Jail Art thread

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It appears that Chris somehow managed to get in touch with Praetor while he was in jail. They are selling some older stuff from him, as well as stuff he's made in jail.

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The Golden Medallion, featuring:

-Autographed Golden Sonichu Medallion
-Autographed Certificate of Authentication, straight from the printer of Christine Chandler herself

This is the last of the golden medallions. After Christine's arrest, all extra merchandise from the store was put in storage either at the Chandler Residence or in a local storage rental shed. As the waters have quieted lately, we've brought what we have left out of hiding. The end of an era.

NOTE: When the Golden Medallions were first introduced, they functioned as a ticket into Christine's Golden Sonichu Discord, the beginnings of her attempt at crowdfunding an actual church. This is no longer the case.
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Before the arrest, Christine had personally blessed and sanctioned certain rocks/crystals for sale. Coming to you out of storage in the CWC temple, the following crystals are included:
In order: rose quartz, moonstone, tourmaline, amythyst, and pyrite.

Bless up today.
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These are a set of framed fossils from Chris Chan's rock/crystal collection. All 3 are included, along with case.

Christine's divine influence is as ancient as these fossils. Now you too can feel the power.
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A favorite rock from Christine Chandler's collection. Buyers will receive this stone and all of the blessings/kisses Chris bestowed upon it.

Chris informed us he kissed this one an awful lot. We see this as a bonus.
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Before Christine's arrest, she requested that robes be purchased to make her a more regal outfit befitting her human form. We naturally enthusiastically agreed, and set about purchasing robes that followed her very specific instructions.

She requested that red and blue robes be brought about, to match the classic CWC shirt pattern. These robes would then be sent to her most devoted followers within her Golden Church of Sonichu discord. Masks were suggested and added to the garb for follower anonymity.

Christine's personal robe was to be white, adorned with crystals and talismans. When the robes arrived, they had incredibly pointed hoods as can be seen in the pictures. For obvious reasons, Christine's robes were scrapped and a new design began to be debated.

When Christine was arrested, the robes were just about prepared. They had to come under storage, as followers of the Golden Church scattered like roaches. Now here they are, brought back to light. Each package comes with:

-Robe w/hood
-Sonichu Mask, hand painted by Christine and various Golden Church members
-Rope Belt
-Handmade by CWC herself, a signed Sonichu Medallion

Buy this most glorious outfit, and feel finally connected to our fallen goddess.

Comes in Red (Large) or Blue(Extra Large)
Golden Church members were assumed to be naturally, uh, large people.
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Arrowheads collected by Christine Chandler, now available for sale!

Whether these are real Native American arrowheads is hard to say. Many may be aware of Chris Chan's unique relationship to the Cherokee people, which if anything fully authenticates these in our personal opinion.

Feel the Great Spirit move through you, buy today!
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These pieces are framed talismans Christine creates and hangs around her various cells and rooms. Christine states that they ward off "Bad spirits, negative vibrations, and hateful trolls."

Due to her limited materials provided to her, talismans are created out of paper scrap and the cut out bottoms of foam cups.

Ward off evil and invite Chandler energy into your life. Each additionally comes with a real signed authentication certificate, originally signed in preparation for a release of crystals blessed by Christine. As this did not come to pass due to the arrest, they are now repurposed here.
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A fidget spinner from Christine. Did she make it? Was it willed into existence by her divine power, to sit and aid her in her musings?

Maybe. Buy it, and see if it works its magic.
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These medallions are much like the standard medallions Chris Chan made, with the addition of a Megastone for channeling power in their backs. This makes them nearly identical to the original Sonichu Medallion worn by Christine, and very unique in this fashion.

These were made in a matter of only a couple months before the arrest. In preparation for the release of a Chris Chan twitch channel and the eventual release of a new comic we had gotten him to begin making, these medallions were meant to be a new wave of merch. Unfortunately, both the channel and comic were promptly cut short for obvious reasons.

Below is a link to a recording of Christine endorsing the medallions.


Getting Christine to make new medallions was very difficult. This effort will not be wasted. Buy one today, and receive enlightenment.
This came with a recording:
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These canvas sacks hold glorious gravel, hand-picked by Christine for distribution from her sacred driveway.

Each bag also holds 1-2 crystals/rocks from Chris's personal hoard for maximum blessing.

These were made ages ago for the original store. When the store closed due to Christine's arrest, they were stowed away. Now they have returned, just for you. Each includes a signed certificate from Christine authenticating the bag as filled with not just driveway gravel, but her love.
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(PLEASE READ DESCRIPTION)

After Christine Chandler's arrest, the store was closed and all remaining merchandise was put in storage either within the Chandler residence or within a rented storage cube. While the waters calmed, there the medallions sat. Waiting.

After much conversation with Christine, these medallions have been brought back to be sold, taken off our hands and hearts. Until the point that Christine is released or made publicly accessible again, no others will be produced. These are the last ones.

