Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Dean Pentel]

We all fucking know exactly how Pat would deal with confrontation in real life, let's be honest

Hiding, tweeting, and overeating would be a safe guess.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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I found the pic I was thinking of where she genuinely looks happy, and it's a similar setup as the Lappening photo. Women married to Patrick are only happy if he's off in the corner while she's being touched by another man. In this case, Captain Doofus.

He's such a salty cunt, I can only imagine women would only be happy watching him cope and seethe as they're in the arms of a real man.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

Did anyone else notice this?

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It appears as though Pat may be a little tubby. Hell, I’d say downright obese!

It literally looks like they're watching a special needs child trying a new hobby. I can almost picture the over-fawning applause when he holds it up in order to bolster his confidence.

 

[Broadside]

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I found the pic I was thinking of where she genuinely looks happy, and it's a similar setup as the Lappening photo. Women married to Patrick are only happy if he's off in the corner while she's being touched by another man. In this case, Captain Doofus.

Happy? Bro she's plastered haha!

 

[CansOfCant]

Happy? Bro she's plastered haha!

But a happy plastered.

 

[Bearstack]

Bastille Days is such a non-event. Nobody cares about French heritage or history in Milwaukee, so the "commemoration" consists mainly of drinking the same shitty beer and eating the same shitty food as every other year. I'm surprised Fatrick didn't post instead about the rack of BBQ ribs he ate, you know, that famous plat français...

It's held on Cathedral Square, one of the douchiest locations in the city, so that tracks.

Oh, I almost forgot, the one main thing that brings people out is the "Storm the Bastille" 5K run. I thought that Piggy was an avid coureur, with a record of heroic completions? That hypertension hyperextension must have forced him into early retirement.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Rare Mama Raven tweet dropped, it's only her 2nd tweet in the past year. She correcTs Pat and Pat correcTs her correction about what she feels in her own body.

https://archive.fo/wip/42wXw

This is actually her, Pat follows that account. Lol at her username being "grandma", nice reminder that Pat stole her grandchild from her because he chose drinking at bars instead of being a man.

 

[Broadside]

Bastille Days is such a non-event. Nobody cares about French heritage or history in Milwaukee, so the "commemoration" consists mainly of drinking the same shitty beer and eating the same shitty food as every other year. I'm surprised Fatrick didn't post instead about the rack of BBQ ribs he ate, you know, that famous plat français...

It's held on Cathedral Square, one of the douchiest locations in the city, so that tracks.

Oh, I almost forgot, the one main thing that brings people out is the "Storm the Bastille" 5K run. I thought that Piggy was an avid coureur, with a record of heroic completions? That hypertension hyperextension must have forced him into early retirement.

Yeah he's certainly dropped the whole "marathon runner" schtick I've noticed. Doesn't even talk about it on Twitter or anything. It's like he never did it. Maybe that exposé of him cheating really rattled him

 

[Star Platinum]

Rare Mama Raven tweet dropped, it's only her 2nd tweet in the past year. She correcTs Pat and Pat correcTs her correction about what she feels in her own body.
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https://archive.fo/wip/42wXw

This is actually her, Pat follows that account. Lol at her username being "grandma", nice reminder that Pat stole her grandchild from her because he chose drinking at bars instead of being a man.

One step away from "Yes I do, child. And no it doesn't, child."
This confirms that Mama Raven is the source of Pat's psychosis. She responded eerily like Proto-Child himself would.

 

[Piggy Higuera]

Oh, I almost forgot, the one main thing that brings people out is the "Storm the Bastille" 5K run. I thought that Piggy was an avid coureur, with a record of heroic completions? That hypertension hyperextension must have forced him into early retirement.

The half marathon autism on the other site would make the Rick Fatstley Greatest Hits album.

An actual marathon-running rascal proved he cheated because he missed a couple of the time checkpoints that were on record. Course maps and everything, a beautiful case of digging into something that's easy to lie about unless someone knows you well enough to know that you lie about everything, and they also hate you enough to do the work to prove you're an insane weirdo lying about a half marathon no one cares about.

 

[Broadside]

One step away from "Yes I do, child. And no it doesn't, child."
This confirms that Mama Raven is the source of Pat's psychosis. She responded eerily like Proto-Child himself would.

Yeah this is fucking bizarre shit. Twisted old witch

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

One step away from "Yes I do, child. And no it doesn't, child."
This confirms that Mama Raven is the source of Pat's psychosis. She responded eerily like Proto-Child himself would.

I legitimately thought it was a rascal account at first, lmao.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Tommy Tomlinson is disappointed by his son's many failures. Credit to PaulRNelsonn.

 

[TollBoothWilly]

He legit looks retarded here. Even more than usual. The look of helmet headed determination, the tiny clenched fists and the awkward, tardish way he is holding his arms makes it look like a picture from the local paper above a story about the special Olympics. The only people who do that weird non swinging arm thing are obese mall walker type women and retards.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

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God she looks tyrannical doesn't she? He looks like a weak little browbeaten beta. I bet she terrorised that household. I bet she beat him with a willow branch when she didn't get her own way. I bet she wore leathers in the bedroom. I bet she made you grovel while she put cigarettes out on your back whilst playing jazz on her old timey record player and didn't let you cum till she gave you permis- I'll stop now.

The Rick Moranis vibes from both of them is impeccable.

 

[CansOfCant]

The only people who do that weird non swinging arm thing are obese mall walker type women and retards.

You are wrong, stalker. As an obese retard, Patrick occupies the middle of that Venn diagram, child.

 

[Broadside]

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He legit looks retarded here. Even more than usual. The look of helmet headed determination, the tiny clenched fists and the awkward, tardish way he is holding his arms makes it look like a picture from the local paper above a story about the special Olympics. The only people who do that weird non swinging arm thing are obese mall walker type women and retards.

The fucking Mustang hoodie gets me

 

[Mr Moonface]

Bonus Mama Raven lore:

'threw elbows and mom stares'

Also apparently every Tomlinson/Raven baby is allergic to breast milk. Piggy was raised on formula, his mother on goat milk, and one of his great aunts on horse milk?

 

[Caverlock]

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He legit looks retarded here. Even more than usual. The look of helmet headed determination, the tiny clenched fists and the awkward, tardish way he is holding his arms makes it look like a picture from the local paper above a story about the special Olympics. The only people who do that weird non swinging arm thing are obese mall walker type women and retards.

Bonus Special Boy:

 

[Compositesludge]

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Bonus Special Boy:
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I'll have you know that Patrick ran so fast and pushed himself so hard that he shat himself during the race! In fact, according to some most everyone there who wasn't Patrick, he shat himself before the race even began! If that isn't dedication, I don't know what is.