Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

The guy on the Seizure Stream calling himself gay porn had a good point about the cargo cult Cobes has in regards to Ozzy and Dani Filth. Its almost like he things acting like him is going to make him famous, instead of being famous meaning you can do all the drugs and just get wasted all the time. So he forced himself to become an alcoholic and now hes just an alcoholic.
 
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StoicMoose said:
The guy on the Seizure Stream calling himself gay porn had a good point about the cargo cult Cobes has in regards to Ozzy and Dani Filth. Its almost like he things acting like him is going to make him famous, instead of being famous meaning you can do all the drugs and just get wasted all the time. So he forced himself to become an alcoholic and now hes just an alcoholic.
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Part of why I think Clint's a bad father is he allowed this to happen. I think, traditionally, a father would want their son to look up to and take after them.

Thank you @SeizureRobot5000 for being a great host as always. It's hard to really explain why Clint's a bad father over a short phone call (plus, who wants to hold the show up?).
If we consider the alternative where Clint's "progressive" parenting succeeded, Cobes would just be another normie npc male feminist with goofy ass tendencies like his father (photography, goofy graphic design, and wearing women's clothing) instead of the boglim we know today.
 
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Baby Cakes said:
Part of why I think Clint's a bad father is he allowed this to happen. I think, traditionally, a father would want their son to look up to and take after them.

Thank you @SeizureRobot5000 for being a great host as always. It's hard to really explain why Clint's a bad father over a short phone call (plus, who wants to hold the show up?).
If we consider the alternative where Clint's "progressive" parenting succeeded, Cobes would just be another normie npc male feminist with goofy ass tendencies like his father (photography, goofy graphic design, and wearing women's clothing) instead of the boglim we know today.
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I for one love cobies sad existence. He (and oftentimes the things he inspires people to create) are like the only thing that actively make me laugh. Sure I’ll watch a comedy movie or show and I might chuckle but nothing makes me laugh like cobras silly antics. I often times find myself howling with laughter, wiping tears out of my eyes, or doubled over gasping for breath in between laughs.

Cobra is (unintentionally) the funniest man on the planet. As flawed, disgusting, and infuriating as he sometimes behaves he is undeniably himself. His efforts to emulate his idols, things he’s seen on tv or things he thinks are cool or virtuous and failing miserably makes circles back around and makes him even more unique. He’s one of a kind. An exceptional specimen. An icon. An enigma. Look at how many come together to speculate and look into the mystery. Consider all the collective hours from hundreds of people talking, thinking, and creating all centered around this one strange man.

Yes he’s a piece of shit. Yes he’s an infuriating loser. Yes he’s a hypocrite. Yes he’s a total buffoon. But you have to take the good with the bad.

He’s KingCobraJFS and he brings me joy every day.

Why am I ranting all this nonsense? Because I think that Clint wasn’t a bad father. Clint did the best that he could (lol) and sometimes thats all you can ask for. Maybe cobra is the way he is not as a consequence of Clint’s bad parenting but because of his good parenting. Has anybody considered that Josh could have been much MUCH worse?

Regardless, whatever Clint did or didn’t do ended up creating KingCobraJFS and if you ask me? That’s most definitely what the fuck is up
 
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Baby Cakes said:
Part of why I think Clint's a bad father is he allowed this to happen. I think, traditionally, a father would want their son to look up to and take after them.
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Yeah that was another point agent porn brought up. I think a lot of the world right now has been super influenced by Gen X and Boomers not really having a heavy hand in raising their kids like prior generations did. Add in technology and just the uptick in kids being able to find weird shit to get into, playing it fast and loose with what you let your retard kid indulge in ends up in a freak satanist man child that cant function on his own.
 
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StoicMoose said:
Yeah that was another point agent porn brought up. I think a lot of the world right now has been super influenced by Gen X and Boomers not really having a heavy hand in raising their kids like prior generations did. Add in technology and just the uptick in kids being able to find weird shit to get into, playing it fast and loose with what you let your retard kid indulge in ends up in a freak satanist man child that cant function on his own.
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Very true. It's very easy nowadays to let technology substitute a parent's involvement in their child's life.
But I don't think technology was a big factor for Clint initially. The first thing (I recall) that blew Cobes' mind was that photoshoot his dad brought him to. It got out of hand afterwards because Clint wasn't monitoring Cobes' internet activity and explaining things to him (Cobes could have and probably did keep a lot of stuff to himself, though). Another caller mentioned Clint's "progressive" parenting and, how like you said, playing it fast and loose ended up not being good for Cobes. But I defer because if anything went differently, we wouldn't have Cobes.

The REAL MagnaRyuu said:
Regardless, whatever Clint did or didn’t do ended up creating KingCobraJFS and if you ask me? That’s most definitely what the fuck is up
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Yeaaaaaargh!
 
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Baby Cakes said:
Very true. It's very easy nowadays to let technology substitute a parent's involvement in their child's life.
But I don't think technology was a big factor for Clint initially. The first thing (I recall) that blew Cobes' mind was that photoshoot his dad brought him to. It got out of hand afterwards because Clint wasn't monitoring Cobes' internet activity and explaining things to him (Cobes could have and probably did keep a lot of stuff to himself, though). Another caller mentioned Clint's "progressive" parenting and, how like you said, playing it fast and loose ended up not being good for Cobes. But I defer because if anything went differently, we wouldn't have Cobes.
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If you know any millenial parents, there's a significant amount of them that are very aware of tech influence on their kids and trying to limit "screen time". Of course, not all of them do, it's just something that kinda shows that the kids who grew up a bit right before all the tech and internet stuff basically flooded the normies life are aware of the harm it can do. My example I'll use, Cobes.
 
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StoicMoose said:
The guy on the Seizure Stream calling himself gay porn had a good point about the cargo cult Cobes has in regards to Ozzy and Dani Filth. Its almost like he things acting like him is going to make him famous, instead of being famous meaning you can do all the drugs and just get wasted all the time. So he forced himself to become an alcoholic and now hes just an alcoholic.
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Yeah a lot of people have written about him putting on an act because he's such an autist that those singers he likes were either famous, or became talented through, drug abuse.
 
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Does anyone have a link to the fake Grindr profile of Cobes that trolls have setup? I'm curious if they've actually used his real appearance or if they're cat-fishing.
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I was going to check but apparently it's an app you have to download.

There are many things I will do for advancing our knowledge of the Gothic King but downloading Grindr is not one of them.
 
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Elbow Greased Strength said:
I was going to check but apparently it's an app you have to download.

There are many things I will do for advancing our knowledge of the Gothic King but downloading Grindr is not one of them.
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Also, Grindr makes you look at ppl around you rather than being able to search different zip codes. I've got Grindr but I'm not going to pay $10 to look at Casper's methiest.
 
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He didn’t upload it
never mind, he just did
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Man he almost had me. I was sitting there looking at the steak covered in butter thinking "Damn Josh, you actually made something look decent for once. Nice!" Then he poured beer on it, then the soy sauce, hot sauce, BBQ sauce, AND fucking garlic salt. Ruined. If he was grilling the beer and BBQ sauce would of been fine, but to bake the beer with all that? Nasty. Also all that sodium from the bacon alone, but having soy sauce AND garlic salt is like adding a mountain and a half of salt. His body would be crying out if it could. Then hot sauce, which doesn't mix with any of that. Would of been better to just mix some hot spices but the soy sauce/beer would of washed it off and probably deluded any left. Personally I would of just wrapped bacon around the steak, bbq sauce, and used garlic powder instead and called it good. I know his tastebuds are shot, but he always surprises me on how fucked up they are.

I hope he uploads more cooking videos.
 
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