Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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The Rascals have been able to use these yearbook photos to make some important discoveries:

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God, she looks like such a sour cunt.

It explains so much about Fatrick's personality. I've known people who had domineering, sour cunts for mothers who ended up with the exact mentality of Fatrick (even down to political beliefs). Something about getting strongly emasculated by your mother from a young age with a weak willed father not willing to stand up against her seems to manifest itself into the attitude Fatrick has.
 
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Cold Root Beer said:
The Rascals have been able to use these yearbook photos to make some important discoveries:

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God, she looks like such a sour cunt.

It explains so much about Fatrick's personality. I've known people who had domineering, sour cunts for mothers who ended up with the exact mentality of Fatrick (even down to political beliefs). Something about getting strongly emasculated by your mother from a young age with a weak willed father not willing to stand up against her seems to manifest itself into the attitude Fatrick has.
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I've never seen that dino picture before, is Patrick actually playing with plastic toys in front of his mother and wife? My eyes see it, but my brain refuses to accept that anyone can be such a manchild.
 
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I've never seen that dino picture before, is Patrick actually playing with plastic toys in front of his mother and wife? My eyes see it, but my brain refuses to accept that anyone can be such a manchild.
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Fun fact: the dinosaur toy in the picture is the same one from the 'annoying my wife while she's driving with dinosaur toys' tweet.

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AnOminous said:
Bad taste. He just picked the most stereotypically douchey "muscle car" even though car people generally don't care much for them and view them as massively overrated and underpowered.
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His dad is the right age to have been one of those "Fo Mo Co!" douches. Maybe that's where he gets it from.
Cold Root Beer said:
The Rascals have been able to use these yearbook photos to make some important discoveries:

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God, she looks like such a sour cunt.

It explains so much about Fatrick's personality. I've known people who had domineering, sour cunts for mothers who ended up with the exact mentality of Fatrick (even down to political beliefs). Something about getting strongly emasculated by your mother from a young age with a weak willed father not willing to stand up against her seems to manifest itself into the attitude Fatrick has.
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A "crowd" of eight people, at least three of whom were close relatives. I had more people show up at my first gig when I was 15. More people wanted to see 5 spotty teenagers butcher Green Day songs than hear Pat's horrible book.
 
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Cold Root Beer said:
The Rascals have been able to use these yearbook photos to make some important discoveries:

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God, she looks like such a sour cunt.

It explains so much about Fatrick's personality. I've known people who had domineering, sour cunts for mothers who ended up with the exact mentality of Fatrick (even down to political beliefs). Something about getting strongly emasculated by your mother from a young age with a weak willed father not willing to stand up against her seems to manifest itself into the attitude Fatrick has.
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Niki's got sunglasses on her head at 10pm at night
 
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TurboNAS said:
Are the Rascals all insane? Don’t they know they’re dealing with an actual tough guy who will feed them their teeth?
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I thought what he really did if he even got a whiff of a rascal was shit his pants, start crying, and call the police, or go to a court begging for a restraining order to protect him from some nerd going to Hooligan's, as if he owns it or something.
 
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AnOminous said:
I thought what he really did if he even got a whiff of a rascal was shit his pants, start crying, and call the police, or go to a court begging for a restraining order to protect him from some nerd going to Hooligan's, as if he owns it or something.
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We all fucking know exactly how Pat would deal with confrontation in real life, let's be honest
 
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Piggy Higuera said:
Unpopular opinion I'm sure, but I'm into "pre-totally giving up/not bad for a girl at a game convention so long as her teeth are brushed and she doesn't smell like old ramen sweat" Niki.
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When men stop taking care of themselves a lot of women figure "why bother" and let themselves go.
 
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