Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[hall&oates]

Hmm, won't let me attach the pic of Ashley's jacked up panties.

God works in mysterious ways.

 

[buoyverificationfuel]

Spoiler: Ashley's caption

I have been digging deep and learning so much about my body. I have become way more in tune with how I feel.

That’s why I called my Gynecologist this morning to schedule an appointment to remove my Mirena IUD. I don’t want an alternative; I want OFF of ALL hormonal birth control.

No… I’m not trying to get pregnant.

I know this idea may seem bizarre to some. It’s even controversial. And that’s okay. This is my personal journey… I’m a young 24 year old woman, dating around. I get it.

But I was put on birth control when I was 16. I didn’t actually get my period until my 15th birthday (thanks for that one mama nature). It was extremely irregular. The pill was supposed to “regulate” my cycle.

But I SO wish we had sought out the root cause rather than slapping a band-aid on things…

WHY was my period so irregular?? (I now know it’s because I was very underweight from undiagnosed Crohn’s Disease.)

I haven’t naturally bled in 8 years. 8 freaking years. I’ve had bleeding during my placebo pill weeks, but that’s not my natural cycle.

When I was 19, I bled for over two months straight. I was living on my own (with friends) in Boise, attending school. It was miserable, to be honest.

Out of desperation, I went to urgent care. The male doctor who took two minutes to listen to me started me on a pill EXTREMELY high in hormones. Sure, it stopped the bleeding, but my PCP was mortified when she found out. So, she referred me to a gynecologist to get it sorted out.

In less than five minutes, she decided my best route would be to get the Mirena IUD. My Crohn’s always flared at my time of the month, so her solution was to stop my cycle altogether.

I went in prepared to get a new pill & I left with the painful and traumatic experience of getting an IUD placed.

Jump to now, five years later, I’m educating myself about my cycle and hormones.

This decision to remove my IUD has been hard. Especially after the overturn of Roe while living in a trigger ban state.

But I’m ready to take on this journey. Bring it on.

S/O to @findingflow.co, @mirfishy & @rooted.in.gaia_ for teaching me so much about our inner seasons and the beauty of bleeding.

This is exactly what I mean when I say that Ashley makes very sporadic entertaining content that makes up for her beige nothingness.
She looks like an oil-painted wax statue. Her head looks photoshopped to be smaller. Her eyes are growing farther apart in every post. Those underwear are so hideous that I thought they were drawn on and she originally took the photo with her vag hanging out. But she thinks this is attractive. Maybe weed really does rot your brain?
The post was locked within two hours.

Remember Kat? She's still dying from anorexia. Someone on illnessfakers came across old content of hers, proving for all the doubters that yes it's all from anorexia.

OP's explanation.

Kat's old profile on some pro-ana website, saying her goal weight is 75 lbs. She also says her ED was caused by being super special sick.


This is her story of why it's acceptable for her to puke or drain everything and it's definitely not a disorder.

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

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Spoiler: Ashley's caption

I have been digging deep and learning so much about my body. I have become way more in tune with how I feel.

That’s why I called my Gynecologist this morning to schedule an appointment to remove my Mirena IUD. I don’t want an alternative; I want OFF of ALL hormonal birth control.

No… I’m not trying to get pregnant.

I know this idea may seem bizarre to some. It’s even controversial. And that’s okay. This is my personal journey… I’m a young 24 year old woman, dating around. I get it.

But I was put on birth control when I was 16. I didn’t actually get my period until my 15th birthday (thanks for that one mama nature). It was extremely irregular. The pill was supposed to “regulate” my cycle.

But I SO wish we had sought out the root cause rather than slapping a band-aid on things…

WHY was my period so irregular?? (I now know it’s because I was very underweight from undiagnosed Crohn’s Disease.)

I haven’t naturally bled in 8 years. 8 freaking years. I’ve had bleeding during my placebo pill weeks, but that’s not my natural cycle.

When I was 19, I bled for over two months straight. I was living on my own (with friends) in Boise, attending school. It was miserable, to be honest.

Out of desperation, I went to urgent care. The male doctor who took two minutes to listen to me started me on a pill EXTREMELY high in hormones. Sure, it stopped the bleeding, but my PCP was mortified when she found out. So, she referred me to a gynecologist to get it sorted out.

In less than five minutes, she decided my best route would be to get the Mirena IUD. My Crohn’s always flared at my time of the month, so her solution was to stop my cycle altogether.

I went in prepared to get a new pill & I left with the painful and traumatic experience of getting an IUD placed.

Jump to now, five years later, I’m educating myself about my cycle and hormones.

This decision to remove my IUD has been hard. Especially after the overturn of Roe while living in a trigger ban state.

But I’m ready to take on this journey. Bring it on.

S/O to @findingflow.co, @mirfishy & @rooted.in.gaia_ for teaching me so much about our inner seasons and the beauty of bleeding.

