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Chris didn't send this to Praetor, the drawing doesn't appear on either their Etsy page or their sales. It seems to be a comission this guy had asked Chris to do.
Jail Art thread
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The irony of the situation is that he could more or less have a somewhat thriving side gig if he didn't dox his customers and behave like a jackass when called out on it.
But people are gonna disregard the warnings and Chris will continue to get money for Lego sets bills.
Buster Scruggs
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Even in prison he has it easy and doesn't need to work for things to waste money on. Imagine if he gains the weight he lost in the hospital back with shitty commissary food
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Of course Chris would call one of them "Prideful Interview With God". I think that with the isolation in protective custody, and with the lack of mental stimulation, his delusion and ego exploded because it's as if he's the only one left in his mental world.
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Anybody know how the hippo thing came about and what does it mean?
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That's rich coming from the guy who created the GoFundMe for Chris just so he could go to that pony convention.
Well, at least Chris had to work for that money and some had to be refunded because of his arrest.
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plus this was before boss offered to be the middle man and keep customer info from reaching chris directly.That's rich coming from the guy who created the GoFundMe for Chris just so he could go to that pony convention.
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In hindsight yeah it probably wasn't the greatest idea to set such an ambitious event weighing on the shoulders of a delusional motherfucking man child, but that's not to say that Chris wasn't capable of attending conventions before, without getting into trouble with the jerkops or making a completely nuisance of himself, he could fulfil some commissions albeit inconsistently and with other parties handling the responsible stuff.That's rich coming from the guy who created the GoFundMe for Chris just so he could go to that pony convention.
Granted those have only been when he was able to drive there or get a lift from some nearby white knight/enabler from Virginia or a few states over, Chris has never had to fly alone anywhere and he would have needed a tard wrangler to chaperone him for a good portion of that journey, it was never going to end well even if we didn't know about him fucking Barb.
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That photo of Chris sitting on the bed presenting the Sonichu Medallion like he's Vanna White turning over a new vowel...just look how fucking fat his face is! Has his face ever looked that fat before? His knobbly chin sticking out of rolls and rolls of fat make him look like Junior Gorg from Fraggle Rock after getting attacked by a swarm of bees. And then there's his rat nest of nasty, thinning hair all weighed down with grease. He's such a disgusting motherfucker.
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I wouldn't call it 'good' exactly but it's just he's toned down the garish colours and no longer focused on Pony stuff and more on his actual fursonas. Honestly I personally think Chris's older comics from the classic era are better than anything he makes now, it actually has value due to the weird novelty of how hilariously unpolished and childlike it is. I mean it was obviously never good, but at least there was a naive sense of energy and character to it, everything he makes now is just so bland and visually uninspired. Honestly if ever tried selling art again his art would actually lose value if he improved because the novelty of how bad it is.
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As far as can be gathered, it's another example of Chris's wacky Random-Access Humour!
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I chaulk it up to being a CWC-ism. Any time he depicts a "Hippo" on someone's head, it represents someone in a predicament, like in that Flipnote featuring it.
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Nice to see a callback like this. It's good to see Chris still remembers that he used to do dumb things other than his current religious/weeb/pony bullshit.
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My guess, and it's only a guess, is that Chris was given an old National Geographic to read that had an article about hippos he briefly skimmed (and an article about the ocean, which is why Whatever-chu found one in the ocean) and his brain wired it into cannon.
GumballFapper
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I'm more concerned about Chris being in contact with Praetor again. The Praetor twats are not content with stealing 80% of commission money, they try to control Chris's mind and actions as well
Remember that these cunts were the people who introduced Bella to chris. They are dangerous and with Watchmen and Guard dogs no more in the picture as equivalent forces, the Praetor idiots will try to mind control Chris after he gets out of jail with no one to stop them.
Remember that these cunts were the people who introduced Bella to chris. They are dangerous and with Watchmen and Guard dogs no more in the picture as equivalent forces, the Praetor idiots will try to mind control Chris after he gets out of jail with no one to stop them.
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Worst case scenario, I envision Praetor gatekeeping Chris, and then milking him for the infamy he now has...until another group of retards tries to expose Praetor again, and then they start gatekeeping him. That's basically how Christory is going down these days, Chris being tossed around like a football to all of these different psy op groups.
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Honestly Chris needs some amount of gatekeeping. The problem is finding a gatekeeper that doesn't abuse the situation. The closest thing Chris had to that is @Null .
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Chris doesn't even have Null anymore, who probably understood Chris better than most people do. As much as I hate to say it, if Chris is not going to be put in a group home, Kengle's probably the best second choice to a proper gatekeeper for Chris at this point, given how tolerant/critical he appears to be of Chris's shit, and especially considering EVERYONE else that Chris could possibly be talking to right now. Even when he was introduced, he criticized Chris when he was clearly in the wrong, especially when he was vandalizing Sonic Boom property. My main concern is Kengle seems to know little of Chris outside of the trolls.
It's a pretty scary thought when one can say that KENGLE is the best gatekeeper possible, besides Null.
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He might need it but there's quite a lot of people far worse than him in the world and need that kind of help better and would be a LOT more grateful. It was never Null's business to begin with, to deal with Chris' personal things like his email and bank accounts. Maybe it's because of being the owner of this forum that he feels some responsability with the muthafucka considering the idiots that were taking advantage of him but it still wasn't anyone's business. You could just report the assholes too.
Why should he be someone else's problem? He's literally never had to face reality before, unless you count small moments like his grief at Bob's death. I understand that as kiwis many people are biased in Chris' favor but, just like him, it's like these people never learn, you help Chris and he will ruin it eventually.