Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

For just a moment, Tyson’s fingertips dug into the flesh covering her hips. He could feel the soft skin, a layer of toned muscle beneath it tense, and the bone of her pelvis below that. It was all artificial, of course, heat-activated poly-fibrous tensile coils for muscles, printed carbon laminate chassis in place of a skeleton. But it felt completely, convincingly real. The impulse to rip at the plastic film and tear it into confetti like wrapping paper on Christmas morning was very real, and very hard to resist.

This paragraph alone proves it was written by Pat. Good god this is painful prose, I have read better fanfic than this.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Ever. Time.

 

[NOT a Loaded Gun]

More John Flynt simping on main.

No, Rick. A $49.99 set of stones from Amazon is not even close to being "professional."

Imagine the smell.

New piggy selfie:

Pat just will not stop wearing that stupid fucking hat backwards. (But I secretly want him to continue to do so)

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

All these whetstones, too bad you can't sharpen your intellect fatso. Couldn't even cut butter with that mess

 

[Table Country]

"This banana can cut through concrete" Can anyone make me understand what the fuck he is on about here?!

I assume it's a weird joke about how he's gonna use his whetstone to sharpen everything he owns, even that which is physically impossible.
The way it reads it sounds like he's rock hard just from talking to Wusquatch.

 

[Basado]

Ever. Time.

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What's up with Piggy using big words recently? I just imagine opening a copy of Merriam Webster's and finding some quirky big word to use in his tweet. "careening"

 

[Caverlock]

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Patrick S. Tomlinson, pictured above with his wife, beaming after winning Milwaukee's Most Milkable for the fourth straight year.

 

[Table Country]

What's up with Piggy using big words recently? I just imagine opening a copy of Merriam Webster's and finding some quirky big word to use in his tweet. "careening"

At least he didn't say the country was moving "herkily-jerkily" toward fascism.
There's a thought experiment; Cuck Wingding vs Fat Rick Thomas, who is the worse author?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Ever. Time.

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"And the will"

Kiwis and Rascals, I present to you Mama Raven's "special" boy.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Oh fuck off Pat

Hey, now his dad is a leathersmith too LMAO!

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"Leathersmith" how much cock does he suck to get books published when he doesn't know what a leatherworker is? This is why America needs post birth abortions.

New piggy selfie:

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I can tell he's approaching D cups in that selfie. You don't even need to photoshop his face anymore to make it look unbelievably fat. Just slap it on the moon and about to kill Link.

 

[Lead Sammich]

Why is he making the white supremacy gesture?

Are you allowed to be a white supremacist if youve publicly stated multiple times (and built an entire business around the statement) that "black children make the best pepperoni"? Or is it just one of those things that everyone understands on a fundamental level, so they let it slide during the application process?

New piggy selfie:

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The only redeeming aspect of this photo is the ass on that chick to the left of Big Nikki. Almost a perfect profile shot. Leave it up to Fatprick to be a perv and take a creepshot while ostensibly taking a selfie with his 2nd bigger and better wife.

"And the will"

Kiwis and Rascals, I present to you Mama Raven's "special" boy.

Id bet dollars to donuts (and so would p@t im sure) that he was shitfaced when he wrote that.

Also @Caverlock when was it discovered that Big Nikki's mom was some CFO who was doling at money on the regular for them to be landlord's apprentices? Or that her dad left behind a big insurance check? I know it was speculated about throughout the thread but this is the first time its been confirmed in this thread right?

 

[AnOminous]

Neither is a banana. It's not hard to sharpen one, but no whetstone can make it hold its edge. I'm not surprised someone was confused by the remark.

It's an exaggeration for the sake of effect. A joke.

"Leathersmith" how much cock does he suck to get books published when he doesn't know what a leatherworker is?

Lots.

COCK. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO SUCK COCK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF GIGANTIC COCKS FROM THE PLANE OF THE ECLECTIC THAT FILL MY ESOPHAGUS. IF THE WORD COCK WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE COCK I SUCK TO GET MY SHITTY BOOKS PUBLISHED AT THIS VERY INSTANT. COCK! COCK!

At least he didn't say the country was moving "herkily-jerkily" toward fascism.
There's a thought experiment; Cuck Wingding vs Fat Rick Thomas, who is the worse author?

