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It appears that Chris somehow managed to get in touch with Praetor while he was in jail. They are selling some older stuff from him, as well as stuff he's made in jail.
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The Golden Medallion, featuring:
-Autographed Golden Sonichu Medallion
-Autographed Certificate of Authentication, straight from the printer of Christine Chandler herself
This is the last of the golden medallions. After Christine's arrest, all extra merchandise from the store was put in storage either at the Chandler Residence or in a local storage rental shed. As the waters have quieted lately, we've brought what we have left out of hiding. The end of an era.
NOTE: When the Golden Medallions were first introduced, they functioned as a ticket into Christine's Golden Sonichu Discord, the beginnings of her attempt at crowdfunding an actual church. This is no longer the case.
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Before Christine's arrest, she requested that robes be purchased to make her a more regal outfit befitting her human form. We naturally enthusiastically agreed, and set about purchasing robes that followed her very specific instructions.
She requested that red and blue robes be brought about, to match the classic CWC shirt pattern. These robes would then be sent to her most devoted followers within her Golden Church of Sonichu discord. Masks were suggested and added to the garb for follower anonymity.
Christine's personal robe was to be white, adorned with crystals and talismans. When the robes arrived, they had incredibly pointed hoods as can be seen in the pictures. For obvious reasons, Christine's robes were scrapped and a new design began to be debated.
When Christine was arrested, the robes were just about prepared. They had to come under storage, as followers of the Golden Church scattered like roaches. Now here they are, brought back to light. Each package comes with:
-Robe w/hood
-Sonichu Mask, hand painted by Christine and various Golden Church members
-Rope Belt
-Handmade by CWC herself, a signed Sonichu Medallion
Buy this most glorious outfit, and feel finally connected to our fallen goddess.
Comes in Red (Large) or Blue(Extra Large)
Golden Church members were assumed to be naturally, uh, large people.
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Arrowheads collected by Christine Chandler, now available for sale!
Whether these are real Native American arrowheads is hard to say. Many may be aware of Chris Chan's unique relationship to the Cherokee people, which if anything fully authenticates these in our personal opinion.
Feel the Great Spirit move through you, buy today!
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These pieces are framed talismans Christine creates and hangs around her various cells and rooms. Christine states that they ward off "Bad spirits, negative vibrations, and hateful trolls."
Due to her limited materials provided to her, talismans are created out of paper scrap and the cut out bottoms of foam cups.
Ward off evil and invite Chandler energy into your life. Each additionally comes with a real signed authentication certificate, originally signed in preparation for a release of crystals blessed by Christine. As this did not come to pass due to the arrest, they are now repurposed here.
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This came with a recording:These medallions are much like the standard medallions Chris Chan made, with the addition of a Megastone for channeling power in their backs. This makes them nearly identical to the original Sonichu Medallion worn by Christine, and very unique in this fashion.
These were made in a matter of only a couple months before the arrest. In preparation for the release of a Chris Chan twitch channel and the eventual release of a new comic we had gotten him to begin making, these medallions were meant to be a new wave of merch. Unfortunately, both the channel and comic were promptly cut short for obvious reasons.
Below is a link to a recording of Christine endorsing the medallions.
Getting Christine to make new medallions was very difficult. This effort will not be wasted. Buy one today, and receive enlightenment.
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These canvas sacks hold glorious gravel, hand-picked by Christine for distribution from her sacred driveway.
Each bag also holds 1-2 crystals/rocks from Chris's personal hoard for maximum blessing.
These were made ages ago for the original store. When the store closed due to Christine's arrest, they were stowed away. Now they have returned, just for you. Each includes a signed certificate from Christine authenticating the bag as filled with not just driveway gravel, but her love.
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After Christine Chandler's arrest, the store was closed and all remaining merchandise was put in storage either within the Chandler residence or within a rented storage cube. While the waters calmed, there the medallions sat. Waiting.
After much conversation with Christine, these medallions have been brought back to be sold, taken off our hands and hearts. Until the point that Christine is released or made publicly accessible again, no others will be produced. These are the last ones.
Below is a small recorded message from Christine endorsing these medallions.
God be with ye in these trying times.



