Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I can't wait to read Russhole's opinions about Genesis.

I want the neverending quest to get a reservation at Olive Garden.

 

[DrJonesHat]

because he can’t, he knows this. and it’s not for a startup. though he deleted his Hyundai post, if you are legit blowing money renting a car for a week, THAT’S what your payday loan is covering. he’s hookers galore in vegas and can’t pay his bills.

edit: i think he only continues to visit brothels to get the “girlfriend” experience, as he has repeatedly since moving to vegas talked about “dates” swindling him when he takes them to restaurants. i think he truly believed vegas street whores would do the girlfriend thing, but when they realize he’s taking them out to dinner bail soon after.

He complained about "gold diggers" going on dates with him and then asking for money. I believe what was happening is he was going to casinos, and hookers that lurk in casinos were approaching him for "dates." Since Russ is both very literal minded and stupid, he thought they were real dates and got pissed when the hooker wanted money for her time.

I want the neverending quest to get a reservation at Olive Garden.

Does Olive Garden even take reservations?

 

[Pee Cola]

Does Olive Garden even take reservations?

If I were a woman, I'd have reservations about any dude that wanted to go on a date to Olive Garden.

 

[DrJonesHat]

If I were a woman, I'd have reservations about any dude that wanted to go on a date to Olive Garden.

It's fine when you're in high school and it's your first girlfriend and that's all you can afford on your part-time job's pay, but not for freaking adults!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It's fine when you're in high school and it's your first girlfriend and that's all you can afford on your part-time job's pay, but not for freaking adults!

But that is all Russ can afford on his part-time job's pay.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Whoever this is didn't give a very good explanation as to who he was referring to. Why does he just expect her to immediately know who "Greer" is?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_knowledge

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Um… they’re okay.

“Troubling and Invasive: The story of Russell Godfrey Greer”

@DrJonesHat beat you to the punch back in 2020.

 

[DrJonesHat]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_knowledge


Um… they’re okay.


@DrJonesHat beat you to the punch back in 2020.

"Invasive and Troubling" rolls of the tongue better in my opinion. But look for "God's Favorite Idiot: The Russell Greer Saga" on Netflix soon, co-directed by @Sir Dank-a-Lot and myself.

Erika actually tried inviting him to dinner, but he got all upset and refused because she wanted a nice meal as friends, and was going to bring a friend of hers along.

Russ of course was basically demanding it be a real romantic date, no doubt with sex after.

He thought he was being sneaky, but he was really pissed when she said she was bringing a friend along and tried to badger her into coming alone. Anyone with an IQ above that of the bacteria that occasionally takes up residence in my lungs could see his angle, and dinner never happened. Did they ever actually meet in real life? I was under the impression he showed her what he was fast enough they never met up and the only time he really saw her was when she was testifying at his hearing to have mandated treated added to his probation conditions.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Did they ever actually meet in real life? I was under the impression he showed her what he was fast enough they never met up and the only time he really saw her was when she was testifying at his hearing to have mandated treated added to his probation conditions.

My recollection is that they never met. Erika attempted to arrange a meeting as friends, then withdrew that offer after Russell made it abundantly clear that he was a deranged creepazoid. According to some of the statements made in court, Russell later tried to compel her to meet with him and a mediator to "work out their friendship."

 

[DrJonesHat]

My recollection is that they never met. Erika attempted to arrange a meeting as friends, then withdrew that offer after Russell made it abundantly clear that he was a deranged creepazoid. According to some of the statements made in court, Russell later tried to compel her to meet with him and a mediator to "work out their friendship."

She was very clear that if they did meet, it would be as friends, and Russ, as always, flew past that boundary like a hypersonic interceptor, and kept pushing for a date. Hell, after he met her, and she was clear they would be just friends, he posted on Facebook he was in a relationship with a model. Pretty sure he meant Erika, but she wasn't a model. Russ thinks any attractive woman who posts pictures of herself on Instagram is a model. But anyway, yeah, when she cut contact, he first demanded they meet with a mediator, and then he threatened to sue (for hurting his feelings probably).

 

[Miss Misery]

Does Olive Garden even take reservations?

Paging @Dorsia.Reservation to explain the reference.

 

[AnOminous]

Does Olive Garden even take reservations?

No, they have a waitlist thing where you can basically get in line before you show up. But no reservations. It's just not the kind of place where people would feel any problem just blowing it off.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Did they ever actually meet in real life?

No. He got too pushy too fast and she wouldn't un-invite her friend. We never found out who the friend was, could have even been another attractive girl for all we know.

I'm pretty sure he just did his usual thing of finding where she worked and sending flowers there. He wasn't up for riding the bus from SLC to Orem to bug her in person.

And I think Erika's also the one who he threatened to find where she lived and kill himself on her doorstep or something bizarre like that. (According to court documents?)