Below is a small recorded message from Christine endorsing these medallions.


God be with ye in these trying times.
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A handmade and autographed medallion by Christine Chandler herself.

These were made in a matter of only a couple months before the arrest. In preparation for the release of a Chris Chan twitch channel and the eventual release of a new comic we had gotten him to begin making, these medallions were meant to be a new wave of merch. Unfortunately, both the channel and comic were promptly cut short for obvious reasons.

Below is a link to a recorded part of a phone call with CWC, endorsing said medallions.


Getting Christine to make new medallions was very difficult. This effort will not be wasted. Buy one today, and receive enlightenment.
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Recent Christorians may recall the Taser Incident, where the Praetor group while working with Christine posted images of tasers onto their respective Instagrams and Twitters. Through leaked chats and discussion, it was hypothesized that the Praetor group was planning to tase Chris on video. This lead to a flurry of drama and doxing, and the tasers were forgotten.

The tasers had originally been intended for sale, as signed ones would be put out for purchase. To negate negative attention, they were boxed and stored away to wait until the smoke cleared. Now, these zappy little buggers are available for sale once again!

Each Taser is hand signed by Christine herself, emblazoned with her autograph and the iconic phrase "Zappin' it Up!" Per Christine's suggestion.

Now you too can zap it to the extreme. Handle with care, while these are collectables they can be recharged and may have residual charge left over.

Package comes with:
-Autographed Taser
-Charging cable
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Dr. Don Lashomb writes this compelling novel, comparing artist Andy Warhol and visionary Christine Chandler. The parallels between them become uncanny.

This is a signed copy of the novel, autographed by Christine herself. Dr. Don calls Christine a misunderstood individual, who's art will only receive justice when it sells for millions. We're sure he still fully supports Christine, and love him for it.
Drawings
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This piece was drawn by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated in Orange County Jail.

Titled "the Universe's Core," it depicts Rosechu and Christine (in her Supreme Sonichu form) melding energies with the Center of the Universe. The core itself is depicted as an eye-like structure, diffusing life sustaining energy to all creatures and peoples.

Christine states that her energies come from the core, and such energies can only be conducted through deep meditation.

This piece is framed, inked, signed, and drawn on a piece of prison scrap paper.
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This authentic Chris Chan Prison Art was drawn while Christine was being incarcerated in Orange County Jail.

This piece depicts Sonichu calling on the power of the Chaos Emeralds to merge dimensions and save the peoples of all dimensions from rapture. He prays to Mama Jesus Christ Chan for strength, as we all do.

This framed piece is autographed and drawn on a piece of country jail scrap paper.
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This piece was drawn while Christine Chandler was being held in Orange County Jail.

The art shows Chris Chan's loving wife Rosechu the Hedgehog defeating a robot, as any good wife should. Text at the head of the page reads : "Hi! Rosey Rosechu here. Welcome to my podcast. Today, we are showing you how to destroy Eggman's robots. Step one... Slice!"

The drawing is framed and autographed.
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This drawing was made while Christine was being held in Orange County Jail.

This pen-on-paper masterpiece features Sonichu doing one of his most powerful moves, Chaos Control. Christine intended to capture the power of the move through the aura drawn around Sonichu, radiating energy.

This framed picture is autographed, authentic, and drawn on prison scrap paper.
Holy Labels
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This is authentic art by Christine Weston Chandler, done while being held in Orange County Jail. These are prayer mantras, meant to be put about one's house and celebrate Jesus Christine Chandler.

Due to limited resources while incarcerated, Christine has drawn each on the back of a soda wrapper.

In package:
- 1 prayer wrapper, laminated or as is. Lamination will add an upcharge of $5.00

(It should be noted that the amount available will change, as Chris mails out art sporadically. Art such as medallions cannot be made while being held by the state and are limited to what is left outside.)

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Today I saw this piece of jail art for the first time. Praetor says the title is "From Ruckersville to Cwcville - The Sonichu Temple's Relocation". Could this be confirmation that Chris is now aware that he will never return to his old life with all his toys and stuff?
mmmmmh...that´s so off-character from Chris...my personal opinion is that the artwork is more related to his delusions on living on his dimension of cartoons, remember, even though he is technically a total loser, Chris hates to lose, or admit that he did it, admitting that he lose everything, and he can never come back, is unusual
Million dollar question is was he getting a boner imagining himself as a cute anime girl in his mothers granny undies or because his bent penis was touching where Barboussy had been?
Probably option 1, but I feel dirty thinking about this, and probably you feel dirty too :c
 
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Today I saw this piece of jail art for the first time. Praetor says the title is "From Ruckersville to Cwcville - The Sonichu Temple's Relocation". Could this be confirmation that Chris is now aware that he will never return to his old life with all his toys and stuff?
Just more merge nonsense, there's no depth to it and Chris is a retard. To me it does speak to how bored he has to be though to run out of creative ideas for drawings and resorting to depicting his house in Cwcville/after merge(?).. Which in reality doesn't seem to have changed it's appearance very much, if at all, just glancing at it?
 
