DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TJGamebox]

If I wasn't working I would clip that code black level beg he just did, like it was fucking 0 to 100 I think I have spinal damage from the whiplash. He really must have burned that entire windfall from the last 5 stream days jesus.

its Ripped-mas in July thats why!

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Phil just now: "It certainly would be great if we could hit some of those (tips goals) today because yesterday we hit nothing."

**wavy lines**

Yesterday at the end of main stream:
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I like how seeing the glasses has become a symbol of failure in some respects. Hell even the glasses and hat because to me Anything less than the full autism uniform= at least three people donated, and the reality is without those three people he would only have $2.

weasel words

"If you can"
"Thank you in advanced"
"I'm not asking anyone to go crazy"
That's the shit that I hate. That plausible deniabilty begging. "Hey I'm just a nice guy doing a service go ahead and spare a few bucks." One of my favourite detractor terms is he "chokes out" his chat fot money. Like a thug. Its perfect. You go into a DSP stream expect to get accosted for your money every 2 minutes.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

How can DSP's dented fans put up with this playthrough every time I tune in for a bit his wheelchair mods are telling him exactly what to do and the easiest way to do it. I genuinely think he's not gonna struggle any more throughout the entire game but he is Phil Burnell after all. He has all the moves now to beat the game easily at least.

 

[grump]

Have you ever noticed Phil flexes like a middle aged soccer mom? Aside from the occasional grandiose claim, even if you believed all the flexing about his life while ignoring all the contradictory griping its quite a boring rigid ass life.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Code black beg.

Gets back from the bathroom and keeps going.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Clockout game on point today, goddamn.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

End of day stream:

Shoggath responded to the beg tweet and coughed up $30, him, along with 1MM, account for $55 out of the MEASELY $82 that Phil got, that's 65% if you do the math, from 2 whales

No mod, Phil is manually battling trolls for his 209 viewers

 

[Sup3r]

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No matter how bad you're doing in life you will never have to be this pathetic

I wonder what goes through his oddly shaped head whenever he sends out one of these. The moment you put any thought into it, it really shows just how messed up his streaming "business" is. If he's having to constantly (as in a rate of once a day at best) then what does it say about the people who donate. They obviously aren't donating because the genuinely like his kahntehnt enough to donate without prompting and are either intentionally letting Phil beg and unironically debase himself or don't watch the streams (like omm), in which case he doesn't need to bother with the begging in the stream itself and just put the tweet out. The fact that he has never questioned why a "successful" streamer would ever need to tweet to a loyal audience that he informs multiple times a day when he's streaming and know that he never changes that he needs support is what makes this a Phil move.

If Phil ever put an iota more thought into thinking about what makes his audience tick, he'd shit himself to near death. He's clinging onto what he has by the whims of a tiny handful of people (some of which are just sockpuppets of each other) who genuinely do not care about him and only give money to spite the very people who he hates and his ego hates it. It's a constant reminder that in his own life, he's less important in his own vortex than literally everyone else, only kept alive by attention seekers.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He has to be shitting a brick for tonight.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

$82 and still whining good lord this man(child) is beyond help

 

[Prophet Gaming]

 

[Ortsnay]

I'm genuinely curious to see how Philbert would act after a week of single digit tips. I'm not saying that as a joke either, his entitlement is on a level I never thought possible. He gets 150$ for two days streaming FF7 and on the third he firmly believes he'll get the exact same amount and not getting that is something he simply cannot comprehend.

It's just so god damn funny and weird.

 

[Super Dent Head]

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NUCs are great. In his dusty office though, it'd last about 4 months then die from some non-consensual choking

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I'm genuinely curious to see how Philbert would act after a week of single digit tips. I'm not saying that as a joke either, his entitlement is on a level I never thought possible. He gets 150$ for two days streaming FF7 and on the third he firmly believes he'll get the exact same amount and not getting that is something he simply cannot comprehend.

It's just so god damn funny and weird.

He'd act like he was seconds away from being evicted and that he and his wife hadn't eaten in a week. Jasper would suddenly have some sort of illness, and a massive unforeseen bill would be on the horizon. You know, like every other time he goes a few days without being showered with money.

 

[Sup3r]

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$82 and still whining good lord this man(child) is beyond help

Jesus H tapdancing Christ on a unicycle, why is the very concept of proofreading an alien concept to him. It's not like he's doing it to a college essay, its 140 characters, the level of laziness is almost surprising (it would be if it were anyone else). It wouldn't be a problem if it were just his personal account that he shit posted on but when it is the primary account for "burnell enterprises" then I'd expect a basic level of professionalism from it. "Business degree" my ass.

I'm genuinely curious to see how Philbert would act after a week of single digit tips. I'm not saying that as a joke either, his entitlement is on a level I never thought possible. He gets 150$ for two days streaming FF7 and on the third he firmly believes he'll get the exact same amount and not getting that is something he simply cannot comprehend.

It's just so god damn funny and weird.

He wouldn't be riding that week out, he might go one or two bad streams at best (dependant on how the streams before were) and he'd be throwing out everything he could to coax out any amount of money. There is no depth he will not sink to if it will make him money, he already faked dying parents and cat illness after all.

When it comes to him expecting the same amout every time, it's because he doesn't ever put in the effort to think about what's going on with his tips.

 

[Corpun]

I really don't care for this new PC saga simply because I am about as knowledgeable as Dave is when it comes to them and this is obviously another scam/megabeg that shows his ineptitude on multiple fronts.

You have the fact he can't have a massive stream for it because he is too stupid to sock money away into savings to prepare for whales with lack of funds, you have his inability to learn or research PC parts and how to build one, you have him needing his hand held by chat and scolding them when they give him information he doesn't like.

It's all so gay and retarded and tiresome.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

It's so crazy how the nature of DSP trolls to Wings trolls is, it's literally a yin and yang situation. The a-logging for wings is off the charts. DSP is super fucking lucky he doesn't have crazy lunatics as his trolls/detraktuh's. His are super tame in comparison.

 

[strandedcastaway]

He'd act like he was seconds away from being evicted and that he and his wife hadn't eaten in a week. Jasper would suddenly have some sort of illness, and a massive unforeseen bill would be on the horizon. You know, like every other time he goes a few days without being showered with money.

The funny part is, we just posted here about how well he'd done the past few days, $300-$400 a day easy (not to mention superchats), and then he gets $62 and melts down into desperate begging like the $1000 he made since Friday will leave him starving. I guess he doesn't grasp how pathetic it looks? I would do anything to not have to beg dentheads to survive AND also have $2000/week just...not....be....enough.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

He has to be shitting a brick for tonight.

Is there a particular reason why?

 

[But I Digress]

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It's so crazy how the nature of DSP trolls to Wings trolls is, it's literally a yin and yang situation. The a-logging for wings is off the charts. DSP is super fucking lucky he doesn't have crazy lunatics as his trolls/detraktuh's. His are super tame in comparison.

Wings trolls act like Phil wants to pretend his trolls act.. It would probably take about two weeks of Wings level trolling for Phil to have a massive breakdown.

Nobody really fucks with Phil's real life with maybe the bank leaks. A single clear picture of the Khet would probably send him in to orbit.

Wings is a piece of shit but the difference in trolling levels is insane.