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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?


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Just because you don't lay it out for the audience doesn't mean we can't put all the pieces together and get the hint ;)

Us true fans will know the true meaning behind their loving gay relationship, all without setting off the mean christian homophobic parent crowd. Very smart thinking from our LGBT queen 🙌
Can't wait to buy a woggie plush! I hope you ship to Mexico 🙏
You are not my true fans. My true fans accept them as not gay because I say so. And no, I don't ship to Mexico.
 
And no, I don't ship to Mexico.
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you're missing out on a market that respects weird bug things and other monstrosities
 
No, that wasn't what I had meant, either. There is NO love triangle among those three characters at all. The Wogglebug and the Frogman are totally straight characters. And you don't have to take my own word for it, either.

Here is an actual page from the first book in the Oz - Wonderland Chronicles:

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I'm pretty sure you misunderstood the point of these panels, Cynthia.

Frogman is asking the other frog man if he has any women in his life because he's trying to figure out whether he's interested in other men.
When a frog man is in a position as lofty as that of a judge (I'm assuming based upon his outfit), obviously Frogman couldn't just come out and say "Hey would you like to be intimate with me", so he has to approach the topic delicately.

That lass there is probably Dorothy, who in this story is college roommates with Alice from Alice In Wonderland, Frogman is not involved with her or any other lady frogs for that matter.

I do not know why you would share a panel of Frogman trying to flirt with another male frog who he has his arm around and claim it is evidence he is not gay.
 
You are not my true fans.
HARD disagree. We’ve done much more for you than those “true fans”.
You’ve received countless pieces of advice from all of us, ranging from warning you of obvious scams (Simeon, Al Whiting), important fixes that needed to be made to your movies (remember the uncovered mermaid tits?), or just general technical advice for animation or sound mixing.
What have your so-called “true fans” done? Some fanfiction, I guess.
 
I'm sure you are just joking. But I'm still going to repeat myself that the Wogglebug and Frogman are NOT gay at all. They are just friends. And the Wogglebug will be marrying the Beetle Princess and that will be the actual real romance story of my series. And as for Frogman plushies, I at least will put plushies out of the Beetle Princess first before him. Or maybe I just won't put plushies out of him at all. How does that sound?
How are the audience expected to know if you don't flat out tell them smart guy?!
Especially if it's aimed at children!
YOU ARE THE WRITER SO WRITE!!!
Unless Wogman blatantly states that he is not a homosexual gentlebug in a homosexual relationship in one of your main line Wogfrog movies
(not a podcast or whatever but a proper Frogwog adventure) people will justifiably continue to assume his sexuality, and rightfully so being that they behave so undeniably camp and unmistakably into each other respectively.
Have him/them stare into the camera and denounce any notion of being gay using the word or words gay, homosexual or LGBTQ.
Otherwise it's on you if people continually "mistake" them for being a loving consensual adult gay couple, which they currently most certainly are, going by what you have presented them as.
We keep telling you you wrote and shot an LGBT positive kids movie (which you have), saying that you didn't intend it to be doesn't matter whatsoever.
The fact is it is what it is so you can either embrace it (the intelligent thing to do) or hack it to pieces desperately trying to pin point innumerable things that you yourself don't even really understand, ultimately ruining the only positive thing in the whole darn franchise
(the Cherie Anne Hapney thing to do)...
 
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I'm pretty sure you misunderstood the point of these panels, Cynthia.

Frogman is asking the other frog man if he has any women in his life because he's trying to figure out whether he's interested in other men.
When a frog man is in a position as lofty as that of a judge (I'm assuming based upon his outfit), obviously Frogman couldn't just come out and say "Hey would you like to be intimate with me", so he has to approach the topic delicately.

That lass there is probably Dorothy, who in this story is college roommates with Alice from Alice In Wonderland, Frogman is not involved with her or any other lady frogs for that matter.

I do not know why you would share a panel of Frogman trying to flirt with another male frog who he has his arm around and claim it is evidence he is not gay.
I did NOT misunderstand the point of those panels at all. Because I have in fact actually read the graphic novel that those panels are in. And first of all, the other frog man is a frog footman for the duchess. And second of all, the story continues with the Frog Footman showing the Frogman the whole community of frog people in Wonderland and he gets involved with a lady frog. So there.
You moron, we're the only fans you have, other than a dozen people who might be more retarded than you are.