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

My recollection is that they never met. Erika attempted to arrange a meeting as friends, then withdrew that offer after Russell made it abundantly clear that he was a deranged creepazoid. According to some of the statements made in court, Russell later tried to compel her to meet with him and a mediator to "work out their friendship."

lmao my lord, I didn't realize she'd actually invited him out. The poor woman is too nice for this cruel, Russ Greer filled world.

And I think Erika's also the one who he threatened to find where she lived and kill himself on her doorstep or something bizarre like that. (According to court documents?)

I'm now imagining Russ self-immolating on her doorstep like Thich Quang Duc except he's not immobile from faith or stoicism but just because of his Frankenstein face

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

If Russel wanted money for a start-up, why didn't he go to a bank manager, present his business idea ask for the loan and get told to fuck off like normal people?

Because he has an IQ at least one standard deviation below the median, which is to say, 85 or lower. People like that don't see those kind of distinctions, like between "place that offers small business loans" and "place that offers personal loans", they just see "place that offers loans". I was on a car trip once with several other people, including a woman who suffered brain damage at birth from a forceps delivery by an impatient doctor who wanted to hurry up and go on vacation. As a result, she was only about as bright as what I would estimate Russ to be. We were supposed to go to a certain address to meet some other people and were having a hard time finding it, going round in circles several times. She got tired of this and wanted to rent a room and go out and try and find it again later. What put this idea in her head? A sign advertising a place for rent... a vacant commercial storefront for rent. She didn't notice that, let alone ask herself, "Would a vacant storefront have beds? A shower? Any privacy at all? Would they even sign a lease with a term of less than six months?" I never asked her if she ever bought a couch cover by mistake when trying to buy a couch on the internet because. even then, she was too old and Boomerish to shop online. But if she did shop online, that's exactly the sort of thing she would have done.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Because he has an IQ at least one standard deviation below the median, which is to say, 85 or lower. People like that don't see those kind of distinctions, like between "place that offers small business loans" and "place that offers personal loans", they just see "place that offers loans".

His inability to distinguish between things that are similar in some ways but distinct in other ways probably was why he chased Farrah Abraham. She was famous (sorta) and well-known musicians are also famous, so Farrah could have put him in touch with someone in the music industry because all famous people know each other. It's the same logic that let him to conclude that the hooker who first sounded the alarm on his PAC was from here because she's English and many of our users are also English.

 

[MysticMisty]

Russ of course was basically demanding it be a real romantic date, no doubt with sex after.

Implying that Russ can even comprehend a date that doesn't end in him having sex. Hell, he strikes me as the type to demand it at least once a day, whenever he feels like it, her wants and feelings be damned.

 

[Raiken]

The end goal is Cartmanland, but with hookers.

Always has been.

"You can't come!" Gets another meaning.

 

[The Dude]

Looks like Russtard is short on cash and if he's willing to get a short term loan from vultures like these you know he's in dire straights and nobody else will lend him any. These are the people that charge you something like 49% a year on your loan. And while they say you can pay it off in full whenever you want, they will throw roadblocks in your way to prevent that.

In other words if he goes down that road he's going to be in hock to these people for the rest of his life. I mean you max out your credit cards before even thinking of one of these loan sharks. At least then they can only charge you something like 25% a year.

Shit-Lips isn't just short on cash, he's short on everything. It's why we call him "Pipsqueak". He's a five foot three inch short-ass.

If he is using the cash advance loan shark places..when this bites him..it will be glorious with the fallout.
The longer your into those places the harder to get out.

You can always count on Russhole to make the most asinine, ill-advised, terrible decisions one could make. He hasn't made a good decision or the correct choice once in his life. It's like he wilfully decides to make the wrong choice every single time. The law of averages says he should have lucked into a good choice at least once in his life, so it's like he's fucking cursed or something. I can't wait to see him try to take the payday loan people to court and see what bizarrely stupid reason he gives for suing them, just like he always does when he doesn't get his way or does something so embarrassingly fucktarded with/to someone that no normal person would ever consider doing it.

It's more fun to imagine him standing on a chair, bending over and spreading his ass-cheeks for the camera, and then losing his balance and falling straight onto his face.

What ass cheeks? Russ has no ass cheeks to spread. It's a straight shot from the shoulders down to the heels with Russhole. His ass is flatter than the flight deck of a Gerald R. Ford-class aircraft carrier.

 

[AnOminous]

I can't wait to see him try to take the payday loan people to court and see what bizarrely stupid reason he gives for suing them, just like he always does when he doesn't get his way or does something so embarrassingly fucktarded with/to someone that no normal person would ever consider doing it.

Imagine suing someone for not Jewing you into debt slavery.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

If Russel wanted money for a start-up, why didn't he go to a bank manager, present his business idea ask for the loan and get told to fuck off like normal people?

That's a lot of steps when you can get the same (failed) result in less steps.