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[Hrafn]

Kevin in Ireland
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Tá Kevin ramhar agus ní bheadh gnéas agam leis.

Spoiler: You know the drill on this site by now

TL: Kevin is fat and I would not have sex with him

Actually if he did show up over here and the 'ra did want to do something of note instead of being vaguely threatening and breaking any local troublemaker' s ribs, kevkev could be a potential recruit in the sense that the amhole could be used as a bioweapon.

As far as I know it's an all volunteer situation but I'm sure something could be worked out to convince him with payment involving transformers and plastic dinosaur toys or something equally as autistic.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

As far as I know it's an all volunteer situation but I'm sure something could be worked out to convince him with payment involving transformers and plastic dinosaur toys or something equally as autistic.

"You pay to fly over here and get a hotel room and I'll let you suck my dick."

 

[John Furrman]

Old Man Kevin said, “Give me that Candy.
“Otherwise, I’m gonna do something quite dandy:
“INFLATE! INFLATE!”
He became quite irate
Until the Taffy provided a Handy.

Beautiful limerick! I hope to see more Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe written art

 

[The Final Troondown]

Assuming Japan is ripping off “queer stuff” is like assuming Dracula and Lestat are copying goths.

The stupid thing is JoJo outside of a few 'lol gay' jokes isn't ripping off anything 'queer'

the character design and hammy lines are a pretty clear (loving) parody of early superhero comics, which is even more obvious when you see how it's drawn and animated almost as a comic book

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

That's every basic bitch white American who won't ever shut the fuck up about their 0.3% Irish ancestry and has a Celtic (pronounced with a soft 'c') hanging on their wall. Also it's Kevin. Of course he doesn't know shit about Ireland. If you asked him about the Troubles he'd just look at you blankly.

Just like when he went to London for a week, walked around a bit & ate mostly at fast food restaurants, and claimed he felt so at home there. Within 24 hours he was tweeting about America saying “back in the States”....with no hint of embarrassment at his own cringe.

 

[The Final Troondown]

I dunno, he complained that his former fiance wasn't kinky enough for him. I'm sure he's been a degenerate coomer long before he first touched another human being.

I have a feeling Kindness was probably just nice to him, maybe flirty because she's that fucking gross, and the validation made his rot pocket ooze sweat. For all the nasty shit he is interested in, nothing gets him higher than attention.

Complaining his old fiance wasn't kinky enough sounds like a sour grapes 'no actually I'm glad you're gone because you're FRIGID ANYWAY' cope to me
even today kev has less sexual experience than your average 18 year old, to suggest he was anything other than 'happy to just be involved' seems like a massive reach to me

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

The stupid thing is JoJo outside of a few 'lol gay' jokes isn't ripping off anything 'queer'

the character design and hammy lines are a pretty clear (loving) parody of early superhero comics, which is even more obvious when you see how it's drawn and animated almost as a comic book

It’s almost as though gay—wait, sorry, queer—culture adopts bits of pieces of culture that may also influence other groups. But as we all know, trans people invented over the top aesthetics and storytelling.

 

[MissAnthropist]

One of them did vanish from the tranch while mid meltdown about someone violating their space / trust or whatever. But I guess if it was Kevin he’d have been boasting about it on Twitter.

No I thought it was the black fieldtroon with the Neptune-something username. Always spazzing on their tumblr about nonsense

Ok but is Neptune Vulva or whatever her name was the one who is now dating Wedge, or at least like moved in with him? Remember just a few pages back, Kevvy was whining about how someone from the Tranch who didn't like him was spreading rumors and "manipulating" his ex into letting her move in? I thought consensus was that was Neptune. Or whatever the black FtM's stupid name was.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Ok but is Neptune Vulva or whatever her name was the one who is now dating Wedge, or at least like moved in with him? Remember just a few pages back, Kevvy was whining about how someone from the Tranch who didn't like him was spreading rumors and "manipulating" his ex into letting her move in? I thought consensus was that was Neptune. Or whatever the black FtM's stupid name was.