Also does your disinterest in relationships/attraction/sex have to do with the fact that your creepy elderly father molested you?
Don't you dare insult me and my true fans, which I do have that are NOT at all like any of you. They are very good and intelligent people who had the right heart and mind to see my movies for what they really are even before I improved the animation of them. Which is exactly why I feel rather obligated to send them free copies of the improved versions unless they insist on paying.
HARD disagree. We’ve done much more for you than those “true fans”.
You’ve received countless pieces of advice from all of us, ranging from warning you of obvious scams (Simeon, Al Whiting), important fixes that needed to be made to your movies (remember the uncovered mermaid tits?), or just general technical advice for animation or sound mixing.
What have your so-called “true fans” done? Some fanfiction, I guess.
I STRONGLY disagree with you. My true fans make me feel the way I always wanted to feel, and you try to do just the opposite. And I told you before, it was a friend and fan I've had since 2006 who pointed out that most of the errors in animation for me in my three movies. And I've had a couple offers from other fans of the movies to help me with sound mixing. And while a handful of my fans so far have written fanfiction that I enjoy because it is the proper kind that goes by rules, that is not all they need to do to prove to me they are my fans. And also, you have never been correct in your assumptions about thinking I was ever being scammed by anyone.

How are the audience expected to know if you don't flat out tell them smart guy?!
Especially if it's aimed at children!
YOU ARE THE WRITER SO WRITE!!!
Unless Wogman blatantly states that he is not a homosexual gentlebug in a homosexual relationship in one of your main line Wogfrog movies
(not a podcast or whatever but a proper Frogwog adventure) people will justifiably continue to assume his sexuality, and rightfully so being that they behave so undeniably camp and unmistakably into each other respectively.
Have him/them stare into the camera and denounce any notion of being gay using the word or words gay, homosexual or LGBTQ.
Otherwise it's on you if people continually "mistake" them for being a loving consensual adult gay couple, which they currently most certainly are, going by what you have presented them as.
We keep telling you you wrote and shot an LGBT positive kids movie (which you have), saying that you didn't intend it to be doesn't matter whatsoever.
The fact is it is what it is so you can either embrace it (the intelligent thing to do) or hack it to pieces desperately trying to pin point innumerable things that you yourself don't even really understand, ultimately ruining the only positive thing in the whole darn franchise
(the Cherie Anne Hapney thing to do)...
I will at least try to think of some way to include the Wogglebug mentioning that he and the Frogman are NOT in love with each other in one of my upcoming movies, in addition to the upcoming Visual Podcast episode.

Here is a secret for you, I couldn't possibly care less how much you or anyone else will hate me for not making the Wogglebug and Frogman gay. I firmly believe I AM an excellent person just as I am, and that my franchise is perfectly excellent the way it is WITHOUT those two main characters being gay. And another secret for you all, I wouldn't even make those characters gay if you were right in those words of yours, which you are certainly not. And not even if any of my real fans wanted them gay, either. And fortunately my real fans accept what I do as what is.
 
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Don't you dare insult me and my true fans, which I do have that are NOT at all like any of you. They are very good and intelligent people who had the right heart and mind to see my movies for what they really are even before I improved the animation of them. Which is exactly why I feel rather obligated to send them free copies of the improved versions unless they insist on paying.
So I'll assume that means yes, your elderly father molested you and that's why you're asexual.
 
No, that wasn't what I had meant, either. There is NO love triangle among those three characters at all. The Wogglebug and the Frogman are totally straight characters. And you don't have to take my own word for it, either.

Here is an actual page from the first book in the Oz - Wonderland Chronicles:

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Hold the fucking phone!
So Oz is now canon again in your totally original land of Genoma?
As usual you're just shifting the goal posts to fit your baseless argument.
Sad.

Why the hell are you so petrified that people perceive Froggle as gay?
What difference does it ultimately make that they think that?
Which they most certainly do.

HA!
If you weren't scammed at least 2 times then you're not a spiteful shut in with a borderline personality disorder and an ego to rival Kim Jong-un!
 