This is exactly what I mean when I say that Ashley makes very sporadic entertaining content that makes up for her beige nothingness.
She looks like an oil-painted wax statue. Her head looks photoshopped to be smaller. Her eyes are growing farther apart in every post. Those underwear are so hideous that I thought they were drawn on and she originally took the photo with her vag hanging out. But she thinks this is attractive. Maybe weed really does rot your brain?
The post was locked within two hours.

Remember Kat? She's still dying from anorexia. Someone on illnessfakers came across old content of hers, proving for all the doubters that yes it's all from anorexia.
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OP's explanation.
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Kat's old profile on some pro-ana website, saying her goal weight is 75 lbs. She also says her ED was caused by being super special sick.

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This is her story of why it's acceptable for her to puke or drain everything and it's definitely not a disorder.

Why is EVERYTHING so traumatic for Ashley? I’m sure having an IUD placed isn’t fun, but something being not fun and maybe uncomfortable does not automatically make it traumatizing. Like holy shit. Cry harder.

ETA: Ashley’s eyebrows are horrible and I would not have sex with them.

 

[Crimewatcher 44]

If it doesn’t end soon, can the IF mod drama gets it’s own thread? Reddit intrigue is taking over this one.

I second this.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Remember Kat? She's still dying from anorexia. Someone on illnessfakers came across old content of hers, proving for all the doubters that yes it's all from anorexia.
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OP's explanation.
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Kat's old profile on some pro-ana website, saying her goal weight is 75 lbs. She also says her ED was caused by being super special sick.

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This is her story of why it's acceptable for her to puke or drain everything and it's definitely not a disorder.

Funny enough, that's what my beloved Skinwalker claimed happen to her, that she was just so afraid of the GI symptoms that she felt she had to drain/purge everything she ate before it could make her sick. The fact that she could eat big meals and not have any physical discomfort then turned it to full on bulimia where she would binge huge amounts of food and then pour it out of her G-tube as soon as possible (although having seen some of the things she ate on her Disneyland vacation I have to wonder how the fuck she got that out of her G-tube. Someone said she might have pumped a syringe of meat tenderizer in to help break it down quickly before she sucked it back out which lol gross). This of course doesn't explain how she managed to be 70 lbs on TPN when that should have given her everything she needed to survive directly into her veins.

It would make a lot more sense for Kat to claim she was prone to developing GP because of her physical illnesses and the ED is what pushed it over the edge from "prone" to "stomach no work". It would still be a lie but at least it would make logical if not biological sense. I don't follow her but I guess she pulls the "can only tolerate 12mL/hr through my j tube"/intestinal failure line for why she can't get enough nutrition through her J?

If it doesn’t end soon, can the IF mod drama gets it’s own thread? Reddit intrigue is taking over this one.

Third. Honestly it's starting to come off vendetta-y to me. A lot of the "drama" isn't. Like "she lied about being in EGW." Yeah, her and everyone else who was in there. The subreddit was supposed to be kept a secret.

 

[vondables]

This is exactly what I mean when I say that Ashley makes very sporadic entertaining content that makes up for her beige nothingness.
She looks like an oil-painted wax statue. Her head looks photoshopped to be smaller. Her eyes are growing farther apart in every post. Those underwear are so hideous that I thought they were drawn on and she originally took the photo with her vag hanging out. But she thinks this is attractive. Maybe weed really does rot your brain?
The post was locked within two hours.

Looks like she has a super wedgie from those weird-ass panties

 

[Abby Normal]

Why is EVERYTHING so traumatic for Ashley? I’m sure having an IUD placed isn’t fun, but something being not fun and maybe uncomfortable does not automatically make it traumatizing. Like holy shit. Cry harder.

I feel so sorry for the (non-sketchy) healthcare providers that have to deal with these weirdos.

Also coming soon: Ashley has a variety of 'mysterious' symptoms easily explained by having a hormonal IUD removed.

 

[TomBradysVagina]

Why is EVERYTHING so traumatic for Ashley? I’m sure having an IUD placed isn’t fun, but something being not fun and maybe uncomfortable does not automatically make it traumatizing. Like holy shit. Cry harder.

ETA: Ashley’s eyebrows are horrible and I would not have sex with them.

A couple of hours later she posted a video of her "passing out" while doing yoga too. She's on an attention-seeking tear.

 

[NoReturn]

I'm here to contriboot the following (please forgive anything that's been posted already):

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I come bringing news from Reddit.
Ashley Carnduff, a munchie known best for her overly beige aesthetic, extreme weed consumption, and lately exposing her infusion center to covid (yes she knew, she is just selfish) has been banned as a subject because moderating the discussion about her is too hard.
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Her "problematic medical antics" are still ongoing. She described dehydration from a kidney infection (which TOTALLY wasn't just a UTI!!) as "soul crushing." She immediately recovered from covid enough to go on vacation to Denver and was sick immediately upon returning home. The mods just think it's too hard to mod the posts about her to stay in compliance with Reddit's strict TOS.

What do the members think?

Spoiler: They think it's bullshit.

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These are just a few of the top comments I scrolled through. There's over 700 right now, so I'm not reading them all.

