DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

New Poll:

Is this
a) The DTs
b) The Incident #3
c) Autism Tantrum
d) All of the Above

 

[Robust User]

Looks like he's powering up to go Super Begging.

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

Too dangerous to drive on the freeeway, might have a back spasm. Surface streets are totally cool though. Fun fact, did you guys know that fatalities when people are hit by cars go up exponentially at 50 kmph/30mph? I can only imagine how safe the streets of Renton, in the state of Washington are with this near blind, ticking time bomb of back spasms driver DSP is.

With a big pale egg with a face drawn on it giving directions from the passenger seat. It's a beautiful life.

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

Looks like he's powering up to go Super Begging.

“This is a form you’ve probably never heard of. I use it when my dents aren’t paying my debts. What you’ve seen by now is a Super Beggar. And this is what’s known as a Super Beggar beyond a Super Beggar. Or you can call this Super Beggar 2. And this? This is to beg and scam even further beyond! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

 

[NaggotFigger]

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New Poll:

Is this
a) The DTs
b) The Incident #3
c) Autism Tantrum
d) All of the Above

It begins again. I'd say D.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

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New Poll:

Is this
a) The DTs
b) The Incident #3
c) Autism Tantrum
d) All of the Above

Is he having a seizure? What the fuck is this?

 

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

Is he having a seizure? What the fuck is this?

He’s scratching his leg. Obviously.

 

[Balr0g]

Anyone know how much he scammed total at the end?

I left when he made like $19 in tips due to boredom

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He managed to scoop 58$ at the end. If today's daystream is slow too we might get begcon 3 "Day off in danger" Though he is playing a new game today so this might not happen

 

[Sukkahousuritari]

Jasper is so excited guys. Got his nightly box ride.

Just like Khet gave Tyrone his nightly cock's ride.

 

[DeeTracktor]

So Phil is bragging about having to put Jasper in a box to lock him in the bedroom?

 

[Grammatik]

Phail saying that he "partied his butt off" in college while getting straight A's is a massive X. Did you manage to resist those drunken girls too, Phil?

I think he meant his butt was partied from on to off. Thus the chronic back pain.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

If there are no consequences, you don't learn from the fuck ups.

Phil is a prime example of this.
He just doesn't learn its not that he's slow he's just fucking selfish and retarded.

Like spend 10 dollars to make 100 and phil would be like thats a bad investment but scopely is good investment according to faggot breath

Again

Sigh. You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference

Imagine calling yourself a gamer and cheating at fucking Mario Bros, Sonic, Zelda, and Pac Man.
He's a corporate gamer. A professesional Beggar. And a cuck.

 

[Grammatik]

“Or you can call this Super Beggar 2.”

Did you know this was ackchually called Beggy Beggy Adventure in Japan ?

 

[JamFlowMan]

So Phil is bragging about having to put Jasper in a box to lock him in the bedroom?

Imagine loving your pet so much you won't touch them with your bare hands to carry them upstairs. It's either that or despite the very real and in no way made up power walks he's still so out of shape he has to use that package cart he wasted money on to move a cat up a flight of stairs.

 

[Swallow Moon]

."Hey it's a little unfair"
"It's unfair you are baiting me and I have to be a nice guy [by ranting for five minutes]"

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"Haven't you noticed there's been no drama?"
LMAO, Phil you fucking retard. Either that or a pathological liar, take your pick.

"I have to pretend to be nice"
At least he knows he's pretending.

“This is a form you’ve probably never heard of. I use it when my dents aren’t paying my debts. What you’ve seen by now is a Super Beggar. And this is what’s known as a Super Beggar beyond a Super Beggar. Or you can call this Super Beggar 2. And this? This is to beg and scam even further beyond! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

No, stop it Phil! If you do this now it's going to drain away all the gacha money you have left in your account! And I'd say you need every cent of it as it is!

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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I'm convinced he already bought the PC and is scamming his paypigs for its cost + a lot of extra money on top. This is like if you asked someone if they saw where your wallet was and they replied with "How would I know who stole 200 dollars from your wallet?"

At least DSP is consistent in this regard. When you ask him something or make a statement that pisses him off, makes him super defensive, or silently bans you, it's more than likely true.

 

[Fartsyde Dill]

So Phil's already been looking in his closet?

This is great news, because with how bad his acting skills are, his live stream is going to be fucking hilarious: dangling jaw and eyes pinging around his skull.

 

[Vivica A. Fox]

It never ceases to baffle me how DSP is completely clueless about cats and how to behave around cats. Didn’t mama Burnell have a bunch when he was growing up? How do you grow up with so many cats and still not know how to pick one up? Or that maybe you shouldnt lock cats in a room at night wtf? Why is he so weird??

 

[ParksydeDhil]

Someone here asked what's more likely the mythical $0 tips day or one of the dents winning the lotto and giving it to Phil. I used to believe we would have that $0 tip day, but now I think it's more the latter. You just know pigroach will be back the very next day talking about low tips after receiving the lotto money. Jesus fuck, he's so greedy like holy shit it's not even a hyperbole anymore.

 

[Balr0g]

So Phil's already been looking in his closet?

This is great news, because with how bad his acting skills are, his live stream is going to be fucking hilarious: dangling jaw and eyes pinging around his skull.

Has probably cleaned out the most expensive stuff (power walking the stuff to another room) lest us know it all detractors get another boost in truth because we assume he has expensive stuff hidden there.