Prison Letters (07/14/22) - New Chris Jail Letter - Kengle has been talking to Helena for months and they plan to create a "Sonichu Base"

[PsychoNerd054]

As if these people couldn't get anymore bonkers, they decided to help Chris make a fucking "Sonichu Base". As per usual, most of the letter is "confidential", but they plan to share it at a scheduled time anyway.

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Kengle: I have been in contact with Helena for several months and she is on board with the idea of a Sonichu base. I also contacted Chris about this and she is on board with this also. I am only releasing a small bit of the letter for now. I am collaborating with others about this but for now I would like to keep the details under wraps.

Spoiler: Letter Snippets

I am on board for the idea of the fan and support website.

Helena Fiorenza

 

[Misconstrooey]

Good grief. You'd think people would want to keep their distance from the motherfucker. Let him live in your house and fuck your mother, why don't you?

 

[Meat Pickle]

From the snippets it sounds like there will be a new Sonichu website made in collaboration with Kengle, Helena, and possibly Praetor too.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Good grief. You'd think people would want to keep their distance from the motherfucker. Let him live in your house and fuck your mother, why don't you?

This is why everyone with an ounce of dignity should either stop talking about Chris online or talk about him only in negative tone, so "helping Chris" would become looked down upon as a task for fame-hungry scum and degenerates, who have nothing going on in their lives.

 

[Analog Devolved]

More Chris sperging about his tulpas and retarded Jesus shit.

 

[Neil]

Let him live in your house and fuck your mother, why don't you?

Don't give these losers any more ideas.

 

[Misconstrooey]

This is why everyone with an ounce of dignity should either stop talking about Chris online or talk about him only in negative tone, so "helping Chris" would become looked down upon as a task for fame-hungry scum and degenerates, who have nothing going on in their lives.

I would assume since the Orbiterwave people are still somehow believing the shit that all of Chris' misfortune was those dang trolls fault and are still taking pity on him in the face of all the facts of what all's been documented. Some serious mental gymnastics at play here.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Oh ffs

 

[ToroidalBoat]

So Kengle still wants to turn lolcowdom into some freakish business?

 

[PsychoNerd054]

So Kengle still wants to turn lolcowdom into some freakish business?

And he's working with other Chris orbiters to do it.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

And he's working with other Chris orbiters to do it.

All those weens like Kengle wanting to "be the next Clyde Cash" and "bring Classic Chris back" is getting tiresome.

 

[TayandYou]

I called it, post-jail Chris renaissance here we go lol.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

A sonichu fansite? Have they not heard of us?

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Do you think Kengle has ever hugged a woman that isnt his mum

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I would assume since the Orbiterwave people are still somehow believing the shit that all of Chris' misfortune was those dang trolls fault and are still taking pity on him in the face of all the facts of what all's been documented. Some serious mental gymnastics at play here.

Anyone who defends Chris at this point is a cow too, it's just that simple.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

I called it, post-jail Chris renaissance here we go lol.

You're right. Unless Chris' chargers are upgraded or he's involuntarily committed to a mental hospital he'll be released soon.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Do you think Kengle has ever hugged a woman that isnt his mum

Seems he lost his virginity to a hooker, or so I heard in the Kengle thread. Also he was married, but the marriage ended in divorce.

Kengle is silent on both.

 

[Joe Cool]

These snippets are getting lame.

 

[Calefactorite]

What's up with that autistic backwards 2 in the date?

 

[Jeff Gazetti]

I still think Kiwi farms should open a gofundme for Chris to get bailed out already. How much (if at all) is his bond?