Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Phil Ken Sebben]

anyone else notice fatty has barely posted on twitter since the news broke about elon musk's deal falling through? he also suddenly became more active on there when first musk announced he was planning to buy them

it's hilarious just how much he allows politics to affect what he does

Of course. He was angy because Trump was kicked off Twatter and said, "I'm never using it again!". Then Elon shows up saying he's going to buy it and because he's a good conservative then it must be okay to use it and own the libs. Then the deal falls through and he acts like it's a bad thing again.

He's so transparent that he might as well be made of glass... which does add weight to him being a fragile little bitch.

Meat is "healthy fat" Jagoff would say. That's what he told someone on facebook about cheese after they told him he consumed too much of it.

Yeah but no. Fatty Doo Doo here doesn't understand that some fats are good and some are bad. Like saturated fats are bad. Unsaturated fats are good. Trans-fats are bad even though they're made with unsaturated fats. And anything like palm oil or coconut oil isn't good for you which is ironic considering how in vogue they are with keto diets.

 

[Super Hans]

anyone else notice fatty has barely posted on twitter since the news broke about elon musk's deal falling through? he also suddenly became more active on there when first musk announced he was planning to buy them

it's hilarious just how much he allows politics to affect what he does

I can respect not using Twitter because of politics, but this sack of shit still uses Facebook, which if anything is worse. Either you have principles or you don't, Jackass.

 

[Aaway]

jack is at buc-ee's

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

jack is at buc-ee's

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Looks pretty crowded. Better stand in everyone’s way and make an idiotic face while holding your phone on the air.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I can respect not using Twitter because of politics, but this sack of shit still uses Facebook, which if anything is worse. Either you have principles or you don't, Jackass.

Like Mushbrain has principles. It's whether such a thing benefits him or not. He'll move between one and the other very quickly and never actually stay true to either one.

If tomorrow Facebook were to crack down on conservative voices he'd drop it in a heartbeat. And if tomorrow Twatter reinstated Trump's account he'd be right back on there saying the world finally was making sense again. It's all black / white with him and he'll flip flop on issues from one day to the next.

jack is at buc-ee's

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Fuck off fatty. It's a Buc-ee's. They're normally a little busy considering how popular they are.

And that face is just begging for a punch.

 

[Aaway]

you'd think these landwhales took a cross country trip to disneyland with how many pictures fatty is posting on FB

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

jack is at buc-ee's

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lip drooping, a sign of a past stroke
looks like he's about ready to accept a load on his face

 

[captkrisma]

That picture of the crowd is actually pretty light, given that it's a weekend and the place just opened up within the past two weeks. I'd expect a massive group, but this seems about right for a Buc-ees during normal business operations.

 

[Joe Mayo]

"Tastes like a Daira! Perhaps just one more?"

jack is at buc-ee's

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He looks like a lost child.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Jack is gonna coom so hard at the jerky wall

 

[Laughingjoke2]

you'd think these landwhales took a cross country trip to disneyland with how many pictures fatty is posting on FB

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Jesus Christ even in a costume the mascot's face look's like "Get me the fuck outta here.".

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Jack, a known gastrosexual, looks like he is jerking off to the word/concept of "Cooking" in that intro he made.

 

[Joe Mayo]

Jack, a known gastrosexual, looks like he is jerking off to the word/concept of "Cooking" in that intro he made.

Jack's about to squirt his sour cream all over the counter.

 

[TurdFondler]

jack is at buc-ee's

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I made an exploitable from this image because just LOOK at his face


Jack's big day out!

Jack saw the studs at the Ram Ranch


Then off to Puerto Vallarta for Beef Dip 2022


And finally finished the day with a nice massage at the all male turkish baths

@EatBeforeYouEat​

This one's for you

 

[captkrisma]

Atrocities with Jack:

Spoiler: Vietnam

Spoiler: Virginia Tech

Spoiler: Las Vegas massacre

 

[desudesu]

So Jagoff decided to flaunt his consoomer haul (thanks to Mommywife's credit card as usual) from the trip to Buc-Ees on boomerbook:

It's funny that Big T only bought 3 sugar-free fudges for herself while Jagoff himself got her to purchase like a ton of BBQ rubs/sauces. Also LOL at the Gadsen Flag travel mug he got for himself.

Jagoff also made a poor attempt to hide his stash of non-KEEEETOOO snacks in the background.

No, fatty. Buying a ton of random sauces does not magically make your cooking skills better. Those rubs and sauces are going to be condemned to be used once and then rot in the pantry (as with his other shit sauces).

So much for STRETCHING YOUR DOLLAR. For their FinanCHEW crisis, I'd say Tammy brought it upon herself for letting her manbaby husband spend her money needlessly.

 

[ZipDisk]

It's amazing the disrespect and contempt that fucker puts on display for the one person in the world who puts up with his shit.
I like that the fuck-ee's shot looks like fear. We know jack doesn't like people in front of him on line, and usually sends tammy inside to wait for him, like a fucking child.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

So Jagoff decided to flaunt his consoomer haul (thanks to Mommywife's credit card as usual) from the trip to Buc-Ees on boomerbook:

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It's funny that Big T only bought 3 sugar free brownies for herself while Jagoff himself got her to purchase like a ton of BBQ rubs/sauces. Also LOL at the Gadsen Flag travel mug he got for himself.

Jagoff also made a poor attempt to hide his stash of non-KEEEETOOO snacks in the background.

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No, fatty. Buying a ton of random sauces does not magically make your cooking skills better. Those rubs and sauces are going to be condemned to be used once and then rot in the pantry (as with his other shit sauces).

So much for STRETCHING YOUR DOLLAR. For their FinanCHEW crisis, I'd say Tammy brought it upon herself for letting her manbaby husband spend her money needlessly.

BBQ rubs and sauces tend to be about $12/bottle. Rough estimate is in one single trip, Jack has spent about $200 in fried pork, corn syrup, sodium, and stroke juice coffee.

"When you see someone in the scooter at the store, look at their basket - not with judgment, but with love - and you'll see that the stuff in the basket is usually what put them in the scooter."

 

[DiabeticSP]

Jack finally went to the Ark (presumably in Kentucky) and I missed it?!

Did he go to the Creationism museum as well I need to know his hot takes on the flood and how video games lead to sin.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

So Jagoff decided to flaunt his consoomer haul (thanks to Mommywife's credit card as usual) from the trip to Buc-Ees on boomerbook:

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It's funny that Big T only bought 3 sugar-free fudges for herself while Jagoff himself got her to purchase like a ton of BBQ rubs/sauces. Also LOL at the Gadsen Flag travel mug he got for himself.

Jagoff also made a poor attempt to hide his stash of non-KEEEETOOO snacks in the background.

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No, fatty. Buying a ton of random sauces does not magically make your cooking skills better. Those rubs and sauces are going to be condemned to be used once and then rot in the pantry (as with his other shit sauces).

So much for STRETCHING YOUR DOLLAR. For their FinanCHEW crisis, I'd say Tammy brought it upon herself for letting her manbaby husband spend her money needlessly.

Jesus Christ, all those rubs and sauces. What a monumental waste of money. I’m guessing it’s about 8 months worth of YouTube ca$h.
This asshole is something else, and it all makes Tranny look just as dumb.