DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

Yes.

You can tell because one the guys said "i didnt tip you! the other guy was impersonating me!!"

and Phil said

"oh i guess the other guy was impersonating the first guy, idk. okay chat how do i beat this part?"

If that were 1mm/silent bob, or someone else actually being impersonated, phil would ban the imposter on site, halt the stream, and rant for 20 minutes.

He doesn't realize Phail can see who the sender is?

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[Lolidaki]

If/when he gets this PC I doubt very much will change, you're not suddenly going to be getting streams of emulated ps2 games at 4K or some shit, it's just another trophy.

 

[clothes in my closet]

He doesn't realize Phail can see who the sender is?

No he does. Thats the whole point.

This whale is making phil put on this dancing puppet show of having to pretend that these are different people. Its all for the whales enjoyment.

Look at the kevin burnstein "doxing" situation for the prime example of this.

 

[Poo Twister]

I'm curious, did any of the tip animations pop up when the retards tipped today?

 

[clothes in my closet]

I'm curious, did any of the tip animations pop up when the retards tipped today?

all of them. except for the measly 1.50 and 2 dollar tips that never pop up anyway. That TemIcoGamer person who whaled yesterday has a history of having his large tips not trigger pop ups, which means that phil is lying about something. You can do a search for that name if you want to learn more about that.

 

[Cardef1121]

I'm not really getting this seething about Phil making money, he makes fuck all in the grand scheme of things and even then he still fucks it up.

This 250 he got is already spent and he's going to be bitching on the night stream and banning anyone who brings up the 250 he already got.

Should be funny


Money buff mania will be spent on wrestlemania

It's just pignosis DSP has been pushing more poignantly the last few days. For myself, most of my frustration and anger over DSP getting money disappeared with the WWEC reveal and all remnants evaporated with the bank leaks.

He has nothing, he is nothing and he will be nothing. So there is nothing to be upset about.

 

[PutridElephant]

If/when he gets this PC I doubt very much will change, you're not suddenly going to be getting streams of emulated ps2 games at 4K or some shit, it's just another trophy.

Phil would ideally use a dual PC setup with one monster PC for games and one low powered PC to stream. But obviously that is too complicated

 

[Wasabi Panda]

DSP was pigsplaining how in the OG SF2 you cant do mirror matches, they added in a newer version.

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"OH I DIDNT KNOW, I REMEMBERED WRONG!"

Fuckin smartass he tried to show off his SF2 knowledge and failed.

His history with FF and letting it slip in a nugget of truth that he didn't play SF till Super Turbo makes these little "I remembered wrong"s even more enjoyable. It's almost like how he goes in and out of having played DarkStalkers before, sometimes in the same sentence.

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Make your own schedule...oh HI Phil, making that account anytime soon?

Phil said he played Super Mario Bros 2 (Donkey Donkey Picnic) on his NES all the time as a kid. I thought he grew up on Super Nintendo. Any loremasters know?

One of phils many tales was he didn't start console gaming till SNES which is how he missed Zelda 1 and 2, Castlevania 1, 2, 3 and others game except when he played them but didn't but kinda did but never did. He was also like 6 when SMB2 came out.

we are dedicating this prestream to CPUs only
Thinks 6 core is maybe too slow, might go 8 or even 12 cores! Got emails for suggestions
1) AMD Ryzen 5 5600X
2) just handheld him by giving him all the options, what a retard. ARTICLE HAS AN AD, if you rely on ads, QUIT. 5900X is rated the top processor, 12700k
3) CYBERPOWER PC (i5 12600kf, we are in his computer)
4) AMD Ryzen 5 5600X

Now he suddenly wants a GPU but also is not gaming, what a guy. Also he thinks midrange (aka 5600X) is probably not powerful enough.
Now ranting about PC gaming and how his old viewers totally scammed him, because there are no PC exclusives .
Name him ONE exclusive game. "Who the fuck cares about Valorant" BASED.

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Phil, you can go to Stationary WalMart and spend like $10 for a ring light, shit they have cheap walmart brand content creator starter kits that are better than what you have. Also, yes, please buy a 5900x I mean you need all that seeing as you're going to game and use premiere/after effect but what ever 5000 you get also get a B450/550 or X470/570 mobo for it.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Been out of the goutsphere for a few days. Let's see what's happening...

