DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Flavius Anthemius]

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$82 and still whining good lord this man(child) is beyond help

Geez, remember the days where getting over the $100 tips total was a rare occurrence and there were no goals or stream rewards to speak of?

Pre bankruptcy especially.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I wish DSP trolls acted more like Wings' did. I want to see genuine worry in DSPs face.

 

[Chernabog3000]

What boggles my mind currently about the whole pc saga. If you're gonna invest all this money in a new set up. Why the fuck not just rearrange your entire office. Why stick with the weird across the room, working from room and a half whatever jank office setup?

All this argument over internal vs external capture software and devices. Pass through technology how interference works with cable length blah blah blah. At no point in his fucking retarded pros and cons does he realize he can just buy a new fucking monitor. Why not. Your upping your software anyways. Buy a monitor. Learn how to fucking toggle between inputs and run everything through the fucking monitor.

Why does his what's gonna eventually surpass 3k in build (cu$ Phil gotta phil) have to hinge entirely on his dumb ass TV across the fucking room.

You're gonna be rearranging all those boxes and bakers rack bullshit pre order memorabilia toddler flex for your silly green screen you'll never use. Why the fuck not just go all the way and re do everything so it is an efficient setup and layout.

Is that stupid as tv bolted to the wall? So future proof even Phil can't move it?

At some point we are gonna get to the monitor debate. And we are gonna be right back here talking graphics cards and capture software again.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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No matter how bad you're doing in life you will never have to be this pathetic

Translation

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Translation: The whale that dumped all of that money on Phil for playing FFVII is tapping out, and now Phil has to try and reel in some other dentheads to compensate. I wonder if he'll still enjoy the game after a few nights of things being "slow"?

 

[Grammatik]

I don't know if it's a nervous tick, but Phil really needs to stop touching his face during these coping segments Daily Wraps. Him wiping his hands after doing it just makes it worse.

This is a liar's tick. Touching repeatedly your nose, facial hair, ears. Compulsive gestures commonly associated with embarrassment or lie. I noticed that also, he does that more and more, especially when it gets to retcons, or creative bullshit regarding money.

And as he's greasy af, he needs to wipe his hands from all the pigsweat/pork fat he gathers.

 

[Ching_Chong]

I wish DSP trolls acted more like Wings' did. I want to see genuine worry in DSPs face.

The entire Phil watching community cock blocks any attempt to do so, whether private or publicly planned.

I don't know why he's protected. Yeah. I know you shouldn't touch that crap but the results can be hilarious.

 

[FormerPro]

I love how Phil's begs are crafted in such a way to get the retards in his community to empty their pockets to show their dedication to whatever games they have an unhealthy fascination with. It's like an even more autistic version of negging that "pickup artists" use.

When he says stuff like "I GUESS YOU GUYS DON'T LIKE FINAL FANTASY THAT MUCH" some dent is always frothing at the mouth to throw $20 to defend m'lday Tifa from disappointing Phil.

About the only thing Phil can do in life is mercilessly bleed at least one of these emotionally stunted sub-humans every playthrough;

• Papavera- Minecraft
• Pastryarchy -Danganronpa
• Jaxx Raxxor - Street Fighter
• Shoggath- FFVII

The list goes on forever

Phil's dedication to the grift of trying to guilt trip the vulnerable into giving him money to prove their favorite game isn't terrible, is fucking hilarious. Long may it continue.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

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No matter how bad you're doing in life you will never have to be this pathetic

For fucks sake man.

The game is 20+ years old. You don't need to bait people with this. Most people know what is going to happen, including yourself. Stop this. Playthrough is boring dogshit and there is no *fun*.

 

[Boom Boss]

I really wanna see this idiot play a 'retro' game where you might have fucked yourself early but don't know that until hours later. Try abusing save states in Vagrant Story when your weapons are all fucked up and you're hitting common enemies for 1 damage.

There are plenty of adventure games like that.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

DSP playing vagrant story would be something else.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

There’s so much irony and foreshadowing of what’s to come in Phils old videos. Very off topic, but a thread for old DSP Vlahgs and videos would be a great thread.

Massive burp into the camera less than a minute in. Showing EVERY single mundane item he finds in his house, like a water bottle, and pigsplaining it. A rare look at his FULL autistic gaming schedule, looking like some retarded spin-off of A Beautiful Mind. Showing off his consumerism with boxes full of bullshit diet supplement shakes.

The next year gets even better.

Uploading videos 2 minutes at a time because his back hurts too badly to stand, and that is why he’s rocking so much. A great insight into just how much money this freak was spending on lame video game statues.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

The funny part is, we just posted here about how well he'd done the past few days, $300-$400 a day easy (not to mention superchats), and then he gets $62 and melts down into desperate begging like the $1000 he made since Friday will leave him starving. I guess he doesn't grasp how pathetic it looks? I would do anything to not have to beg dentheads to survive AND also have $2000/week just...not....be....enough.

