Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[The Southwest Strangla]

Can’t even summon a rainstorm to save London. Smh

 

[Chandler Bing]

"Let it sit at room temperature until it was completely dethawed." as one typically does with raw meat.

Cobes already has CookingwithJack beat then

 

[Molester Stallone]

The only thing worse than watching Cobra cook is bearing witness to him consuming any of it. I've seen toddlers finish a meal with less disastrous results.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I just wanna see him use a spoon

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

I just wanna see him use a spoon

Spilling hot soup all over himself comin in nicely dood

 

[Q_Anon1001]

Josh is going to end up getting stabbed

 

[crayolasword]

Wonder if he’ll ever get drunk enough one night to invite a gentleman caller in?

 

[eaglesfan665]

Fiery fish pizza is his best work of art. periodt.

 

[Bogliacci]

"You only need 3 ingredients, well 4 if you count the microwave"

20 minutes to microwave cheese and chips, world record

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

20 minutes to microwave cheese and chips, world record

It is a considerable improvement from the previous dank nachos, these seem overall edible...sort of hard to botch melting cheese over chips in the microwave though. I will say I have had that Desert Pepper queso and it's pretty good.

Cobra should have used flaming hot Doritos IMO.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Josh asking the real question:

You know as a matter of fact I think it is.

 

[Rinsed Meat]

Josh is going to end up getting stabbed

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Redditors have gotten to the point where they're flirting with gay guys to troll Cobes. Eventually they're gonna start sucking cocks and getting fucked in the ass so they can send the selfies to Jorf and own him big time

 

[Chandler Bing]

Fiery fish pizza is his best work of art. periodt.

Watching now. Any others anyone recommends? I'm really bored.

 

[Bogliacci]

Josh asking the real question:

You know as a matter of fact I think it is.

The amount of minute harry potter shit he's whippin out about torturing his enemies has me impressed

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

Watching now. Any others anyone recommends? I'm really bored.

The surstromming video is another classic.

EDIT: The part where Cobes goes "I got it open but at what cost" is one of my favorite moments. Honestly funny in its delivery and how he handled it.

 

[Molester Stallone]

I just wanna see him use a spoon

If he ever tries that I hope his glasses are impact/safety rated. How he's survived this long without a helmet is beyond me.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

If he ever tries that I hope his glasses are impact/safety rated. How he's survived this long without a helmet is beyond me.

I’m just imagining him either craning his head to the spoon or ramming it straight through the carp lip tunnel. Either way, it would be comedy gold.

What's a decade in Boglim Years?

 

[Bogliacci]

I’m just imagining him either craning his head to the spoon or ramming it straight through the carp lip tunnel. Either way, it would be comedy gold.

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What's a decade in Boglim Years?

50 years

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

I’m just imagining him either craning his head to the spoon or ramming it straight through the carp lip tunnel. Either way, it would be comedy gold.

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What's a decade in Boglim Years?

This remake of The Karate Kid looks interesting.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Redditors have gotten to the point where they're flirting with gay guys to troll Cobes. Eventually they're gonna start sucking cocks and getting fucked in the ass so they can send the selfies to Jorf and own him big time

When they stormed the beaches of Normandy, alright, there were some casulaties.

All good things require time, effort and pain. I'll admit, I may draw the line at ass sex though.