Thomas Jeffrey "Jordan Gwendolyn" Davis - Jordman, Tard Raging Italian Male

[MMX]

Whoa, that is pretty scary. When did this happen? I think I've seen it mentioned before but I never saw the original post. Tried searching the archive for "Rika" and "Jordan" but I can't find a post talking about their nudie party.

The same party that tweaker took the return to glory hole picture.

 

[Trombonista]

For a supposed trans woman, Jordan seems to relish finding opportunities to show off his wang.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

 

[Psycho]

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That's only true if you get a useless degree like gender studies. If you get something in the STEM field or nursing, you will never be unable to find work.

 

[Dentontx]

If you get something in the STEM field or nursing, you will never be unable to find work.

Hang on a second there, remember who we're talking about.

 

[FatNero]

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"College doesn't mean you can hold a job." Yeah ok I can agree with that.

"I can't go to college cause they want a birth certificate." Alright, not always true, most community colleges just need ID, maybe for financial aid but that's not the college and who gives a shit, they're the most by the book scared of getting sued by someone exactly like you institutions on the planet.

"And anyway I can't pass classes cause it's too hard." Wait, the fuck-- motherfucker how are you going to hold a job?! They're harder to do than classes where you can sometimes just not show up an no one fucking cares.

Jesus.

 

[XH 502]

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Jordman's entire life revolves around finding excuses for being a lazy fuck.

You ripped up your birth certificate, ergo your lack of one is your own damn fault. If you really wanted to go back to school you could explain your "trans status" to someone in administration and - considering it's the West coast - they'd no doubt accommodate you. Also, if you "don't have the fucking spoon to pass a class" then you should, I dunno, be in therapy/on medication to help you deal with that problem, but we all know you have no intention of bettering yourself.

"And anyway I can't pass classes cause it's too hard." Wait, the fuck-- motherfucker how are you going to hold a job?! They're harder to do than classes where you can sometimes just not show up an no one fucking cares.

Jesus.

This. Jordman would be horrible to deal with in a work environment. HR would be deluged with reports of harassment from both him and his co-workers. Not to mention he'd throw a fit whenever something was asked of him. No employer would suffer Jordan's presence for more than a week before firing him.

 

[Smutley]

Jordman's entire life revolves around finding excuses for being a lazy fuck.

You ripped up your birth certificate, ergo your lack of one is your own damn fault.

The laziest part of this is he COULD get a new birth certificate. He doesn't even have to go in or jump through hoops, he could go on to their website and digitally order one for $25.

He simply doesn't want to because he can't get them to change the birth gender to female.

Never mind he doesn't need a birth certificate for... just about anything since most schools and most jobs simply require state issued IDs or, at most, social security cards not BC's.

Jordan is so lazy he hasn't even looked into what it is he needs to destroy to not better himself.

 

[AnOminous]

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He doesn't have the spoons to pass a class but he has the spoons to shovel lard down his throat all day, the fat fuck.

 

[Asandy31]

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Yes, that's true, but it is an indicator of whether or not you can function in a social environment and not have people disgusted by your presence!..which is what most jobs have as their first prerequisite

 

[Poor Choices]

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Yeah bruh if you don't have the spoons to pass a college class these days, you don't have the spoons to do any job you'd get paid consistently for anyway. He could have turned this into an argument in favor of trade school or just genuine unskilled labor but he powerlevelled by revealing he wasn't interested in putting effort into either physical or intellectual work.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

There are seriously not enough alternate universes inhabited by Tommy Wiseau for this post.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Where is Jessica?! I miss all the "That's ok if you don't have the spoons honeybear. I'll feed you with my big lovespoon." replies.

Plus was really hoping to see her comment on the nudist post since it's still in question if our two lovely lady lesianbears ever bumped uglies or not.

 

[ln18]

Translated Jordman:

It's easier to sloth around on the dole rather than support myself.

 

[Coldgrip]

Where is Jessica?! I miss all the "That's ok if you don't have the spoons honeybear. I'll feed you with my big lovespoon." replies.

I think we all know that Thomas is going to try as subtly as he can to stop responding to Jessica. It was obvious to everyone that Thomas was uncomfortable being around his lesbianbear-friend and coupled with the fact that he (Jessica) is also living on a rather meager amount of money means Tommy wasn't going to be able to scam as much cash as he wanted to out of his injun bear princess.

 

[Asandy31]

There are seriously not enough alternate universes inhabited by Tommy Wiseau for this post.

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Yeah, my first conscious thought was more like, hey what's that shiny thing, not, I'm a woman, so I should act like an odd unattractive male who pisses and shits on things for attention. If the normal mind can't yet grasp such BS, what makes Thomas believe his badly wired and structured mind is capable of such deep and probing insight... Sorry Jordman, but you're just antiestablishment because its not too inclusive to homosexual, unattractive autists with mental diseases who had fairy tales written about them....shocker...yourself, Labelled, and Jessica were never the princess, queen, or anything human....Ogre Alert

 

[kookerpie]

For a supposed trans woman, Jordan seems to relish finding opportunities to show off his wang.

You should check out r/transgonewild

 

[Asandy31]

You should check out r/transgonewild

Spoiler Alert, they're not knitting quilts, unless you count knitting as showing off pubic hair
Obama encouraged this crap when giving approval to fetishist Bruce Jenner

 

[Kilted Gentleman]

I don't have the fucking spoons to pass a class anymore.

He's missing out, the University of California system has gender-neutral bathrooms

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Seriously what the fuck. The majority of sex work is poor men exploiting poor women you fucking spastics.