💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

Anyways it's very clear from this video that Jeremy got humbled
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Does he you know, realize his fan base isn't interested in seeing him drink and burp on Twitch while playing children's games? He hasn't a witty or creative bone in his body.
He doesn't realize that people only watch him because they enjoy watching other fail. He does a video about G4TV losing viewers because they failed to get the woke crowd and people enjoy an update that supports their world view
 
It’s easy money, someone else is buying, roasting, grinding, etc. Literally all you’re doing is slapping a label on it and charging a markup. It’s Cafepress with coffee (and higher margins). There’s pretty much no downside at all.

And yeah, I think they all get it from one of four or five huge suppliers that do this kind of thing.
Look at Jeremy... then his age... then the age group they are targeting.

ALL FROM GENERATION FAIL Coffee is the big thing now.... A few years ago it was avocado and toast. All of them are FUCKING retarded trying to cash in on the new fad.

SHORT TERM MINDSET... SHORT TERM PROFITS... = LONG TERM FAILURES.


Those are the hardcore facts of doing real business in this society of today. If you really take a look on Jeremy's track record on all of the jobs he has owned... you will see that my statement is right.

He's chasing the golden ticket and instead of saving money (his new house) he is feeding off of his viewers for his income.

Again using his digital economy to try to make it rich.

And if you noticed, even more so now than 5 to 10 years ago, it is so much harder to get up the wealth bracket. And the reason why is those who are already up there are pretty much making sure they are the ones that have the money and the rest does not.

I believe he's got too much debt to be at the 1%er range. He might be in the high 80's at this moment but I am not looking that hard at that man.

He's just a sponge
Keep in mind Jeremy's gimmick is that his coffee is roasted fresh to order by his company at his own facility and he owns both the roasting and shipping process and these take place at different locations 🤔. Keep in mind several months in we only have a few pictures and short video clips of the coffee being packaged or prepared for shipping and ZERO pictures of his supposed roasting operation and he is featured in none of these pictures.

Ask yourself is Jeremy the kind of guy to rent out two separate locations to roast and ship coffee and not post a single picture or video of himself at either location over two months deep? Why would Jeremy rent two locations to roast and ship coffee instead of just one space to do both? Why would a man who just invested in such a venture be so concerned with people putting in pre-orders months ahead of time for k-cups since he "needs funds to cover equipment" when he's supposedly selling over $50k worth of coffee a month and that equipment pales in comparison to the money required to rent two locations, hire staff, and buy the initial equipment to get such an operation up and running?

Occam's razor and also just knowing Jeremy he's lying and the "fresh roasted to order under my own watch" is just marketing sheriff BS to get away with charging $2-$5 more than every other coffee shipper I've seen. Nothing adds up but time and time again he insists the reality is that he has full time staff at two locations roasting and shipping coffee. At best he probably found some local roaster and is farming out that task to them then having his guys ship it. At worst it's some wholesale drop shipper just slapping stale beans in his package out of barrels in the back of some warehouse. Eventually the truth will come out.

Edit: Oh and no Wisconsin business license to be found.


My line for grifter is people who say things they don't fully believe or rile up their audience over made up bullshit for profit. You could make money while staying true to your beliefs in theory but I don't have any examples of this IRL and yeah most political talking heads are grifters.

That video was just a thinly veiled coffee shill. I didn't watch it but I saw some tweets and something something woke SJW Starbucks closed 16 of their sixty billion stores because of crime. Woke coffee go broke. Then Tim Pool made a comment about opening up non-woke coffee shops to compete with Starcucks and had some offhanded comment about selling Jeremy's coffee. So I guarantee this video is on some fuck woke Starbucks drink non-political coffee brand coffee endorsed by Tim Pool to own the libs.
He's not roasting coffee. He's just a small timer middle man pushing coffee because it is the next fad. It's just another method of leaching off of his subscriber base.
 
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It's probably a key ingredient in the formula... either that or Jeremy has to pay extra to have thise buckets washed and he can't afford to do that and own other streamers with passive aggressive Super Chats.

And according to the livestream, Jeremy plans to do some gaming on Sunday. I've said pretty much all there is to say regarding his hopeless endeavors to break into the gaming scene, but let's see how long he keeps it up for if he even commits to this Sunday.
 
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More unsanitary conditions.
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Coffee literally pouring over rust on the equipment, paint flaking off machinery directly over where food product is prepared, filthy conditions, no hair nets, dirty buckets stacked inside other buckets that are used to transfer food… Why did he even post this is he fucking blind?

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This just raises more questions as to what the hell is going on here. The poor state of this operation certainly lends credibility to Jeremy’s claims he runs the show but it could also just be he picked the cheapest provider he could and asked them to wear his shirts for a day and record it so he could use it as a promo. The fact the shirts are the cleanest thing in any picture makes me think it might be the latter. Where is the health department when you need them?

Got beat to it but...
Jeremy quietly deleted his videos about Keffals. He totally won though guys trust me it was a huge L for everyone but him.
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Also interesting that he deleted his videos on Keffals, probably to hide the shit that he said about her
I didn't give their back and forth much attention, but it feels like he was aiming to recreate the situation he had with Zombaekillz and the attention that came with it. Only this time he didn't get massive support for his anti-virtue signaling, put more heat on himself by launching personal attacks against Keffals, and was likely told by the YouTube rep in the same discussion they had about streaming that he needed to cut it out. He's done this before with Pokimane and Suzy Lu, so it's not surprising. I don't think it'd a coincidence that he's now pivoting away from self-engineered drama in favor of another round of video game streaming - he wants to boost his numbers and is going through his usual playbook to see what works.
 
