The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AfghanBlue]

If Thorney really does put out an NFT drop purely for the sake of aggravating the tranchers, I will take back maybe one and a half of the mean things I have said about him.

Additional: Shitmouth appears to be tweeting again under an old account that he used to use for posting porn fic and simping for camwhores and so forth. His disposition remains as sunny as ever.

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Lol he is legit gonna shoot somewhere up

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Ah yes the glorious anarchistic principle of accepting government aid.

The tranch is on three separate levels of larp: larping as women, larping as competent gunfighters and larping as anarchists.

You egregiously omitted larping as ranchers, larping as communists, and larping as self-sustaining.

 

[AfghanBlue]

A new baby alpaca was born. If they keep letting the breed ad lib they’re going have to rename the place the “Hapsburg Unicorn Ranch”. These men don’t realize how much creepier the heart emojis make them look.

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Penny pretends to have friends because he doesn’t want to admit he’s participating in capitalism. Possibly under the table capitalism, the most gloriously capitalistic of all.

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Mr. Anarchy stuck it to the man and purchased hair bleach produced by an evil corporation in hopes of achieving blond hair. Some say the promotion of Aryan Eurocentric beauty standards is rooted in white supremacy, not very by-pea-oh-sea solidarity of him. I give this look one out of five sieg heils, needs toner.

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Why the fuck have they put a jacket on it. As someone who full disclosure knows barely more than fuck all about farming, why woudl you fuck with the fact that scent is SUPER important to bonding animals- to the fact that they spoof sheep into looking after orphaned lambs by putting a dead lambs skin on them-
Why are they doing anything that fucks around with the bonding process like this?
cos animal+ clothes= cute? Please no.

 

[Oxyjen]

Mr. Anarchy stuck it to the man and purchased hair bleach produced by an evil corporation in hopes of achieving blond hair. Some say the promotion of Aryan Eurocentric beauty standards is rooted in white supremacy, not very by-pea-oh-sea solidarity of him. I give this look one out of five sieg heils, needs toner.

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[Molly White's Breast Milk]

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Tranny Anarchists? Fuck man. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminism, my BIPOC trans-sister, at least it's an ethos.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Tranny Anarchists? Fuck man. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminism, my BIPOC trans-sister, at least it's an ethos.

That gave me a stroke reading it

 

[Sourceress]

Why the fuck have they put a jacket on it. As someone who full disclosure knows barely more than fuck all about farming, why woudl you fuck with the fact that scent is SUPER important to bonding animals- to the fact that they spoof sheep into looking after orphaned lambs by putting a dead lambs skin on them-
Why are they doing anything that fucks around with the bonding process like this?
cos animal+ clothes= cute? Please no.

They always do this, it's so frustrating. Every time a baby animal is born on the tranch, they whisk it away from its mother, bathe it clean of all of mom's scent and then go "oh no, we just don't know why the mom rejected this poor baby, time to hand-rear it in the house until it stops being cute and we let it die dies of malnutrition is old enough to rejoin the herd!" At this point I have to assume they're doing it intentionally. Countdown to the announcement that the baby cria is living in the house now because its mommy didn't want it anymore, and then a total end of updates as the poor thing inevitably passes.

 

[Shig O'nella]

When you take something to be slaughtered/butchered, do they usually vacuum-seal them and stick a bar-coded sticker on them, with what looks like a price? My SO does all his own deer processing so I have no clue. The butcher-papered parcels have the same sticker.

Dunno, something seems a little sus about this.

Depends on the abbatoir. Some do it since they're mostly contracted to supply supermarkets and have all the gear just sitting there anyway. The ones that mostly supply wholesalers don't tend to vac seal, though there is always a bar code (Once meat enters the human food chain, even if it's a slaughter for personal use, it is tracked pretty thoroughly, as it should be. Bad food kills.).
The one we use for our own consumption kills, cleans, and halves the animal for us. Further butchering apart from packaging the offal, is either by us or we pay seperately for it.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Additional: Shitmouth appears to be tweeting again under an old account that he used to use for posting porn fic and simping for camwhores and so forth. His disposition remains as sunny as ever.

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I love dudes who fedpost at corporate accounts. Fifth largest corporation in the entire country and you're bitching at their main corporate account like the social media team is going to bother to even figure out which of their 10,000 stores, let alone which of their 300,000 employees, you're complaining about vaguely like millions of other Twitter speds.

Mr. Anarchy stuck it to the man and purchased hair bleach produced by an evil corporation in hopes of achieving blond hair. Some say the promotion of Aryan Eurocentric beauty standards is rooted in white supremacy, not very by-pea-oh-sea solidarity of him. I give this look one out of five sieg heils, needs toner.

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I don't think the Rebel Alliance is very anarchic. Sure, they're not a recognized government by the Empire but they clearly "control" entire sectors of space in increasing amounts to victory until JJ reset everything so they could start again.

 

[AnOminous]

They always do this, it's so frustrating. Every time a baby animal is born on the tranch, they whisk it away from its mother, bathe it clean of all of mom's scent and then go "oh no, we just don't know why the mom rejected this poor baby, time to hand-rear it in the house until it stops being cute and we let it die dies of malnutrition is old enough to rejoin the herd!" At this point I have to assume they're doing it intentionally. Countdown to the announcement that the baby cria is living in the house now because its mommy didn't want it anymore, and then a total end of updates as the poor thing inevitably passes.

If they ever make a movie about these scumbags, they should probably call it Silence of the Crias.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

If they ever make a movie about these scumbags, they should probably call it Silence of the Crias.

But who will play Agent Stearling?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

But who will play Agent Stearling?

Fat fuck genderspecial britbong faggot Jim "Stephanie" Sterling. Or maybe Gash Coyote. Rioley Ravioli can play Buffalo Bill.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Fat fuck genderspecial britbong faggot Jim "Stephanie" Sterling. Or maybe Gash Coyote. Rioley Ravioli can play Buffalo Bill.

Sorry but Kev is Starling, Jk Rowling is Hannibal.

“What did Elon say, as you passed him?”

“He said he could smell my amhole “

“I see- I myself, can also”


This is his redemption arc.

“You come in here with your cheap shoes and expensive Transformers..”

 

[Blood Unit]

Shat this out in like an hour. Enjoy

 

[Ghostse]

Shat this out in like an hour. Enjoy

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"Orgy with the headmates" fucking got me.

I would have also gone with "Throbbing female penises" but thats just me.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Shat this out in like an hour. Enjoy

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"Like a breed of alpaca wanting to rut."
@Blood Unit is an artist and I will hear nothing to the contrary. This parody is the uncompromised work of a genius.

 

[TurdFondler]

The time they spend running drills is hilarious. They're completely out in the open and have no idea which direction someone's going to come at them. Should have spent that time building choke points and cover instead.

Not like anyone's coming for dead llamas and transformers, but still.

 

[Old Fart]

The time they spend running drills is hilarious. They're completely out in the open and have no idea which direction someone's going to come at them. Should have spent that time building choke points and cover caring for the animals, clearing the manure from the yard and cleaning the goddamn house instead.

Fixed that for you.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Where’s Skye?

 

[Oxyjen]

Where’s Sky[e]?

Certainly off-tranch. We might speculate he’s not *too* far away since he’s mentioned “games night” in a way that suggests he attends those. Plus the whole dog-transporting incident. Maybe Denver.