IIRC the consensus is those were Neck and The Divot Formerly Known As Wedge. IIRC Neptune disappeared in a puff of BPDposting and suicide threats and the fat black FtM just fucked off quietly.

 

[MissAnthropist]

IIRC the consensus is those were Neck and The Divot Formerly Known As Wedge. IIRC Neptune disappeared in a puff of BPDposting and suicide threats and the fat black FtM just fucked off quietly.

Wedge and Neck are involved, but this is about an FtM troon ("he") dating one of em.

ETA: Christ, I said "few pages back" try more than 20. This thread is nuts.

 

[scallion]

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Wedge and Neck are involved, but this is about an FtM troon ("he") dating one of em.

ETA: Christ, I said "few pages back" try more than 20. This thread is nuts.

All of Kevins suffering is caused by the bioholes fucking his friends and not him

 

[PaladinBoo]

A photo hasn’t been posted yet in this thread so here’s a pic of Jen’s banned account.
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https://twitter.com/norintha

I’d imagine he’s pretty fucking mad about this.

I thought Kev would have said something about it by now but no. So here’s an islamic picture he retweeted for your trouble. (Fucking TF into a taffy puller? Really?)
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I used to love salt water taffy. Every time I go to the beach I would get myself a large bag of salt water taffy to enjoy. Now thanks to Kevin I can never look at taffy the same way again! How the hell do you fetishize fucking taffy? Kevin and his coomer brain will never cease to amaze.

 

[AlApone]

All of Kevins suffering is caused by the bioholes fucking his friends and not him

The life of an incel should always be short, brutish and nasty.

 

[MissAnthropist]

I used to love salt water taffy. Every time I go to the beach I would get myself a large bag of salt water taffy to enjoy. Now thanks to Kevin I can never look at taffy the same way again! How the hell do you fetishize fucking taffy? Kevin and his coomer brain will never cease to amaze.

You're giving too much credit to Kevvy. This was someone else's creepy fetish art that Kevvy just retweeted. It's the whole toaster fucker thing that's been posted here a bunch of times. Kevvy and all the coomers if the world have united to celebrate and create material for their creepy-ass erotic target location error issues. Kinda makes sense that so many of these deeply bizarre fetishists are AGP since that itself is an erotic target location error.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I think this is it. This is the least sexual topic Kevin has sexualized.

It proves he's an oldfag /d/eviant. Taffy pull fetishism used to have a solid presence on that particular 4chan board.

 

[Super Shiro]

It proves he's an oldfag /d/eviant. Taffy pull fetishism used to have a solid presence on that particular 4chan board.

It's just an offshoot of the "cartoon flattening" fetish, where people get off to characters being flattened and spread out like a giant human-shaped pancake. I've never understood the appeal or how people develop a fetish like THAT, but I guess it's a case where it would take one to know the one. That being said, Kevin's into inflation and such, it's not too surprising he's also into flattening (or taffy-pulling/stretching in this case). Internet kinks, especially weird cartoony ones, are just rabbit holes of getting into more and more freaky shit.

You're giving too much credit to Kevvy. This was someone else's creepy fetish art that Kevvy just retweeted. It's the whole toaster fucker thing that's been posted here a bunch of times. Kevvy and all the coomers if the world have united to celebrate and create material for their creepy-ass erotic target location error issues. Kinda makes sense that so many of these deeply bizarre fetishists are AGP since that itself is an erotic target location error.

It's great to see more people spreading that greentext around. It can be used to explain so many things over the internet. Kevin is just peak toaster fucker, and I wouldn't be surprised to see Kevin retweet or fantasize about being turned into a living toaster or some shit.

 

[AssignedEva]

They changed it to DID from MPD because the disassociation is the important (and harmful) part, all these LARPers want the old MPD back so they can play characters in their personal fiction. I feel pretty confident in saying that 100% of these people online, especially any who promote it as central to their persona like making videos or listing alters, never include the disassociation part.

The funniest part is that The Three Faces of Eve film is arguably more accurate to DID than these online LARPers because Eve is unaware of her other personality until the climax. Having a Twitter/diary where the "alters" all share everything would have adverted the entire plot and all the drama of Eve's life collapsing from it.

