Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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You can buy and return Kindle books for a full refund if you set aside the time to plough through rather quickly (and use multiple Amazon accounts to do so).

I also took a gander at abebooks.com and confirmed his books are going there for pennies. There are also a few CDs of the audiobooks. I saw something else that might have been previously discussed, but it was new to me: Pat contributed to a book entitled Eighth Day Genesis: A Worldbuilding Codex for Writers and Creatives.

Yes, it’s terrible. But his bio is the best part, so I’ll lead with that:

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Thanks, Google Books:

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Fat just straight up read a few Wikipedia articles and tried to pass it off as his own wisdom. No wonder he had a 1.2 GPA in high school, Wikipedia didn't exist yet so he had nothing to copy off of.

 

[AnOminous]

This is how that motherfucker actually thinks of himself in his absolutely deluded, disgustingly self-absorbed brain. This is actually the first time i read an excerpt from one of his books and it is, unsurprisingly, very unpolished and amateurishly written. Regarding the "no biological woman" part, it now makes sense why he simps for Wu.

She reached up and smoothed out the lapel on his jacket. “I know why you’re alone, Tyson.”

“Sorry?” he bleated.

“A man of your refinement and sophistication demands perfection. What biological woman could measure up?”

This is not only horribly written, it is literally the archetypal incel cope, and as misogynistic as it is possible to be without actually trooning out. It is amazing woketards tolerate this sexist pig.

 

[AnOminous]

Wow. Fat's website is as lazy as he is. Gotta love the warning about the IMPOSTERS at the end.

It would be hilarious if the @stealthygeek account got permabanned finally and so his new ban evasion account got denounced as an impostor.

 

[artilleryfroth]

“It brushed against his sleeve and brushed against the skin on the back of his palm.”

THE SKIN ON THE BACK OF HIS PALM?

Here is a medal winning writer, folks. The skin on the back of his palm.

 

[curbside]

Ever. Time.

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He’s drunk.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

“It brushed against his sleeve and brushed against the skin on the back of his palm.”

THE SKIN ON THE BACK OF HIS PALM?

Here is a medal winning writer, folks. The skin on the back of his palm.

Hello fellow humans, let's rub our skins together and increase our metabolism through the ingestion of organic material.

 

[LetterlandMafia]

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Wow. Fat's website is as lazy as he is. Gotta love the warning about the IMPOSTERS at the end.

By the way Pat, your website needs a blog and writing updates. Ideally, you would be writing shortstories that you give away to subscribers to your email list. That's how you build an audience that will buy your books. You don't sell books by politisperging on Twitter.

Sure it’s been said before but his book covers are so boring. Spaceship in space, repeat ad nauseum. I’m sure that’s enough for some people but it tells me nothing about the book, whether it’s serious or comedic or dark or light. Just a basic scifi image taken from one of those free screensaver websites.

 

[Force and Character]

Speaking of the Fat erotica:

A perfectly manicured finger with French-tipped nail rested gently on his lips. “Shhh.

I'm sure I'm not the only one whose mind immediately went to "Shhh, child" when reading this.

 

[Dean Pentel]

New piggy selfie:

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Oh, you ate some beignets, you corpulent fuck? Wow! Thanks for sharing!

PS: It was probably a lot of beignets. If he denies that, his chin(s) tell the truth.

 

[Table Country]

For some reason whenever I see Fat's full name I always feel like the Sean should be pronounced "seen" instead of "shaun". This only happens when I see Fatrick's name, never any other Seans in the world.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Sure it’s been said before but his book covers are so boring. Spaceship in space, repeat ad nauseum. I’m sure that’s enough for some people but it tells me nothing about the book, whether it’s serious or comedic or dark or light. Just a basic scifi image taken from one of those free screensaver websites.

Its a very 80s Scifi cover for sure. I don't personally mind those types of covers, but knowing that Pat chose them or ok'd them makes me dislike everything about his books anyway.

 

[TreeFortRichardsTCell]

Ever. Time.

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juries don't vote for a mistrial, you obese buffooon.

 

[AnOminous]

Oh, you ate some beignets, you corpulent fuck? Wow! Thanks for sharing!

PS: It was probably a lot of beignets. If he denies that, his chin(s) tell the truth.

Does Fatty really think anyone needs to be told he eats deep fried doughnuts?

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

For some reason whenever I see Fat's full name I always feel like the Sean should be pronounced "seen" instead of "shaun". This only happens when I see Fatrick's name, never any other Seans in the world.

More like Patrick Obscene Tomlinson


Because he's fat and morbidly obese


and gay


and his father raped me in the late 70s, we were wearing bell bottoms

 

[Table Country]

and his father raped me in the late 70s, we were wearing bell bottoms

Behind an Arby's, presumably?

 

[CansOfCant]

Behind an Arby's, presumably?

He was in a hand-leathersmithed gay rodeo daddy clown getup with assless chaps, atalker. I recorded it on 8mm and my mother played it on the front of the refrigerator. child.

The magnets spelled out #DLTIW, child.

 

[AnOminous]

He was in a hand-leathersmithed gay rodeo daddy clown getup with assless chaps, atalker. I recorded it on 8mm and my mother played it on the front of the refrigerator. child.

The magnets spelled out #DLTIW, child.

I remember when I was a kid and my parents took me to the Ren Faire so I could watch the leathersmith start with a cow and beat it on an anvil until it turned into leather. Good times.

 

[JJLiautaud]

I don't think he's humble enough for that. He needs everyone to know he wrote this amazing book and praise him for it.

Also that fantasy book, holy fuck. I don't know what's worse naming your farm boy character deepspade or your capitol city central city.

Why not that's what the Koreans do Seoul literally means Capitol City

Still a very morbidly obese thing to do.

 

[Ophelia]

I once asked if people thought Pat was a better writer than Wendig and people preferred Pat. Maybe it’s time for a rematch cause my god.

For some reason whenever I see Fat's full name I always feel like the Sean should be pronounced "seen" instead of "shaun". This only happens when I see Fatrick's name, never any other Seans in the world.

Even Sean Bean.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Its a very 80s Scifi cover for sure. I don't personally mind those types of covers, but knowing that Pat chose them or ok'd them makes me dislike everything about his books anyway.

His covers look like he paid someone on Fiverr to do minimal edits to stock illustrations anyone can buy for $19.99. I’ve seen more striking images in elementary school art fairs. His publisher definitely isn’t investing a dime in creating compelling cover art for this fat pig.