cause there was nothing in there).

Spoiler: Pics

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[arrivefriday]

https://twitter.com/DerichlovesT/status/1547775201567395841

Here is the Tweet in question. Funniest part is DSP said something like "whoa dats a lot of meat Derich protein overload" and Derich corrected him in chat saying it wasn't all just meat.

I was confused as to why there was a content warning and then I remembered it's King fucking Coombrain we're talking about.

I have a twitter account but I rarely use it, kinda funny that they realize that this bong water of a kid post so much porn they have to censor all of his non-porn posts too

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I can't find a clip, Wings clips channels are also yeeting their stuff, but to sum it up, Wings showed his overall DM page and people noticed DSP in his DMs which peaked interest because imagine Dark "Send me an email" SydePhil sending DMs. So someone just asked Wings in a stream soon after to show his DMs with DSP and so he did (mainly cause there was nothing in there).

Spoiler: Pics

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Christ what a fucking sniveling toad you wonder how long it takes him to compose those texts? I'd say between twenty and thirty five minutes each.

 

[Lolidaki]

I can't find a clip, Wings clips channels are also yeeting their stuff, but to sum it up, Wings showed his overall DM page and people noticed DSP in his DMs which peaked interest because imagine Dark "Send me an email" SydePhil sending DMs. So someone just asked Wings in a stream soon after to show his DMs with DSP and so he did (mainly cause there was nothing in there).

Spoiler: Pics

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"I hope you are okay with it and not upset" what a fucking faggot.

 

[Corpun]

HUH??? IS HE FOR REAL? He called it that cause SOO MANY GAMES coming at in that few months.

I am half convinced DSP retcons are partly because he lies out of habit about anything and partly he forgets his own lore.

>has a fan that might finance a part / all of the PC
>RTU wants to send him an older PC
>doesn't want to pay extreme shipping fees that aren't real
>what if RTU trolls him by sending him trash?
>what if it breaks on the way to him? (muh warranty)
>mad at RTU leaking secret scam, paranoia activated hard
>mad at Wings for leaking DMs, compares it to Rambo/Howard and how they quit their friendship over that
>doesn't know what parts the PC has
>doesn't know what parts he would actually need to do his recording+broadcasting shit (isn't that still heavy on a single PC, even in current year? Someone who has an idea please respond)
>wants to ask audience next prestream on what parts to get
>different person emailed him, begging him to not actually listen to his fans because creators have retard fans all the time and they have no idea what they are talking about
>blames viewers for picking wrong parts for his 3k lemon
>wants to do a fundraiser in the fall because he needs money for PC/cam/greenscreen

Sounds good?

It amazes me a 40 year old man can know so little about so many things. The Burnells truly raised a special child.

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I take it he is done sucking Wings off now whenever he rambles about toxic shitheads being literally like PKA using wings for views or some shit.

 

[PieceofShet]

Whoever said beggars cant be choosers, obviously never heard of dsp. He wants you to give him 3k, but not his whole fanbase, just one person. For this money, he is willing to do zero research, its you who needs to tell him what to buy. Also, he declined a used pc from a credible source because... ?

Man, you cant make this shit up.

 

[Lolidaki]

Whoever said beggars cant be choosers, obviously never heard of dsp. He wants you to give him 3k, but not his whole fanbase, just one person. For this money, he is willing to do zero research, its you who needs to tell him what to buy. Also, he declined a used pc from a credible source because... ?

Man, you cant make this shit up.

just think about it for a second, the retard isn't willing to spend a hundred something dollars to ship a pc because 2017 is "to old" and not good enough for darksydekaren, but is more than willing to have this dent of a fan pay AT LEAST 3k for another lemon that he's likely going to fuck up again.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Flashback Friday time

Never say never, 2013 Phil

Another one aged REALLY well

 

[King Nutsack]

I know I'm late on this but my god, it's aggravating how full of shit Phil was about the Stationary Link strat at the end of Zelda 2. "I FIGURED IT OUT MYSELF!" and then straight up said "I don't need no Power Glove to beat him!", which pretty much tells on him watching the AVGN video and seeing the strat for himself. It's okay Phil, lots of people have seen the video and learned the strat that way. Just fucking own up to it instead of pretending to be the KING OF [savestate] RETRO.

 

[Robust User]

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He basically said he doesn't want to be my friend anymore.

Oh no! He didn't want to be your friend anymore?

It's like he is crying over the wolverine toy all over again.

 

[Dona Morte]

Poll suggestion:
@actually
How much will Phil's next PEEECEE cost?
1- 1.5K
1.5 - 2K
2- 2.5K
Etc.
Thanks in advance.

 

[JamFlowMan]

just think about it for a second, the retard isn't willing to spend a hundred something dollars to ship a pc because 2017 is "to old" and not good enough for darksydekaren, but is more than willing to have this dent of a fan pay AT LEAST 3k for another lemon that he's likely going to fuck up again.

I understand everyone breaking down Phil not needing all this high end stuff to do what he wants but this isn't really about that. This is a child who is throwing a tantrum because he wants a new toy. He doesn't want Rich's old hand me downs even though it's (probably) perfectly acceptable, he wants the new shit on display in the shiny glass case in the store and fuck anybody offering anything less.

 

[Lazycunt]

Oh no! He didn't want to be your friend anymore?

It's like he is crying over the wolverine toy all over again.

It's worse than that because wings is not his friend so comparing it to John rambos incident is completely different context wise

 

[actually]

Poll suggestion:
@actually
How much will Phil's next PEEECEE cost?
1- 1.5K
1.5 - 2K
2- 2.5K
Etc.
Thanks in advance.

Done.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

This is a child who is throwing a tantrum because he wants a new toy.

All while screaming that he's a "mature adult" and not acting like an entitled idiot who thinks the world owes him something. The reason Phil is mad is because it exposes the scam. Phil can get the money, fuck it off on WWE Champions, say "Well, a bill came out of nowhere and I had to spend the money on paying off this emergency." aka a WWE Champions event.

Let's be fair: Scopley needs to get paid FIRST before Phil drops a DIME into his "business." This is also the same idiot that is usually LATE on his mortgage payment because those sweaty men are more important.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I can't find a clip, Wings clips channels are also yeeting their stuff, but to sum it up, Wings showed his overall DM page and people noticed DSP in his DMs which peaked interest because imagine Dark "Send me an email" SydePhil sending DMs. So someone just asked Wings in a stream soon after to show his DMs with DSP and so he did (mainly cause there was nothing in there).

Spoiler: Pics

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Paying customers fleeced again. Paid for a 'react' stream, got a poorly done PR stream. No wonder he's so pissed wings exposed him here too. Burnt twice in one day. Amazing.

 

[Michael Janke]

it looks like tevin deleted his last several videos.