They're both equally awful, but Cuck wins by a tie-breaker because he's slightly less atrocious as a person.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The only redeeming aspect of this photo is the ass on that chick to the left of Big Nikki. Almost a perfect profile shot. Leave it up to Fatprick to be a perv and take a creepshot while ostensibly taking a selfie with his 2nd bigger and better wife.

If his wife can take it from the local black men, Patrick can be creepy to women online and in public. It's only fair.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

This isn't real, is it? Is that line actually in Rick's shitty novel? I refuse to believe this fat fuck actually wrote something that made me burst out laughing.

How does Rick even know what a "penis prepared for Phase Two" is actually like anyway? Did he ask his first wife or Pringles Can John?

Don't worry, he stole the Phase Two bit from Robin Williams.

@ImportantOpinions You'll get the whole scene where Pat's Tony Stark insert space billionaire is too shy and nervous to fuck his sex android.

This reads like every cheesy erotic fanfic from 2002 ever penned by virgin nerds.

Ever. Time.

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Last time Jury Nullification was used strategically by a large segment of the American populous, the KKK was using it to get off on murdering black men. But go right ahead, Pat, hand your opposition an optics victory.

 

[Nightmare Friends]

In The Black - 1 Star Reviews from Amazon

Spoiler: Reviews

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I find these reviews really "helpful" and will definitely be clicking that button on every single negative review. Definitely only do this if you REALLY feel that way, because the more "helpful" clicks these reviews get, the further up in the review section they'll go...

 

[Cold Root Beer]

Oh fuck off Pat

Hey, now his dad is a leathersmith too LMAO!

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Upholsterer. The term is upholsterer, that fucking dunce.

Is he claiming that his father is reupholstering his seats, or he yet again claiming that as another secret talent? Because, that would be his most ludicrous claim yet by far. Upholstery work is so fucking hard, requires so much specialized skill and years of practice to do well, and lots of expensive equipment as well.

If anyone wants to see how much fucking work upholstering a car seat with a basic 'tuck and roll' pattern is, here is a video:

The person in the video has worked in upholstery/seamstressy for decades, if you think they make it look easy.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Ever. Time.

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Patirck (and others) shifting to now be in favor of jury nullification is amusing considering how much time they've spent raging against cases where people were found non-guilty for ushering in fascism.

Since I know who the troon retard this fat retard is quoting here, I was suspicious and had my suspicions confirmed, the thread is about Canada, specifically Quebec:


Since I know who the troon retard is, I was suspicious and had my suspicions confirmed, abortion was not "illegal throughout Canada" in 1972 and Morgentaler was accused of performing illegal abortions:



The history of cases is also inaccurate:


As is the history of the politics, a new government from a new party did decriminalize abortion by fiat:


It wasn't until 1988 that the Supreme Court of Canada finally legalized abortion thanks to Morgentaler's actions in another province:


Funny enough Morgentaler has something in common with Patirck, he refused to pay his debts owed:

 

[Caverlock]

Also @Caverlock when was it discovered that Big Nikki's mom was some CFO who was doling at money on the regular for them to be landlord's apprentices? Or that her dad left behind a big insurance check? I know it was speculated about throughout the thread but this is the first time its been confirmed in this thread right?

I'll PM you.

 

[The Feline Solution]

That his whetstones are so awesome they could sharpen a banana. Jeez, it's not that hard.

I assume it's a weird joke about how he's gonna use his whetstone to sharpen everything he owns, even that which is physically impossible.
The way it reads it sounds like he's rock hard just from talking to Wusquatch.

Thanks, it's quite obvious now but i was seriously confused by Rick's wording and tried longer than i care to admit making sense of it yesterday evening.

Edit:

She reached up and smoothed out the lapel on his jacket. “I know why you’re alone, Tyson.”

“Sorry?” he bleated.

“A man of your refinement and sophistication demands perfection. What biological woman could measure up?”

This is how that motherfucker actually thinks of himself in his absolutely deluded, disgustingly self-absorbed brain. This is actually the first time i read an excerpt from one of his books and it is, unsurprisingly, very unpolished and amateurishly written. Regarding the "no biological woman" part, it now makes sense why he simps for Wu.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Oh fuck off Pat

Hey, now his dad is a leathersmith too LMAO!

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Fat's dad skins the bulls as he rides them to make the leather too, I bet.