DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Is what Dave wants really reasonable for a single PC? He basically wants something that streams/records in 1080P while also gaming on like ultra settings. Would he need two graphics cards or would it be better to have two individual PC's to handle this?
 
Now ranting about PC gaming and how his old viewers totally scammed him, because there are no PC exclusives :story:.
Name him ONE exclusive game. "Who the fuck cares about Valorant" BASED.
I mean he's half correct. There's tons of PC exclusives, there's just none that cater to his sub-80 IQ. Can you imagine this retard trying to play Europa Universalis? A Total War game? Age of Decadence? Battle Brothers?
 
Already waiting for his bankruptcy period to be over so he can refinance his house and "finance shit", he just has to hang in there and it's tough because evil game devs don't release games sometimes. Also the "I, personally, don't have credit right now" is a red flag imo.
 
This idiot can't do research for a PC himself he needs his audience to handhold him. Imagine if he would do a live Pc building stream he would scan the chat every 5 seconds for chat to tell him what to do.
Not even Phil trusts himself enough to not fuck up and end up with a second lemon. At least if the dents do it, it he'd have someone else to blame.
 
Already waiting for his bankruptcy period to be over so he can refinance his house and "finance shit", he just has to hang in there and it's tough because evil game devs don't release games sometimes. Also the "I, personally, don't have credit right now" is a red flag imo.
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Is that 'no credit' like you 'don't play' wwec? And refi is getting credit Phail. If you can get a refi, that proves you're lying about being poor. They look at tax returns you know.
 
Already waiting for his bankruptcy period to be over so he can refinance his house and "finance shit", he just has to hang in there and it's tough because evil game devs don't release games sometimes. Also the "I, personally, don't have credit right now" is a red flag imo.
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"I, personally, don't have credit right now"

So... he is using fat Khets credit?
 
''I cant get credit for atleast another 5 years It sucks, but what can I do?''

Pay back what you owe on time Phil? Stop spending thousands of Dallarhs a month on doordash and gatcha Phil? Getting your MomWife away from Skyrim to help pay her way Phil? Stop driving to places which are a 15 minute walk away Phil? Actually put some effort into your Patreon and not because you have been reported for not fulfilling the pledges Phil?

''But there is nothing I can do'' >THIGH SLAP<
 
Already waiting for his bankruptcy period to be over so he can refinance his house and "finance shit", he just has to hang in there and it's tough because evil game devs don't release games sometimes. Also the "I, personally, don't have credit right now" is a red flag imo.
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A second bankruptcy arc is guaranteed at this point. He has no remorse for his past irresponsible financial behaviour. I seriously doubt that he felt any sort of relief when his bankruptcy was granted. He must have felt entitled to it, like with everything. Objectively, he is in a tremendous financial situation right now. But somehow in his head, he truly believes he is in a bad position. He is beyond saving.
A medical emergency will literally ruin him. He doesn't have the intestinal fortitude to overcome a real setback like that. We're all waiting. You can't outlive yourself, Phil.
 
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Already waiting for his bankruptcy period to be over so he can refinance his house and "finance shit", he just has to hang in there and it's tough because evil game devs don't release games sometimes. Also the "I, personally, don't have credit right now" is a red flag imo.
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Wow...this dude can't handle credit and he wants to jump into a predatory second mortgage? Sounds like a great idea DSP, go get 'em.
 
How can a man who was raised with the internet and is only 40 manage to look and sound like a 65 year old who's never touched a computer? It's mind blowing.
I have said it before, but damn, if your living depends on certain tools or equipment, it is utterly moronic NOT to educate yourself about what you use to make that living!
 
Phil said he played Super Mario Bros 2 (Donkey Donkey Picnic) on his NES all the time as a kid. I thought he grew up on Super Nintendo. Any loremasters know?
This is as truthful as when Phil said that he grew up building PCs in the early 2000s. If Phil truly grew up playing Mario 2, then he would've compared every retro game to that just like how he compares every fighter to SF2 Turbo.

Like with everything, Phil is just projecting to sound hip and cool when he's never done anything he claims he says he did
 
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