A handmade and autographed medallion by Christine Chandler herself.
These were made in a matter of only a couple months before the arrest. In preparation for the release of a Chris Chan twitch channel and the eventual release of a new comic we had gotten him to begin making, these medallions were meant to be a new wave of merch. Unfortunately, both the channel and comic were promptly cut short for obvious reasons.
Below is a link to a recorded part of a phone call with CWC, endorsing said medallions.
Getting Christine to make new medallions was very difficult. This effort will not be wasted. Buy one today, and receive enlightenment.
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Recent Christorians may recall the Taser Incident, where the Praetor group while working with Christine posted images of tasers onto their respective Instagrams and Twitters. Through leaked chats and discussion, it was hypothesized that the Praetor group was planning to tase Chris on video. This lead to a flurry of drama and doxing, and the tasers were forgotten.
The tasers had originally been intended for sale, as signed ones would be put out for purchase. To negate negative attention, they were boxed and stored away to wait until the smoke cleared. Now, these zappy little buggers are available for sale once again!
Each Taser is hand signed by Christine herself, emblazoned with her autograph and the iconic phrase "Zappin' it Up!" Per Christine's suggestion.
Now you too can zap it to the extreme. Handle with care, while these are collectables they can be recharged and may have residual charge left over.
Package comes with:
-Autographed Taser
-Charging cable
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Dr. Don Lashomb writes this compelling novel, comparing artist Andy Warhol and visionary Christine Chandler. The parallels between them become uncanny.
This is a signed copy of the novel, autographed by Christine herself. Dr. Don calls Christine a misunderstood individual, who's art will only receive justice when it sells for millions. We're sure he still fully supports Christine, and love him for it.
Drawings
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(Page * Archive)This piece was drawn by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated in Orange County Jail.
Titled "the Universe's Core," it depicts Rosechu and Christine (in her Supreme Sonichu form) melding energies with the Center of the Universe. The core itself is depicted as an eye-like structure, diffusing life sustaining energy to all creatures and peoples.
Christine states that her energies come from the core, and such energies can only be conducted through deep meditation.
This piece is framed, inked, signed, and drawn on a piece of prison scrap paper.

(Page * Archive)This authentic Chris Chan Prison Art was drawn while Christine was being incarcerated in Orange County Jail.
This piece depicts Sonichu calling on the power of the Chaos Emeralds to merge dimensions and save the peoples of all dimensions from rapture. He prays to Mama Jesus Christ Chan for strength, as we all do.
This framed piece is autographed and drawn on a piece of country jail scrap paper.

(Page * Archive)This piece was drawn while Christine Chandler was being held in Orange County Jail.
The art shows Chris Chan's loving wife Rosechu the Hedgehog defeating a robot, as any good wife should. Text at the head of the page reads : "Hi! Rosey Rosechu here. Welcome to my podcast. Today, we are showing you how to destroy Eggman's robots. Step one... Slice!"
The drawing is framed and autographed.

Holy LabelsThis drawing was made while Christine was being held in Orange County Jail.
This pen-on-paper masterpiece features Sonichu doing one of his most powerful moves, Chaos Control. Christine intended to capture the power of the move through the aura drawn around Sonichu, radiating energy.
This framed picture is autographed, authentic, and drawn on prison scrap paper.
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This is authentic art by Christine Weston Chandler, done while being held in Orange County Jail. These are prayer mantras, meant to be put about one's house and celebrate Jesus Christine Chandler.
Due to limited resources while incarcerated, Christine has drawn each on the back of a soda wrapper.
In package:
- 1 prayer wrapper, laminated or as is. Lamination will add an upcharge of $5.00
(It should be noted that the amount available will change, as Chris mails out art sporadically. Art such as medallions cannot be made while being held by the state and are limited to what is left outside.)
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