Even the entertaining trash "Scream Queens" got it right, with a girl being told that she had an evil alter ego "Dirty Helen" who ran a biker gang and freaking out that she'd be unable to know if she had being committing murders.

It's just an offshoot of the "cartoon flattening" fetish, where people get off to characters being flattened and spread out like a giant human-shaped pancake. I've never understood the appeal or how people develop a fetish like THAT, but I guess it's a case where it would take one to know the one. That being said, Kevin's into inflation and such, it's not too surprising he's also into flattening (or taffy-pulling/stretching in this case). Internet kinks, especially weird cartoony ones, are just rabbit holes of getting into more and more freaky shit.


It's great to see more people spreading that greentext around. It can be used to explain so many things over the internet. Kevin is just peak toaster fucker, and I wouldn't be surprised to see Kevin retweet or fantasize about being turned into a living toaster or some shit.

Spoiler: Armchair philosophy sperging

Most of these fetishes usually revolve around the subject being permanently modified into a loss of identity and existing purely as a tool for pleasure. Sissification, bimboficaion, that "null buldge" stuff, the weird furry cult with "hypno visors" Kevin posts about, goo transformation, inflation, pool toy transformation...

The end result of all of these things is the (frequently unwilling) participant ends up in a form that means they can no longer go back to being a normal person and is unable to think about things other than sex and either exists in a constant brainless state of sexual bliss or is unable to experience sexual pleasure but only has the drive of providing sexual pleasure to others. On the tamer end of the spectrum you have extreme ahaego porn where the person is forced to submit sexually until their brain is broken and they become a mindless slut. The more off the wall stuff is like the taffy machine - the presumption is the goo was a person who got turned into a gooey form and then climbed into a taffy puller to become an unrecognisable shapeless lump of quivering sexual pleasure who can no longer think or communicate or do anything other than be stimulated with further manipulation

Some of this stuff revolves around death, like vore where one of the characters gets swallowed whole and then experiences sexual pleasure as they're digested or incorporated into the other character's genitals. Mostly though it's about permanent modification and an idea the character has been ruined but is reduced to a state where they're OK with it. You even see that with that disturbing doll post Kevin retweeted the other day - the last vestiges of the person's humanity were horrified at having their limbs removed but soon they would become a mere plaything who couldn't conceptualise of themselves as a person.

It definitely contributes to Kevin's transition - he often talks about being a brainless bimbo who needs to be bred (as previously mentioned the pregnancy fetishism is not about having a baby but about having his body "marked" by his dom and changing to exist as a breeding vessel for his dom and not as an individual). As this is real life and not a weird porn drawing, Kevin effectively never has anything close to resembling sex and would not actually enjoy being tied up as a "free use" sub. He did get the permanently ruining your body part down pat though.

It seems to be rooted in some form of intensely nihilistic urge to self destruct mixed with terminal coom brain. There's probably an interesting research project proposal in there somewhere.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

There's probably an interesting research project proposal in there somewhere.

I'm only a curious layman, but I'd like to read that paper if it ever happens.

Spoiler: Fetish Sperging

Consider contrasting with the robot guro/mechabare fetishists where the appeal is that a non-human entity seeks to become human, Pinocchio-like, and is frustrated even to the point of self-harm by their inability to achieve humanity. I wonder if these two fetish groups don't represent the two sides of the troon coin.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I enjoy your theories, but I think some are genuine errors on the brain's part, followed by people with strange taste in tactile sensations. A lot of fetishist tend to have a "reset" button, so they can have a character do it again and again on whatever fetish. The taffy pull character is a character made of goo, so presumably he'll reshape and go into a different fetish niche later.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

It definitely contributes to Kevin's transition - he often talks about being a brainless bimbo who needs to be bred (as previously mentioned the pregnancy fetishism is not about having a baby but about having his body "marked" by his dom and changing to exist as a breeding vessel for his dom and not as an individual).

Pregnancy fetishes among people without a lick of parental instincts are weird, but perhaps unsurprising.