The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt - Ethan Ralph is on the run like a greased pig telling everyone they will never find him. Inevitably, they will. Post clues and speculation here.

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John Andrews Stan said:
The highest concentration of personal wealth in the US is in northern Arkansas. They have not just the Waltons (Walmart clan), but Tyson poultry and a bunch of other massively rich family-based companies. It would be typical of Ralph to move to the most ghetto, broke-ass area of a wealthy state.
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Arkansas is not a wealthy state by any metric. It may have some rich ass family’s with massive personal wealth but it has a high percentage of the population living below the poverty line. Probably thanks to the Waltons and Tyson Arkansas is only the 5th poorest state in the USA instead of the second or third. The Waltons know being massively rich in a poor state gives you epic powers, way more than just being another billionaire in Manhattan or San Fran.

Check out the Sammy Bushart thread in the Death Fat forum for a genuine slice of Arkansas life. Her and Gunt would make an incredible lolcow pairing. Sammy likes being a broodmare for black guys so she’s like the dream woman for Gunt. He could watch her fuck homeless negros every night.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Arkansas is not a wealthy state by any metric. It may have some rich ass family’s with massive personal wealth but it has a high percentage of the population living below the poverty line. Probably thanks to the Waltons and Tyson Arkansas is only the 5th poorest state in the USA instead of the second or third. The Waltons know being massively rich in a poor state gives you epic powers, way more than just being another billionaire in Manhattan or San Fran.

Check out the Sammy Bushart thread in the Death Fat forum for a genuine slice of Arkansas life. Her and Gunt would make an incredible lolcow pairing. Sammy likes being a broodmare for black guys so she’s like the dream woman for Gunt. He could watch her fuck homeless negros every night.
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(((Les Wexner))) also knows about that life
 
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ralph was spotted chasing a replacement for meigh by people picnicking
 
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The investigative autism / shitpost ratio here is getting dangerously low. Thankfully, I'm here to make it even worse by complaining about it.

I will offer one tidbit though: Ralph absolutely reads this thread (and most threads on this board), so if the address which has been floated is correct, he is in lockdown mode right now. He will not have his payday loan truck on display. He will most likely be using a different vehicle and parking in back so it's harder to see him coming and going.
 
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AntiSchwuletteAktion said:
The investigative autism / shitpost ratio here is getting dangerously low. Thankfully, I'm here to make it even worse by complaining about it.

I will offer one tidbit though: Ralph absolutely reads this thread (and most threads on this board), so if the address which has been floated is correct, he is in lockdown mode right now. He will not have his payday loan truck on display. He will most likely be using a different vehicle and parking in back so it's harder to see him coming and going.
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He's even got his shit truck anymore?
 
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Does it really matter where Ralph lives? It's not like he can afford a nice place so it's going to be a shithole regardless of where it is and that's not even mentioning his life style. Ralph's living conditions and circumstances are a state of mind.

I'd put money on it being a complete pigsty, I'd bet that Jim's anime house is better.
 
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Rain Team Pepe said:
Would there happen to be a list linking to all the locations where Ethan posts content?
Trying to solve this puzzle will be fun, he needs to leave that basement at some point.
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It breaks my heart to think that Ralph will no longer be able to use his beloved selfie stick, knowing that the autism engines will calculate his trajectory based on the position of the stars and plane flights. It's cruel.

If Ralph does manage to only go online with a green screen for the rest of his life (lol) then the Great Gunt Hunt will end in the same way HWNDU ended. A flag in an empty room with a camera on it, it's statement completely destroyed. This is cruel as well but it's also really funny.
 
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Fools Idol said:
Does it really matter where Ralph lives?
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no
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I'd put money on it being a complete pigsty, I'd bet that Jim's anime house is better.
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obviously.
However I think when someone locates him via ralph's own stupidity, despite all his "im the master puppet master" bullshit, he will cope and seethe and it'll be funny.
 
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AntiSchwuletteAktion said:
The investigative autism / shitpost ratio here is getting dangerously low. Thankfully, I'm here to make it even worse by complaining about it.

I will offer one tidbit though: Ralph absolutely reads this thread (and most threads on this board), so if the address which has been floated is correct, he is in lockdown mode right now. He will not have his payday loan truck on display. He will most likely be using a different vehicle and parking in back so it's harder to see him coming and going.
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It’s good we have niggas tracking down paint chips to try to reverse engineer a 3” year period when the room he was painted in might have been built but it’s way funnier that he’s made himself a prisoner to his green screen room lest he reveal his location and get owned by the haters.
 
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