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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?


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Have you ever actually talked to this goober? Or just his "assistant"
Of course, I have talked to him directly a lot of times. Just last week we had an hour-long conversation on Skype about the next movie script. I was being answered by his assistant through email for a while because of how busy he was at the time.
 
Of course, I have talked to him directly a lot of times. Just last week we had an hour-long conversation on Skype about the next movie script. I was being answered by his assistant through email for a while because of how busy he was at the time.
If the Wogglebug is so smart, why doesn’t he use science to cure all gays and make them straight?
 
No. I have no idea what the name of it is, or what it is about, either. And I only even learned about it from his assistant.
Oh you are such a sucker. Not knowing the name of the person you are going to be 'working with' or anything about his bonafides, except that according to his 'assistant' he's making a 'multi-million dollar film' that you also don't know the name of?

Does your mother know how much of a sap you are being with her money in regards to this?
 
If the Wogglebug is so smart, why doesn’t he use science to cure all gays and make them straight?
Maybe he could use Chris-chan's blood to create a serum that would prevent people from ever being gay. I mean it worked in Sonichu before he retconned it.

Does he sound exactly like his assistant and has an Indian accent?
It's only questionable if his name is also something like "Steve" and not Rajneesh.
 
My partner and I can’t wait to get the Wogglebug plushie for our kid; it’s great to know there’s positive representation of gay relationships that we can share with our child!

Will you be releasing a Frogman plushie at any point? Having both halves of this loving homosexual couple would be a true blessing.

Thanks for being such an ally, I can’t even begin to express how much your work means to us.
 
My partner and I can’t wait to get the Wogglebug plushie for our kid; it’s great to know there’s positive representation of gay relationships that we can share with our child!

Will you be releasing a Frogman plushie at any point? Having both halves of this loving homosexual couple would be a true blessing.

Thanks for being such an ally, I can’t even begin to express how much your work means to us.
I'm sure you are just joking. But I'm still going to repeat myself that the Wogglebug and Frogman are NOT gay at all. They are just friends. And the Wogglebug will be marrying the Beetle Princess and that will be the actual real romance story of my series. And as for Frogman plushies, I at least will put plushies out of the Beetle Princess first before him. Or maybe I just won't put plushies out of him at all. How does that sound?
 
I'm sure you are just joking. But I'm still going to repeat myself that the Wogglebug and Frogman are NOT gay at all. They are just friends. And the Wogglebug will be marrying the Beetle Princess and that will be the actual real romance story of my series. And as for Frogman plushies, I at least will put plushies out of the Beetle Princess first before him. Or maybe I just won't put plushies out of him at all. How does that sound?

Oh, he’s not gay - he’s bisexual! I love the idea of a Beetle Princess-Frogman-Woggle polycule.

Very modern of you. (:
 
Oh, he’s not gay - he’s bisexual! I love the idea of a Beetle Princess-Frogman-Woggle polycule.

Very modern of you. (:
No, that wasn't what I had meant, either. There is NO love triangle among those three characters at all. The Wogglebug and the Frogman are totally straight characters. And you don't have to take my own word for it, either.

Here is an actual page from the first book in the Oz - Wonderland Chronicles:

frogman is not gay.jpg
 
No, that wasn't what I had meant, either. There is NO love triangle among those three characters at all. The Wogglebug and the Frogman are totally straight characters. And you don't have to take my own word for it, either.

Here is an actual page from the first book in the Oz - Wonderland Chronicles:

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Yes, he’s bisexual, of course he’d be interested in girls as well. A bisexual man can be in a gay relationship with a gay man but also be attracted to women, silly. It makes so much more sense now considering the beetle princess is involved, and Sylvie too apparently, as Woggie loves her more than himself. :heart-full:
 
Yes, he’s bisexual, of course he’d be interested in girls as well. A bisexual man can be in a gay relationship with a gay man but also be attracted to women, silly. It makes so much more sense now considering the beetle princess is involved, and Sylvie too apparently, as Woggie loves her more than himself. :heart-full:
I know what bisexual means. But I won't actually portray any such love triangle among those characters.
 
I am actually letting my past customers have the choice of paying for the improved versions and so far, two have paid and a handful of other promised to when they can at least. And the bulk order of plushies will be 100 and they cost $7.00 each form the toy company. And I will be selling each one for $20 or sometimes $10.
you know you gotta pay shipping on those too, right? it's going to be a few hundred dollars... probably $200 additional dollary-doos at the least due to the bulk of the box. international shipping is not cheap. i assume these are being manufactered in china (again, unless you went with a "US based" company, which is just a glorified middle-man, in which case they're definitely just talking to a chinese factory and making these for $3 or less ea and pocketing the rest as profit). a lot of the production methods i see on the prototype posted are very inexpensive ways to produce a product. there is no way they actually cost $7 a unit unless they're absolutely massive or made out of very high quality fabric (and judging by the photo i don't think it is.)
 
that will be the actual real romance story of my series.
LOL! You can't write for shit so how are you going to write a romance? There's this... thing when it comes to writing which is "write what you know". In other words don't try to fake it because it becomes obvious very quickly that you haven't actually experienced it. Unless you're very genre savvy, observant or have studied it your work and your words will come up hollow. You can't write romance until you've experienced it. And seriously looking at you... you haven't experienced it.

No, that wasn't what I had meant, either. There is NO love triangle among those three characters at all. The Wogglebug and the Frogman are totally straight characters. And you don't have to take my own word for it, either.

Here is an actual page from the first book in the Oz - Wonderland Chronicles:

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All this shows is that he goes both ways. I mean look how he's looking at the other frog there. He's practically coming on to him.
 
LOL! You can't write for shit so how are you going to write a romance? There's this... thing when it comes to writing which is "write what you know". In other words don't try to fake it because it becomes obvious very quickly that you haven't actually experienced it. Unless you're very genre savvy, observant or have studied it your work and your words will come up hollow. You can't write romance until you've experienced it. And seriously looking at you... you haven't experienced it.
I'm not going to listen to you. And as I said before, I do at least have my co-writer to assist me, and I know he has a girlfriend at least. And, honestly, if you are so certain I can't write any sort of romance story at all, then why are you insisting I've written anything remotely like a romance between the Frogman and Wogglebug? Especially when that was never my intention to begin with. I'll have you know I am certainly not homosexual myself. And to be perfectly honest I'm not really attracted to either gender.
 
I know what bisexual means. But I won't actually portray any such love triangle among those characters.
Just because you don't lay it out for the audience doesn't mean we can't put all the pieces together and get the hint ;)

Us true fans will know the true meaning behind their loving gay relationship, all without setting off the mean christian homophobic parent crowd. Very smart thinking from our LGBT queen 🙌
Can't wait to buy a woggie plush! I hope you ship to Mexico 🙏
 
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