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Why the hell are you so petrified that people perceive Froggle as gay?
What difference does it ultimately make that they think that?
Which they most certainly do.
It's just that I've got my heart set on making the Wogglebug and Beetle Princess love story movie and I want that made loud and clear. And also, that I wouldn't make such a movie if the Wogglebug and Frogman were gay. If they were I would have them get married instead. But that's not the case.
 
It's just that I've got my heart set on making the Wogglebug and Beetle Princess love story movie and I want that made loud and clear.
So what?
Didn't you pluck a preexisting character with a preexisting character from a preexisting property, retooled everything about him including but not limited to his entire demeanor and motivation as a pre established character in his preexisting world?

What makes that totally hunky-dory for you to do yet other people's valid interpretations of your interpretation of the same public domain character be such an atrocity in your mind and a crime against humanity?
Because you don't like it?
Fuck right off Cherie!

Doesn't help that you wrote WF as gay and your audience are just interpreting it for what it is and what WF obviously are as you wrote them...
Grow up already!
 
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What makes that totally hunky-dory for you to do yet other people's valid interpretations of your interpretation of the same public domain character be such an atrocity in your mind and a crime against humanity?
Because you don't like it?
Fuck right off Cherie!

Sadly my partner and I had to tell our child that Frogman and Woggle cannot engage in buggery when we get him their respective plushies. He’s disappointed that the creator of his favorite movies thinks that Frogman and Woggle (as well as his fathers!) are going to burn in hell for being faggots.

Sad day in our household. 😢
 
I will at least try to think of some way to include the Wogglebug mentioning that he and the Frogman are NOT in love with each other in one of my upcoming movies
I think the best way to do this would be to start the movie with Wogglebug and Frogman staring straight into the camera and saying in unison: "WE ARE NOT IN LOVE. HOMOSEXUALITY IS UNNATURAL. WE ARE NOT IN LOVE. HOMOSEXUALITY IS UNNATURAL." That way no one would misunderstand. It's important to put it right at the beginning of the movie so that even someone who doesn't watch the entire movie will learn the truth about Wogglebug's sexual orientation.
 
LOL! You can't write for shit so how are you going to write a romance? There's this... thing when it comes to writing which is "write what you know". In other words don't try to fake it because it becomes obvious very quickly that you haven't actually experienced it.
I can already tell you how it'll go: Woggy arrives to the princess' castle, he's being his usual pompous asshole cracking unfunny jokes and she falls for him the moment she sees him. Their relationship is never tested, never develops in any significant way and they never face any real hardships but the characters tell the audience how great it is.
 
I'm not going to listen to you. And as I said before, I do at least have my co-writer to assist me, and I know he has a girlfriend at least. And, honestly, if you are so certain I can't write any sort of romance story at all, then why are you insisting I've written anything remotely like a romance between the Frogman and Wogglebug? Especially when that was never my intention to begin with. I'll have you know I am certainly not homosexual myself. And to be perfectly honest I'm not really attracted to either gender.
Cynth…they come across that way because of the fact that you know nothing about how normal humans interact. A grown ass man who’s lived his life in the western world (Oz is English in manner) doesn’t hold hands with another man unless he’s a fairy, and he sure as hell doesn’t make it known that he loves particular little girls more than himself unless he’s their biological father. Your inability to write characters without them coming up with unfortunate implications, would indeed suggest that your attempt at writing romance would be similarly lulzy.

Your asexuality is not surprising, I’m sure your sexual preferences manifest in other ways perhaps even you are unaware of. Or perhaps not? Many people who are overweight and have similar psychological issues have screwed up hormones.
 
And also, you have never been correct in your assumptions about thinking I was ever being scammed by anyone.
This is the single most deluded and demonstrably false thing you have said on this thread in its 8 years of existence. There are multiple entire sagas, documented here, of you being scammed, the users here warning you about it, you ignoring their advice, only to later say you have cut contact with the scammer entirely.

It is one of the reasons why no one can truly appreciate this thread unless they read it all from the start through the present...this reoccurrence of gullibility and the failure to ever admit it when it reoccurs.
 
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