DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil would ideally use a dual PC setup with one monster PC for games and one low powered PC to stream. But obviously that is too complicated

Phil can only plug one Ethernet cable in at a time with his consoles, so that's umpossible.

 

[Michael Janke]

Phil can only plug one Ethernet cable in at a time with his consoles, so that's umpossible.

does phil have a 4 ethernet cable modem.
or does he just have the one cable.
you can literally order a bunch of cat 6 ethernet for cheap on amazon.

 

[UaineRunei]

How do you manage to look even worse each day?

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

"Got a good burn" from power walking

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Phil trying to talk about power walking is as pathetic as when he tried to say that carrying 2 jugs of milk counts as exercising. He has the body of 90 year old. I'm willing to bet that in a fight, Tard on Wheels or Derich would win against Phil

 

[Iron Father]

carrying 2 jugs of milk counts as exercising

If this were true, he'd be in a constant state of exercise.

Spoiler

Because he has huge tits.

 

[Mr Clark]

Kat is fat and I would not have sex with her. Neither would Phil but thats for very different reasons

Bankruptcy question for you guys. Phil declared bankruptcy, was granted it and cant make use of credit (without exorbitant interest rates) for a few more years. Fat Kat can draw credit (why anyone would lend someone with her employment history is another question, but dont want the SPLC coming after me for asking). So logically, Phil could pressure her into opening those credit lines for himself, to allow himself access to cheap credit (his 'personally' comment should be a give away).

If Kat declares bankruptcy can anything happen to Phil? Or is it just two bankrupt deadbeats in a house instead of one?

 

[Hate Army Watch]

In the course of 5 seconds, he goes from "I *did* run" to "it's a powerwalk" to "it's a light jog".

Also, "hitting the wall" isn't just "I got tired and couldnt powerwalk anymore" as he's using it. It refers to that point in a real workout, where sheer willpower will not carry you forward. Like when you're lifting weights, and you're putting every ounce of strength into it, and your muscles have no more to "give", or when you're playing a sport and you're just completely fatigued to the point you can't chase the ball or anything.

Lastly, I notice he's been saying he drinks coffee after his "workout"? A black coffee for energy? I find this to be a red flag, because if he was actually working out that would actually tap into stored energy in his body, it would release it, and he would be more alert. He wouldn't need a coffee to stay awake for these "chill" streams.

 

[Freshtodeath]

"Until I get to a point until maybe I can do something that has nothing to do with this business." Does this man think that if he just waits around, another job is going to fall on his lap when he wills it? This is the most defeated and honest that I have heard phil be in a while. To be honest, in the big picture side of things, Phil has 'lost' and it is all his own doing. He acknowledges there's a money hole he can't fill but instead of coming up with a solution, he wants to dig another money hole to try and bury the other.

I think he will get closer and cloer to being like Chris as his money drys up/it gets harder to squeeze money out of the wheelchairs. Phil is low functioning aided by having a little bit of money. Especially if he decided to "work" again it will take time for him to adjust and return to society. But I think when the money runs out he will think up more schemes and start acting a lot like chris. Things will begin to unravel. I think if he had to move back home and stream from his parents house that would be gold.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

This stream is the equivalent of jingling keys to entertain his dents, jesus christ.

 

[Freshtodeath]

What does he wear when he powerwalks? I picture him autisticly power walking wearing jeans and a gaming t shirt.

 

[Boom Boss]

How do you manage to look even worse each day?

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He eats fatty foods and never showers.

 

[Iron Father]

The Workout Arc is going to be an interesting side-plot to follow going forward.

If he's just outright lying he's going to eventually be faced with "why aren't you looking fit" questions that'll probably get LIMB'd at first, but after awhile he'll have to answer.

If he's telling the truth he'll just keep falling deeper and deeper into these bizarro pseudo-expert pigsplain moments like @Hate Army Watch clipped.

Either way it's hilarious.

 

[NaggotFigger]

The Workout Arc is going to be an interesting side-plot to follow going forward.

Excited to see how the Workout Arc goes. I'd like to see Phil giving up in the gym like a loser.

If he's just outright lying he's going to eventually be faced with "why aren't you looking fit" questions that'll probably get LIMB'd at first, but after awhile he'll have to answer.

He can't exercise for life, and if he did, all he does is just isolate his pig body in his room and refuse to get out and continue begging like Chris. If he did receive said questions, he would just put up pitiful excuses so that he does not want to hear that repulsive question about his body again. Then, it would be just piled up and annoys the Pigroach. All were just annoying questions to him, it keeps him remaining in his house further so that he could get progressively fatter.

If he's telling the truth he'll just keep falling deeper and deeper into these bizarro pseudo-expert pigsplain moments like @Hate Army Watch clipped.

It would be funny to see him pigsplaining why he doesn't need to workout to lose his weight. Pigsplaining still doesn't matter to others, because they'll be just excuses like the others.

 

[bajagoogoo]

Lastly, I notice he's been saying he drinks coffee after his "workout"? A black coffee for energy? I find this to be a red flag, because if he was actually working out that would actually tap into stored energy in his body, it would release it, and he would be more alert. He wouldn't need a coffee to stay awake for these "chill" streams.

 

[SPhobos]

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this is pretty complicated. is there anyway to get it frozen so he can just microwave it?

 

[NaggotFigger]

Lastly, I notice he's been saying he drinks coffee after his "workout"? A black coffee for energy? I find this to be a red flag, because if he was actually working out that would actually tap into stored energy in his body, it would release it, and he would be more alert. He wouldn't need a coffee to stay awake for these "chill" streams.

From what I saw, coffee isn't the optimal choice for after workouts. The only reason why he would need coffee instead of other alternatives is just for keep his eyes fully open for his other scheduled streams.

 

[PieceofShet]

Guess which one he read out loud on stream.

 

[TomBradysVagina]

I love how he says he can barely get by with bills and expenses and wants to refinance his house and get credit cards. His support is coming from fewer and fewer people. Yet he fails to understand that it'll just lead to more bills every month. And he'll be getting less money coming in. This dude sold mortgages at one point. He's an expert business man. He already went into bankruptcy once. Next time he'll lose his house too.

Ahhhh, I can't wait until he can refinance and get credit cards.

 

[CoomerCouch v2.69]

"Separated by a huge chasm"

"Chasm" with a CH as in "Church"
Ch-asm

Phil you're too fucking stupid to live my guy. Report to the nearest suicide pod ASAP. Fuck you're dumb.