Praetor had been selling/sold 10 new drawings Chris had created on their Etsy page. Many of these new drawings came from June.

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This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter, as well as a written letter to the buyer on the back from the perspective of Val Sonichu.

Val Sonichu's Coffee Break:
"A simple moment at a Starbucks café in Cwcville as Val meditates and counts his blessings of present and recalls the past with his Chris Chan from the lost alternate timeline of long ago."
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This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

An Atlantic Dip: "See Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu with a hippo on her head after a misdirected crash into the Atlantic Ocean, with paraphrasing of a certain movie's lines with her own Truth and emotions."
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This piece of jail art was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. Frames are no longer included to save on shipping expenses for buyers. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Introducing Donnie Sonichu, Direct Son of Blake Sonichu and Bubbles Rosechu: "This is Bubble's and Blake's son, Donatello Sonichu (aka Donnie); an Electric/Water Type with Blaze ability and Fire Bending attacks as well. He evolved at a high level of 20, but still has years of experience and maturity to catch up on. He has assessed the basic to advanced mastery of his powers from upon the beaches and waves."
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This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. It should be noted that a fan had tipped Christine off to a recent video by YouTuber Gibi reviewing his jail art, and Christine included him in the work.

Prideful Interview With God: "Neil Augustine of WTOP News interviews Jesus Christ Chan at a Pride Festival for the topic of Pride, which it is not a sin to have Pride. However, to have Arrogance is the sin. Self-Love and Love of Others over selfishness."
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This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Sun of Righteousness: "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu as the Sun of Righteousness, you'd better get the Present Day symbolance and Present Moment Meaning after seeing this."
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This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

A (Dragon fruit) Tea With Sylvania Rosechu: "An interview and talk with Sylvana Rosechu at a Starbucks in Cwcville in talking of her story to answer commonly asked questions."
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This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. A description was not provided by Christine.
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This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. A description was not provided.

Of note here is that somehow Christine was made aware of the rise of NFTs during her incarceration. This was instructed to be minted as one in a coming series, but after a long hard look at ourselves it was decided that we've already sunk low enough.
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This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Tea Talk With Cryzel Rosechu: "An interview and talk with Cryzel Rosechu at a Starbucks in Cwcville in talking of herself and her appreciation of Christ Chan."
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This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

COME_ADORE_BASIC_REVELATIONS_LOAD, 8, 1: "A most symbolic and obvious piece featuring a certain Commodore 64 computer with BASIC commands of God input and execution on the Metaphysical and literal levels with Digital tones. RUN my second coming, please."
 
It appears Chris did a comission from jail, and this time, it wasn't sent to Praetor. (This pic didn't appear in their Etsy page, not even in their "Sales")

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Invoice Writing Transcript

Artist's Note: For Reference, more than 99% of ALL Sonichus and Rosechus are standing at 3 feet 5 inches, (not counting the ears. TALL Sonichus and/or Rosechus are Uber Rare, and thinking of the scale in height, even while levitating myself in the event, was a bit of a headache.
Anyway. Bless you both, I do. Be happy, safe, and well with love.

Mrs. Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu.


Wedded Schuttzes

The person who received this work...

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He even has his goddamn full name (Alex Schultz) as his Twitter tag, too, and even links to what he friggin does for a living.

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This is apparently him in drag

And that's not all. There's also his "seminar series"


Apparently, Alex here has made several Chris-related tweets prior to this.

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That bit of paper with Chris's expenses is interesting since it's not too hard to see what he's tried to score out, looks like he had a balance of $460.15 on the 31st of May and he ordered some popcorn and natural fiber(?).

And is 041985 his prisoner number?
 
It appears Chris did a comission from jail, and this time, it wasn't sent to Praetor. (This pic didn't appear in their Etsy page, not even in their "Sales")

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The person who received this work...

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He even has his goddamn full name (Alex Schultz) as his Twitter tag, too, and even links to what he friggin does for a living.

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This is apparently him in drag

And that's not all. There's also his "seminar series"


Apparently, Alex here has made several Chris-related tweets prior to this.

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Drag queen...of fucking course he is. The freaks and weirdos are the only ones who still support Chris at this point.
 
That bit of paper with Chris's expenses is interesting since it's not too hard to see what he's tried to score out, looks like he had a balance of $460.15 on the 31st of May and he ordered some popcorn and natural fiber(?).

And is 041985 his prisoner number?

Yes that's his prisoner number.

And that's pretty good for a commissary balance. I wonder why the hell he wrote a letter on his statement. Did Praetor ask him to, or was he just too cheap to buy more paper beyond his weekly free allotment?
 
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