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What the fuck? I know people complained about DSP embellishing the time it takes to do work in the past but this is the first time I have to call MAJOR BULLSHIT on this. Unless I misunderstand, all you have to do is check a box to enable them in the video settings and then write the timestamps in the description. This takes about 2 minutes if you're doing gacha pulls with your other hands. Even if he means adding timestamps to a bunch of videos in one sitting, it would be a stretch to say it takes more than 10 minutes. The way I see it there are about 2 options to what we are presented:
1. DSP is a lazy bastard and this is yet another example of him lying (and also being absolutely shit at it)
2. Phil's gold fish memory doesn't remember the videos he shits out a few minutes later so he has to watch the whole thing over again

Imagine declaring bankruptcy, getting all your debt wiped and then contemplating going into debt, AGAIN.

What the fuck are you going to finance, another house? You literally have every material thing a person would need or want in life.

But...the hogan jpegs?

I can't wait for the next bankruptcy arc. Call me stupid but I highly doubt he'll get away with the bankruptcy scam again, unless it's over the phone because of another stupid virus, that and I'm sure they'll bring his other bankruptcy into question or review.

If he gets a second bankruptcy scam then I'm declaring one too. Idgaf, if this retard can get it, then I sure as hell can too.

 

[FaXmachine]

Phil would ideally use a dual PC setup with one monster PC for games and one low powered PC to stream. But obviously that is too complicated

In an ideal not stupid situation Phil should of took that old PC out of the closet, fixed it up and used that for games, taken care of his current lemon/ took Rich's offer and he'd be fine but hey thats for none intelligent people without business degrees....

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

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I'm not really getting this seething about Phil making money, he makes fuck all in the grand scheme of things and even then he still fucks it up.

This 250 he got is already spent and he's going to be bitching on the night stream and banning anyone who brings up the 250 he already got.

Should be funny


Money buff mania will be spent on wrestlemania

Because it's funny when he gets low tips and starts to panic. Content Phil isn't funny

 

[PutridElephant]

In an ideal not stupid situation Phil should of took that old PC out of the closet, fixed it up and used that for games, taken care of his current lemon/ took Rich's offer and he'd be fine but hey thats for none intelligent people without business degrees....

Better yet, he should use that closet computer to stream instead of taking Rich's offer. What's the point of declaring you have a backup if you don't ever use it especially when you claim your HDD is failing (X to gout)

 

[Hate Army Watch]

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Because it's funny when he gets low tips and starts to panic. Content Phil isn't funny

You only need to wait a few days. We know the pattern is cyclic, thanks to @Piece of Peace and the spreadsheet of positivity. He typically only gets a couple of days of strong support, then the whales go on cooldown, then you get a couple of slow days in a row, then you get a code black segment on prestream.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

"I, personally, don't have credit right now"

So... he is using fat Khets credit?

I like how it's "fat Khet" now.

Btw, I saw a bunch of people mention this, could you direct me to DSP's biggest current paypigs saying they want to "stick it to the trolls"?

 

[Need Help With Tips]

I'm personally excited for him to incorporate his new PC into his begs as if it's massively improved his streaming quality

 

[Grammatik]

"Until I get to a point until maybe I can do something that has nothing to do with this business." Does this man think that if he just waits around, another job is going to fall on his lap when he wills it? This is the most defeated and honest that I have heard phil be in a while. To be honest, in the big picture side of things, Phil has 'lost' and it is all his own doing. He acknowledges there's a money hole he can't fill but instead of coming up with a solution, he wants to dig another money hole to try and bury the other.

Ponzi scheme incoming.

 

[Iron Father]

Phil is a day one, straight out the gate bullshit artist.

Edit: the whole RTU free PC thing summed up in one song:

"I WANT MONEY! THATS WHAT I WANT!!"

 

[Shirō Ishii]

I know that ReviewTechUSA has been trying to get in contact with Phil and etc. So this pops up in my youtube newsfeed

The video is just RTU talking about Nintendo's announcement on how the heat can destroy your switch and to be careful. I thought it was going to be a joke on Phil but nope, it's just used for the thumbnail with the video not mentioning Phil at all.

Say what you want about RTU, but the more people/normies who are aware of Phil, the better

 

[Iron Father]

His whole life could use timestamps. Nigger talks for 1.5 hours for a prestream and thinks people don't mind sitting through that. Wants people to check out his video on his opinions on Last of Us 2 that is an hour long instead of summing it up in a tweet.

This really is a Phil problem. One of the many things that make him severely unlikeable, especially when he puts it like this.

He's a god damn energy and time vampire.

He really is the Colin Robinson of lolcows.