Careercow Nathen Mazri / Ayman El-Masri / Garfield Eats Guy / Nathfield - “Entergaging” 29 year old Schizophrenic Arab using daddy's money to buy fame. Recently created his own Garfield version of Sonichu

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The Loudest Podcast has more Nathen content to listen to...
And this thumbnail is glorious:
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My favorite part, and I have to assume that this was ok'd by Nathan, is the A for Attack Viacom HQ.

 

[Tinten]

This Bipolar Arab is one of my favorite cows of all time. He is so unique, unpredictable and simply an absolute joy to watch. Incredible find, OP! you've given me countless laughs today.

 

[LiquidKid]

Nathen’s back!

Well, sort of

 

[RembrandtCourage]

That hair looks awful. He would look alot better if he embraced his baldness instead of limping on with whatever it is he's trying to pull off.

 

[Retarded INTP]

I feel like that other guy on the pic was just a random customer in a random store and he was too scared and/or too polite to ask what the fuck is going on.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Nathen has convinced me that this site needs a 'Baffling' reaction.

 

[LiquidKid]

Nathen getting “Garfield orange” skin tone makeup from a literal drag queen

 

[888Flux]

Nathen getting “Garfield orange” skin tone makeup from a literal drag queen

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By Allah........

 

[Harambe]

It looks like he's getting lip filler injections? I'm strapping in for the bogpill arc. Aging is hard on us all and gay men hit the wall as hard as women. Bet he'll go for fucking orange hair plugs as he accelerates his transition.

Also, is he claiming to be celibate with that Canadian military thing? Is his plan for dealing with being a massive faggot to just be celibate and fixate on a single children's cartoon? It's not even being a volcel it's being a volChrischan.

Anyway milk is small and infrequent but oh so delicious. Let us pray to Allah he finds his groove

 

[LiquidKid]

It looks like he's getting lip filler injections? I'm strapping in for the bogpill arc. Aging is hard on us all and gay men hit the wall as hard as women. Bet he'll go for fucking orange hair plugs as he accelerates his transition.

Also, is he claiming to be celibate with that Canadian military thing? Is his plan for dealing with being a massive faggot to just be celibate and fixate on a single children's cartoon? It's not even being a volcel it's being a volChrischan.

Anyway milk is small and infrequent but oh so delicious. Let us pray to Allah he finds his groove

Nathen has been about “celibate pride” for a few months now. He even claimed it deserved to be part of the LGBT alphabet thing

 

[LiquidKid]

I am so baffled by this that I have to post today’s Instagram story unedited

I feel like that other guy on the pic was just a random customer in a random store and he was too scared and/or too polite to ask what the fuck is going on.

I checked his discord



Other stuff for his new skincare scam

 

[Retarded INTP]

Can it double as a sensual lubricant ????

The guy doesn't have a single genuine fan and has absolutely 0 awareness of it. I'm baffled.

 

[LiquidKid]

The guy doesn't have a single genuine fan and has absolutely 0 awareness of it. I'm baffled.

The allegory of him being the rich Arab version of CWC always continues to thicken

 

[Teknorat]

I’m not saying Nathen should be thrown off the roof of a building in the Middle East but Jesus Christ his fucken lips man, what an unrelenting faggot.

 

[Surfin Terf]

I checked his discord

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Other stuff for his new skincare scam
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So, is "deolotion" supposed to be a portmanteau of "deodorant" and "lotion"? I'm going to assume that it's a deodorant that works as a lotion and not vis versa. Either way, that's a really shitty name since it looks way too much like "demolition", but also it seems like the name was already taken by a german horse deodorizer/insect repellant

 

[Aunt Carol]

So, is "deolotion" supposed to be a portmanteau of "deodorant" and "lotion"? I'm going to assume that it's a deodorant that works as a lotion and not vis versa. Either way, that's a really shitty name since it looks way too much like "demolition", but also it seems like the name was already taken by a german horse deodorizer/insect repellant
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I mean, it's the right color for Nathen's branding.

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

I actually wish him well. Selling some lotion has a lot more chance to work than another Garfield themed product. He's amusing to watch but I think completely harmless.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

I wonder if Nathan will start selling his hole ointment as part of this product line?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Holy fuck I can't believe I completely forgot about this thread.

I missed Nathen

>Lose his license
>Leave the internet temporarily
>Become a discord tranny janny
>Make a Garfieldchu persona
>And fucking add DSP as one of the main characters in the Garfieldchu cinematic universe

 

[Bolton Council]

So, is "deolotion" supposed to be a portmanteau of "deodorant" and "lotion"? I'm going to assume that it's a deodorant that works as a lotion and not vis versa. Either way, that's a really shitty name since it looks way too much like "demolition", but also it seems like the name was already taken by a german horse deodorizer/insect repellant
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Top clac. It's even garNathfield orange.