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It's true. Destiny is my best friend. When we play League of Legends, he's in Platinum and I'm a mere Goldlet, but he still carries me. I am a Tahm Kench support one trick and Destiny plays ADC. Before each game, I say "It's time to unbench the Kench", and he responds by reassuring me, "I will always unbench your Kench".
 
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Null said:
It's true. Destiny is my best friend. When we play League of Legends, he's in Platinum and I'm a mere Goldlet, but he still carries me. I am a Tahm Kench support one trick and Destiny plays ADC. Before each game, I say "It's time to unbench the Kench", and he responds by reassuring me, "I will always unbench your Kench".
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while wearing your SS uniform, and make plans of killing more trannies.
dam you joshua moon! we cant let him get a way with it
 
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Here's the MEGA download for tonight's VOD (obviously exercise caution when downloading stuff, etc etc it's an mp4)

I honestly don't know if the Farms will be able to continue on after this devastating blow of Lucas Roberts repeating already disproven lies about us and Null.

Also the YouTube chat (which was also captured) for this stream is fucking hilarious, Lucas was completely unprepared to step outside of his hugbox, especially for a stream of this attempted magnitude.

And if anyone wants to provide timestamps for this complete mess, it would be appreciated 😅

EDIT: @ me if the link goes down and nobody's locally archived the VOD, I'll put up a new one.
 
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Lucas, I know that you are reading this. If nothing else here gets through to you, let these words of support and encouragement keep you going.

Lucas, do not, under any circumstances, take your own life. If you do this, the evil Mango Ranchers will crow and holler with victory, and dance on your grave like the evil hyenas they are.

I know it must be very tempting to kill yourself after you've become such a massively hilarious embarrassment and continue on your downward spiral. But please, for the sake of us all, don't.

I would like you to live out all of your remaining numbered days living purely out of spite for the Mango Ranch. Not living to enjoy life. Not keeping yourself alive to enjoy life's great pleasures - nay, you cannot do this, as you have ripped off your penis and destroyed your dopamine receptors and entire pleasure apparatus. You shall now only live, and not kill yourself, in an attempt to one-up the Mango Ranch transphobic fascists.

Additionally, were you to kill yourself, so much joy would leave this world. So many laughs at you wouldn't be had. You wouldn't be able to get into Twitter slapfights with literal cripples, accusing someone who can't even stand up or use their hands of being a Neo-Nazi. Maybe you wouldn't be able to give bathtub hormones to kids, but someone else would just do that anyways, and they might not be as funny as you.

Lucas, as you said in your stream, people don't give you enough credit for how entertaining you are. Let me just assert right here and now, you are hilarious. Keep doing everything exactly how you are doing it right now. Keep doubling and tripling down. Now that you've openly declared war on Mango Ranch, I want you to go full-force in taking this evil website down. Start filing lawsuits this instant. Start going after the users of this website. You can win! I believe in you, and am supporting you every step of the way. So just keep fighting, and eventually, as you always say, history will vindicate you and know that you were right. :)
 
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