Holy shit i didnt even catch that, he definitely wrote that android as a stand-in for a troon! He couldnt have spelled it out anymore than he did with that "no biological woman" line, what with that being a buzzword wrt transgender issues. bahahaha good job spotting that one, dude.
"Forced birth"
"i don't fucking care!! ok? i don't care!! also joke's on you, i can't beat my wife, because she fled our marriage fifteen years ago and i've been single ever since, living with my elderly parents!! haha, i win! also i don't care!"
"No, child, I am not falling, that is one of your delusions."
Wow, that's uncanny.Apologies for the double post but the rascals over at O&A have found old photos of Pat's family. See if you can guess which one is Piggy's father
He looks like the love child of Tomlinson and Toner. P*t is America's first poop/cum splice baby.
Kyle is also not fat. Clearly the genetic winner of the Tomlinson brood.
Fuck me, his father is really named Tom Tomlinson?! I thought it was a bit by the rascals!
Smart... not fat....ability to grow long hair....
That is a shoop and you can't convince me otherwise. No fucking way his dad in his teens looked so much like our fat little piggy does now in his forties. He's even got the blank piggy stare. Fuck this gay Earth does Down's Syndrome just run in their porcine blood? What am I saying, nothing in this family runs.
You can buy and return Kindle books for a full refund if you set aside the time to plough through rather quickly (and use multiple Amazon accounts to do so).
Eating, drinking and Tweeting isn't a "Triathlon", fatty.
Putting out books under a pseudonym would imply working more in secret, and I don't think he has the time to do that between the myriads of tweets per day and not getting on with his shitty Christmas Carol fanfic.
This retard clearly didn’t think of this when he created his flop of an auto-focused Twitter.
I don't think he's humble enough for that. He needs everyone to know he wrote this amazing book and praise him for it.
He's also too dumb for that. Just see how fast his Autismanic pseudonym was found out.
lol not sure I've ever seen someone doing the "haters make me stronger" internet flex that didn't have a mental breakdown later on.
The fact that Fat DARES to think he can match Douglas Adams and rip off his material is probably the thing I loathe the most about him. Imagine writing "Jomeo and Ruliet" or "The Duke of the Bracelets" and trying to pass it off as an original work. You don't do HHGTTG, you will never, ever do the original justice. And if you're capable of writing with Adams' wit and imagination, you're capable of writing your own original material of that quality - you don't need to plagarise.
