DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
While watching real creators last night, I came across the answer as to why Phail has been so salty lately. He just can't land that big sponsor:

This ad popped up and I lol'd

*wins the match, STILL goes into a retarded netcode rant about GGPO* motherfucker give it up
He has to. He saw him not mentioning anything when he wins is talked about here.
 
How long can a handful of dents keep him supported? I legitimately wonder how many more months or years this shitshow will go on before Phil’s kwality khantent is no longer financially feasible. Gotta keep those Hogan jpegs coming in, don’t let him down!
It will go on. He just needs to replace one whale with another. Yes it's a small pool but on the other hand if one fails he just needs another one. And given how many dents with big wallets he attracts it might go long. Except perhaps a real recession hits us (and this might happen this year if things continue like this)
 
How long can a handful of dents keep him supported? I legitimately wonder how many more months or years this shitshow will go on before Phil’s kwality khantent is no longer financially feasible. Gotta keep those Hogan jpegs coming in, don’t let him down!
i know it`s :optimistic: but i think in the next few years his income will drastically decrease and at the same time his expenses will increase.

the crisis and inflation is going to hit everyone, normal people, philbert and his payigs, unless his payigs are literally millionaires.
 
How long can a handful of dents keep him supported? I legitimately wonder how many more months or years this shitshow will go on before Phil’s kwality khantent is no longer financially feasible. Gotta keep those Hogan jpegs coming in, don’t let him down!
I laugh that he bashed Subway for phailing due to poor product yet wonders why he doesn't rake in what he feels he deserves while producing garbage product.
Also, he would be fine if he stopped wasting money. He makes well more than enough to live comfortably.lol.

Was watching a video documentary and found one Phail won't be able to detract to:

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Wacky Japs with their nipples and shit on crash test dummies.
 
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He has a pathological spending problem and zero self-control
He's literally has no value of money he just waste on things he "doesnt" uses
Phil is such an odd specimen. By everything he made way back in the day and even now he should be loaded with undeserved cash but his one vice is not controlling his spending.

Even back then it was bad, but instead of gacha he blew it all on statues and collectibles he didn't actually care about. Remember those TF2 statues he has? He never actually played TF2 more than a few videos. Same with tons of other shit of his. Hell I bet Project 7 would have been profitable if he actually invested into it and set up a budget instead of canceling it because he was 'losing money' when the only notable expense was a shit load of toys he bought and never used.

If there is any indicator Phil had been pampered all his childhood and teenage life it is his lack of money management. He literally can't extract joy from anything unless it involves spending money.
"I have YouTube Premium but I never do anything with it"
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Wait people actually use YouTube Premium?
 
Trolls win, Jaxx reloading his bus pass again

What?! Why is Jaxx buying a buss pass? Doesn't Jaxx have legs? That buss pass money is Philberts money, I mean, how is supposed to pay for his bills?

apparently forever and i have no expectations that that will change any time soon. whales will never understand that phil's livelihood isn't their responsibility

Or things start happening to Philbert that causes him to put more financial pressure onto his paypigs. Just imagine if DSP was begging for a few thousands for a new car, thousands for a new PC, and his daily tithe.
 
Jaxx Raxxor retard tipped a hundred at the begging of the stream, in the next 90 mins he only got another 1 dollar.
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Each time I see his name, I'm reminded that This is the same man who has been vocal about saving up for a car for years. But hey, at least he's sticking it to the trolls; They make KF quake each and everytime they give a big tip to Phil.
 
Even after the bank leaks, it would still be unbelievable just what Phil’s monthly expenses are, and the amount that he wastes monthly.
I don't remember any monthly pay out to teh googles. I don't think they'd take it from the payout but maybe they do.
 
IIRC, he signed up for a three month trial shortly before the Wings react event.
What are the odds that he’ll forget to cancel? Just like he did with EA and PlayStation. What’s even funnier is that he admits that even though he signed up, he‘s done nothing with it. Great content creator mindset, Phil.
 
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