Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[AnOminous]

This is the part of the thread where I turn up the autism to 11.

In honor of the people who have made these excellent likenesses:

Spoiler: best heard in your head in the voice of Kim Carnes

His hair is flat and brown.
His room is full of flies.
He dresses like a clown.
He's got Peter Lorre eyes.

He'll turn his DARVO on you
And say he'll rape you twice.
But with no dick he can't screw.
He's got Peter Lorre eyes.

And he'll ratio you, fellatio you
With reckless braggodocio.
He's atrocious, and he does it even though
His fish face does show
He's got a Deep One's ichthyoid guise, he's got Peter Lorre eyes.

He'll take a minor home
To cause the kid's demise.
He's pedo as Ernst Röhm.
He's got Peter Lorre eyes.

His tits veer off to the side.
He lost the booby prize.
They never will collide.
He's got Peter Lorre eyes.

He'll distress you, he'll molest you.
With your dick and your balls, he detests you.
He's atrocious and he knows all of his
Bull's misdiagnosis.

All the girls think he's a guy, he's got Peter Lorre eyes.

He'll dislike you, he will slight you
All the more just to gaslight you.
He's atrocious, and he knows just how he'll
Never ratio SCOTUS.
All the girls think he's a guy, he's got Peter Lorre eyes.

He'll Gallop Gish you,
Funny fish you,
Just to piss you.
He's got Peter Lorre eyes.

He'll harpoon you
When he troons you
'Cause he goons to you, he's got Peter Lorre eyes.
He'll groom you.

 

[Nightmare Friends]

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"openly trans" LOL

Lucas, all of you troons are "openly trans" because literally everyone who lays eyes on you knows you're a man immediately just by looking at you. 99.9999% of people are just too polite and normal to screech "you're a man in a dress" directly into your face when they encounter you. That doesn't mean you're fooling anyone.

The fucking delusion and coping going on here. My god.

 

[rules of nature]

I want to say thank you to whoever came up with the peter lorre joke. It really seems to piss keffals off.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Wow I can't believe my artwork of Keffals got retweeted by him.

Anyway I hope to continue making more artwork when I get the chance and I just wanted to say that everyone else's artwork on this thread has been hilarious, incredibly well done, and far more accurate and honest than any troon fan art made of this guy. Perhaps the OP should compile all of them for the beginning of the thread like in the Tony thread.

I just want to take the time to also thank whoever came up with the Peter Lorre Fish Joke and the legend that posted my image to Twitter and got Lucas' attention.

 

[Maamtis]

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An attempt was made.

Just had to make a brief return from lurking more to say that she kind of looks like Toots from Drawn Together in this pic.

Also, fuck you Keffals.

 

[Savo Loves You]

Late to the party, but i saw the spergout Keffals had at Stardust and wanted to say thanks to all the kiwis that are actively making Keffals seethe daily. Never change.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

@fanofboxes911 you kill me

Look at this massive amount of coping, seething and dilating:


Oh look it's Junipertree


What the fuck does this one even mean? Might be the most autistic insult I have ever seen.


Just wanted to archive some of this shit before it is wiped off Twitter, a lot already was unfortunately.

 

[Snoop]

Late to the party, but i saw the spergout Keffals had at Stardust and wanted to say thanks to all the kiwis that are actively making Keffals seethe daily. Never change.

i just came to say the same thing. so easy to get those troons worked up, must be some chemical imbalance

 

[AMHOLIO]

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I want to say thank you to whoever came up with the peter lorre joke. It really seems to piss keffals off.

I'm only upset because he was a cool man and a good actor who I would have sex with (because he's a man with talent, Lucas). Lucas is still dumpy and deranged looking and I would not have sex with him.

Still good, keep it up, as long as it makes him seethe and is funny.

 

[MooseGump]

All I want for those twitter people is to point out that the joke manifested from that godawful art Lucas used in his stream, unless they did and I missed a screenshot

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Male joke
(A)

He will respond to almost anything.
(A)

He both pinned and retweeted this. Still mad at a cripple lol.

Debate me cocksucker. I won’t stop doxing until you debate me on the NBA.
(A)

Lucas, what did I tell you about responding to private accounts on main?
(A)

This is one of the most unfunny things I’ve had the misfortune of reading. Hasan is still a champagne socialist though.
(A)

This image makes me want to run and/or shoot something.

What is he even saying?




Fucking hell, is he planning a terror attack? That’s way too long.

 

[Inside your walls]

Can somebody with artistic talent please draw his face on this for every time he says something like this? Everytime I see his tweets this pops up in my head
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Just had to make a brief return from lurking more to say that she kind of looks like Toots from Drawn Together in this pic.

Also, fuck you Keffals.

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Fucked up, how Drawn Together managed to make a character that was the Keffals viewer embodied all the way back in 2006

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

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Damn I guess he actually did shit something out for us to pick apart but... 30 fucking pages!?

Fuck me, this is going to be one hell of a spergfest.

 

[Roak]

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I hope someone here has the will of god in them to read and summarize 30 pages of troon manifesto

 

[Dickens Cider]

I am glad that Peter Lorre is still known (big fan of his movies). And even though he’s been dead since what, 64? Still smells better than Lucas’s amhole. And woulda passed as a woman better if he’d ever done drag to boot. As for his art appreciation the caricature is pretty spot on, so suck a gas pipe Lucas. As I said many many pages ago come debate A-1 here, and you can show us on the doll where mommy touched you. It might make you a better man.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I hope someone here has the will of god in them to read and summarize 30 pages of troon manifesto

Fuck man I wouldn’t even subject detainees at Guantanamo to that kind of shit.

 

[Got Milk!]

Damn I guess he actually did shit something out for us to pick apart but... 30 fucking pages!?

Fuck me, this is going to be one hell of a spergfest.

I hope someone here has the will of god in them to read and summarize 30 pages of troon manifesto

This the big shake em up expose slated for tomorrow? I'm off work early. I'll sift it. I don't have any SM though, so I'll need someone to upload here please.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

As long as someone can get a complete archived copy of the Amholefesto, I would be willing to attempt the monumental task of trying to summarize and sift through Lucas' autism and come up with a coherent summary. For now, I think the important thing is we ensure it is archived.

Also minor request if anyone is willing, I would love to see my Peter Lorre Keffals with the gun in the Looney Troons ring saying "That's all folks!"

 

[Calzaghe]

hopefully the manifesto ends with him 41% himself

 

[Churros con Manteca]

I hope someone here has the will of god in them to read and summarize 30 pages of troon manifesto

Imma risk myself into reading that shit, though in case it's boiled down I'll give it my honest critique. In case something bad happens, please put my assigned name on my tomb.