And the funny thing is, Youtube payment is right around the corner.

I don't know if I'm pignotised or I just stopped fuckin' caring lately but I always forget about this and his gacha addiction.

 

[Corpun]

What boggles my mind currently about the whole pc saga. If you're gonna invest all this money in a new set up. Why the fuck not just rearrange your entire office. Why stick with the weird across the room, working from room and a half whatever jank office setup?

All this argument over internal vs external capture software and devices. Pass through technology how interference works with cable length blah blah blah. At no point in his fucking retarded pros and cons does he realize he can just buy a new fucking monitor. Why not. Your upping your software anyways. Buy a monitor. Learn how to fucking toggle between inputs and run everything through the fucking monitor.

Why does his what's gonna eventually surpass 3k in build (cu$ Phil gotta phil) have to hinge entirely on his dumb ass TV across the fucking room.

You're gonna be rearranging all those boxes and bakers rack bullshit pre order memorabilia toddler flex for your silly green screen you'll never use. Why the fuck not just go all the way and re do everything so it is an efficient setup and layout.

Is that stupid as tv bolted to the wall? So future proof even Phil can't move it?

At some point we are gonna get to the monitor debate. And we are gonna be right back here talking graphics cards and capture software again.

Phil has had that setup for almost ten years now. He won't change it because of his autism even though it is fucking stupid and in no way great. Motherfucker has to look 180 degrees away from his game to read stream chat.

There’s so much irony and foreshadowing of what’s to come in Phils old videos. Very off topic, but a thread for old DSP Vlahgs and videos would be a great thread.

Massive burp into the camera less than a minute in. Showing EVERY single mundane item he finds in his house, like a water bottle, and pigsplaining it. A rare look at his FULL autistic gaming schedule, looking like some retarded spin-off of A Beautiful Mind. Showing off his consumerism with boxes full of bullshit diet supplement shakes.

The next year gets even better.

Uploading videos 2 minutes at a time because his back hurts too badly to stand, and that is why he’s rocking so much. A great insight into just how much money this freak was spending on lame video game statues.

I support the creation of this thread. His Hordiness. Pigroach Phillipus 3003135 self documentation of his palaces is amazing for how bizarre it all is. I wonder if this guy buys bottled water instead of getting it from a tap.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Josh Poem brought up a good point. I mean, this wouldn't be out of the realm of Phil to do this: buy something, wait for it to process, all while claiming "poor" and "um, guys! I need tips." and hitting up other paypigs behind the scenes.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

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No matter how bad you're doing in life you will never have to be this pathetic

lmao I love this tweet. DSP's clear, sole focus on money up front: "For some reason today the stream is quite slow so" and at that point the light bulb goes off above his oddly shaped head and he remembers he has to try and obfuscate his constant demands for money "if you don't want to miss out, hop on now". I have to assume he meant miss out on the gameplay but it now reads like he's gonna clock out soon so you'll miss your chance to give him money.

 

[Sup3r]

What boggles my mind currently about the whole pc saga. If you're gonna invest all this money in a new set up. Why the fuck not just rearrange your entire office. Why stick with the weird across the room, working from room and a half whatever jank office setup?

Because he's deluded himself into thinking his setup is completely fine. Plus he knows just how fucked it is, what with the mess of wires and all of the dust. He's only going to fix it once there's a catastrophe, he doesn't act until it's way too late.

Is that stupid as tv bolted to the wall? So future proof even Phil can't move it?

The TV in his office is on a stand in the corner of the room. The TV attached to the wall is the one in his living room

 

[Kosher Dill]

I wonder what goes through his oddly shaped head whenever he sends out one of these.

I really want to know what goes on Behind The Scenes with begging tweets. How did this arrangement evolve where the whales won't whale until Phil dances like a monkey on Twitter? Why don't they want him to do anything more interesting than the "Streams are slow" boilerplate? How many whales are tuned into the begging tweets anyway - more than one?

 

[Boom Boss]

lmao I love this tweet. DSP's clear, sole focus on money up front: "For some reason today the stream is quite slow so" and at that point the light bulb goes off above his oddly shaped head and he remembers he has to try and obfuscate his constant demands for money "if you don't want to miss out, hop on now". I have to assume he meant miss out on the gameplay but it now reads like he's gonna clock out soon so you'll miss your chance to give him money.

I don't understand how he begs everybody for money multiple times a day without feeling like a child. He begs the same way a child begs his parents for more allowance.

 

[Super Dent Head]

I don't understand how he begs everybody for money multiple times a day without feeling like a child begging his parents for allowance.

I don't understand how he can beg at all and not feel like suck-started a shotgun.

 

[Freshtodeath]

If anyone here has never seen his setup here ya go