I didn't give their back and forth much attention, but it feels like he was aiming to recreate the situation he had with Zombaekillz and the attention that came with it. Only this time he didn't get massive support for his anti-virtue signaling, put more heat on himself by launching personal attacks against Keffals, and was likely told by the YouTube rep in the same discussion they had about streaming that he needed to cut it out. He's done this before with Pokimane and Suzy Lu, so it's not surprising. I don't think it'd a coincidence that he's now pivoting away from self-engineered drama in favor of another round of video game streaming - he wants to boost his numbers and is going through his usual playbook to see what works.
I didn't even think about that but it is quite a coincidence the last time he mentioned a meeting with his Youtube rep was about a week after the ZombeaKillz stuff and now he said he met with his rep again and it was about a week after the Keffals stuff started. Maybe they gave him another "we love your channel but... we have some recommendations" speech where they politely told him to calm the fuck down. I guess if there was a downside to this meeting he wouldn't mention it because he damn sure isn't getting that same ground swell of support this time plus he turned "my channel is under attack" into a meme and made a bunch of jokes about how big of a grifter he was about 100 times the last few months when his head got too big. Not an exaggeration either, actually just calling himself the grifter king and laughing in his audience's face about how much money he makes off generating drama then turning around and saying his channel is under attack when they respond. I actually think some of his long time fans are starting to wake up and see reality, he was just so blatant with everything the grifting and shilling, shoving his money in everyone's face, and proudly claiming he was absolutely fucking untouchable up until the 11th hour then the next day his first video he's looking defeated and walking it all back while sheepishly claiming victory.

Update: Quartering was asked on livestream why he doesn't go live from the Coffee Brand Coffee facility and says because the facilities are in Utah.
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Breaking this out into it's own post now because it's pants down time.

🚨🚨New video, Breaking news! Coffee Brand Coffee is just repackaged Player One Coffee which is run by the CEO of Jeremy's sponsor MetaPCs. Please like and share!🚨🚨

Note the address.
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So all that shit about Jeremy slaving over finding the perfect blends and overseeing the coffee roasting process and all that. Big shocker but it's bullshit. He's never stepped foot inside this facility he's just throwing someone else's coffee in his package and his entire involvement is marketing it as a separate brand, which he chose to do by lying every step of the way.

GG Jeremy I knew you were full of shit but thanks for playing.
 
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Breaking this out into it's own post now because it's pants down time.

🚨🚨New video, Breaking news! Coffee Brand Coffee is just repackaged Player One Coffee which is run by the CEO of Jeremy's sponsor MetaPCs. Please like and share!🚨🚨

Note the address.
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So all that shit about Jeremy slaving over finding the perfect blends and overseeing the coffee roasting process and all that. Big shocker but it's bullshit. He's never stepped foot inside this facility he's just throwing someone else's coffee in his package and his entire involvement is marketing it as a separate brand, which he chose to do by lying every step of the way.

GG Jeremy I knew you full of shit but thanks for playing.
To the surprise of nobody, Jeremy failed to disclose this.
 
Breaking this out into it's own post now because it's pants down time.

🚨🚨New video, Breaking news! Coffee Brand Coffee is just repackaged Player One Coffee which is run by the CEO of Jeremy's sponsor MetaPCs. Please like and share!🚨🚨

Note the address.
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So all that shit about Jeremy slaving over finding the perfect blends and overseeing the coffee roasting process and all that. Big shocker but it's bullshit. He's never stepped foot inside this facility he's just throwing someone else's coffee in his package and his entire involvement is marketing it as a separate brand, which he chose to do by lying every step of the way.

GG Jeremy I knew you full of shit but thanks for playing.
I'll add by saying that Jeremy plagiarised someone else's coffee advertising (not sure if it was brought up here)

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And according to the livestream, Jeremy plans to do some gaming on Sunday. I've said pretty much all there is to say regarding his hopeless endeavors to break into the gaming scene, but let's see how long he keeps it up for if he even commits to this Sunday.
You know if the guy was a real business man with all of these things going on, he'd really not care if he could become a streamer or not, instead he's chasing some trend that would in reality offer less income than if he actually had a functional business.
 
Remember what I said about Jeremy going through his typical playbook? Well you check off shorts because he's uploaded a new one, now with 100% less memes.


I mean, at least he's basing it off his actual content this time around instead of Sean's lame humor but is this new footage or something he took from an older video?

Edit: Jeremy getting called out by his own viewers because I guess he said yesterday that he wouldn't do shorts only to do a 180. You love to see it.

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The Quartering: "I'm not a drug addict, why does my doctor think I'm a drug addict"

Also the Quartering: *saves up on pills so he can down them with alcohol*


Someone just get him some help
 
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Someone just get him some help
Jeremy let me help you out bossman. If you are about to lie stop yourself and tell the truth and if you are about to tell the truth, lie. Clearly you have this shit backwards because there is no need to lie to your fans and say shit like you have two gay black dads or you bought an actual coffee company which you run when someone else is doing all the work and just throwing the same shit in your branded packages or your parents conveniently got swatted the same day one of your fans swatted some girl you were beefing with online. No one asked and no one cares, so you just look stupid when exposed. On the other side it's okay to lie and say you never shit your pants and left a trail of liquid diarrhea all over a Wal-Mart then put your shitty pants back on and got yelled at by your wife because you were too stupid to buy a pair of sweatpants when you were already inside a fucking Wal-Mart instead of getting shit on her new car seats. You should probably also lie to the world and tell them you definitely don't beg your doctor for Oxys then ride out the pain so you can wash them down with alcohol later, holy shit. It's okay to lie about that stuff and no one would ever know, in fact you are a fucking idiot not too. I appreciate your selective honesty though from a LOLcow perspective, so thanks for the free entertainment.
 
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