Plagued Onion Farms and other KF Splinter Sites - Watch Kiwi Farms members slapfighting in this thread

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Remember when we all found out that cjocker is a mentally ill child (17) who was goaded into maintaining a stalker website by a group of adult losers? And that someone posted a chatlog of him crying that his parents might find out about his activities from the FBI?

Hey Ashley. Did eating lolcow not satisfy you?

 

[Gamercat]

@Gishh hi ashley how has it been?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

@Gishh do you think Kengle and SIGSEGV would be capable of converting to Buddhism.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

I heard Sig had a mental breakdown because his parents confiscated his nintendo switch for spending too much time shitposting on the forums and playing Pokemon.

I heard his mom was mad about all the piss jars he wouldn't empty because he had to make his 200 posts a day quota and didn't have time

 

[Shinzo Abe’s Ghost]

@Icasaracht came pretty close when he got banned from the splinter because Cjocker received a call from the FBI for his fedpost.

He also got a formal FBI Cloudfare email


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rest in power frogking

Liberalism Forever

 

[What the shit]

Unban @Icasaracht

 

[CptnSnshn]

Imagine choosing to host a lolcow website instead of being forced into it by your crippling addiction to calling job interviewers niggers, like a normal human.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

I fucking hate how onion farms looks like. It makes me want to kill myself, the colours look awful, the emotes are ugly, it's almost like there's no space between borders.. Xenforo should cancel their licence just for awful design.

 

[Just A Butt]

the emotes are ugly,

i would argue that the emotes are the best thing about it, shame they're all stolen assets

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I fucking hate how onion farms looks like. It makes me want to kill myself, the colours look awful, the emotes are ugly, it's almost like there's no space between borders.. Xenforo should cancel their licence just for awful design.

It's the Kengle buffalo cube aesthetic.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

I like how Kengle's justification for making Taylor a mod was "I made them a mod of a small sub fourm" and ignores the fact nobody wanted that woman to be a mod.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I like how Kengle's justification for making Taylor a mod was "I made them a mod of a small sub fourm" and ignores the fact nobody wanted that woman to be a mod.

"woman"

 

[CptnSnshn]

I like how Kengle's justification for making Taylor a mod was "I made them a mod of a small sub fourm" and ignores the fact nobody wanted that woman to be a mod.

Please be paitent with him, Kengle has Hyperborian Uber Autism.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Will lolcow come back ever? I will die if I use onion pharms.

 

[Peggy Olson]

Will lolcow come back ever? I will die if I use onion pharms.

It's 100% coming back. Moving to the new owners has just been protraced because @cjöcker has exams and one of his midget family members expired (thank fuck).

And yeah i agree between Naught and Kengle OF is impossible to use. I hope the sheer might of the Buffalo Cube will smite both of them tbh.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

@Fromtheblackdepths did naught really pull a Null moment and banned you for "being a prick"

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

@Fromtheblackdepths did naught really pull a Null moment and banned you for "being a prick"
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Yeah. He did. I called him a snake for trying to dox his friend WCT and trying to sell (o)P picture for some reason.

He did this 3 days after I began to post again.

I think his schizophrenic mind just went into overdrive and he entered a rage phase.

 

[Peggy Olson]

@Fromtheblackdepths did naught really pull a Null moment and banned you for "being a prick"
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I can't get over how he has to wordfilter racial slurs because the only place he is tolerated is Kengle's autism ghost town. truly a fate worse than death.

Yeah. He did. I called him a snake for trying to dox his friend WCT and trying to sell (o)P picture for some reason.

He's done far worse lmao. He doxed his best friend of two years because he didn't let him use a sock account.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

He's done far worse lmao. He doxed his best friend of two years because he didn't let him use a sock account.

Exactly, but me calling him a snake makes him super angry.

If he wanted me gone, why didn't he called me a 'n1gger' then banned me the moment I came back?

 

[Peggy Olson]

Exactly, but me calling him a snake makes him super angry.

Does he even have any friends left? is Pluto still around?, i know Peaches (Naught's trans gf, "non passing" according to WCT) left him because he made fun of trans people lol.