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if she's outed as the next munchie IF mod. She has weird eyebrows and a tiny head, and I am allowed to say that here, and she can't intimidate anyone into not posting about her.

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niid, unfortunately

edit:ninja'd

 

[vondables]

I'm here to contriboot the following (please forgive anything that's been posted already):

That TikTok account is not Ashy’s, she has said on her Instagram multiple times that someone is impersonating her.

 

[buoyverificationfuel]

That TikTok account is not Ashy’s, she has said on her Instagram multiple times that someone is impersonating her.

When it comes to most munchies, it's more likely for it to actually be the munchie making a "fake account" that's "impersonating them" so they have some drama to fall back on once people get bored. Anelise has done something like this before. I'm pretty sure Dani has claimed some of her DFEd accounts (that were proven to be her) were evil reddit bullies impersonating her.

That being said... people are weirdly obsessed with snarking about Ashley, and they take it too far sometimes. I wouldn't be surprised if someone actually is impersonating her and thinks it's the funniest shit ever.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

I can't stand Ashley's mouth. Why does it always look like that.

 

[MadDisaster]

Question for the more medically knowledgeable kiwis. I'm not very familiar with the real affects of munchie disorders, but if they actually had these issues, wouldn't going on rides be absolutely awful? I know with things like MS or even chronic migraines the misery they cause seems to destroy any ideas of rides being fun.

These people are fakers, so obviously it won't cause issues for them, but I would think it would be a giant red flag to anyone around them or following them.

 

[Montalbane]

PL and a huge post but I think this might be the right place for this.

I have been dealing with a friend who claims to have BPD.
Got sent to the psychiatry wars on a supposed suicide attempt.
Left her job and did not put any effort into finding another one (claims she gets anxious and just can't when a job interview comes up)

Claimed she was a lesbian all her life yet left her long term girlfriend for a dude she met buying weed.
Supposedly got pregnant.
(found out soon after she wasn't)

And now she spends all days drinking and doing drugs and hooking up.
I used to love her to bits and I knew she was not an easy person to deal with and her childhood was pretty rough.

But now everytime she does something terrible she just blames her borderline disorder and that nobody is supportive.
And I just can't stand this bullshit anymore.

The fuck do I do?

Also she takes xanax like its candy

 

[Broken Pussy]

PL and a huge post but I think this might be the right place for this.

I have been dealing with a friend who claims to have BPD.
Got sent to the psychiatry wars on a supposed suicide attempt.
Left her job and did not put any effort into finding another one (claims she gets anxious and just can't when a job interview comes up)

Claimed she was a lesbian all her life yet left her long term girlfriend for a dude she met buying weed.
Supposedly got pregnant.
(found out soon after she wasn't)

And now she spends all days drinking and doing drugs and hooking up.
I used to love her to bits and I knew she was not an easy person to deal with and her childhood was pretty rough.

But now everytime she does something terrible she just blames her borderline disorder and that nobody is supportive.
And I just can't stand this bullshit anymore.

The fuck do I do?

Also she takes xanax like its candy

Find a new friend. BPD is incurable.

If you’re not interested in giving up, try to get her into treatment. She needs to be treated for drug and alcohol abuse and then she needs therapy to help her find strategies for managing BPD that aren’t throwing her hands up and saying “I have BPD, everything I do is out of my control.”

Seriously, though, really consider doing the first one.

 

[Montalbane]

Find a new friend. BPD is incurable.

If you’re not interested in giving up, try to get her into treatment. She needs to be treated for drug and alcohol abuse and then she needs therapy to help her find strategies for managing BPD that aren’t throwing her hands up and saying “I have BPD, everything I do is out of my control.”

Seriously, though, really consider doing the first one.

I have been thinking about it.
And honestly I would have no issue telling her to fuck off because this is just getting ridicolous.
She wants to be treated like a bitch but behaves like a pitbull and spends like a borzoi.
Fuck that.

 

[Dead Wife]

I will never tire of watching Paige eye-fucking herself while going for maximum sad face.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I will never tire of watching Paige eye-fucking herself while going for maximum sad face.

It was so funny when people were telling her she's suffering too much, it's time for hospice, time to let go; when she clearly wanted people to beg her to keep living and tell her she's a fighter and the world is better with her in it.

 

[Damp Pleather]

Question for the more medically knowledgeable kiwis. I'm not very familiar with the real affects of munchie disorders, but if they actually had these issues, wouldn't going on rides be absolutely awful? I know with things like MS or even chronic migraines the misery they cause seems to destroy any ideas of rides being fun.

Depends entirely what they claim is going on with them, and a lot of them claim illnesses that vary wildly in severity between patients. Even «scary» diagnoses of SLE or MS arent cookie-cutter diseases and with the treatment options avaliable today many are able to live very full and near normal lives. The problem is, of course, none of these people fit in that category. Theyre always the worst anyone has ever seen.

 

[Protozoangod]

I can't stand Ashley's mouth. Why does it always look like that.

She constantly looks like she’s smelling a fart. Maybe her Crohn’s isn’t in remission like she likes to claim…