The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt - Ethan Ralph is on the run like a greased pig telling everyone they will never find him. Inevitably, they will. Post clues and speculation here.

[Lorne Armstrong]

Not muh Ronnie

Couldn’t be me!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Has anyone recently run the VIN? If its been repo'd that should clear it all up.

He said he got groceries delivered which is interesting as he’s never mentioned that before but also he’s a lazy turd and is drunk all day and Meigh took care of all that and now she’s sucking nigger dick somewhere else so who knows.

 

[2lolis1cup]

The investigative autism / shitpost ratio here is getting dangerously low. Thankfully, I'm here to make it even worse by complaining about it.

I will offer one tidbit though: Ralph absolutely reads this thread (and most threads on this board), so if the address which has been floated is correct, he is in lockdown mode right now. He will not have his payday loan truck on display. He will most likely be using a different vehicle and parking in back so it's harder to see him coming and going.

I want to expand on this as well. Ralph went from "Dey Neva gonna find me!" while showing part of a wall to Bin Laden levels location obfuscation. Squirm more for us Piggy, we will know your location one way or another. Make sure you are never in public again. Don't do anything, but scream and rage into your green screened corner.

We also have known Jim's address for years. He was more of a man than you for admitting it when it was found. You on the other hand are a weak bitch for not manning up when you are found.

This is what you will be doing for years even after you're found and we will be laughing about it the whole time.

 

[It's Over Anakin]

Not sure if this has been brought up before, but he had a PO Box set up in Richmond (which he used to get the Kid Diddler hat), surely he'll need to set up a new one to avoid travelling to Richmond which would give an indication of the driving distance he'd be living once he puts it on stream

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Is this just a speculative statement or a fact?

Demonstrably false. It would've shown up on the carfax.

Not sure if this has been brought up before, but he had a PO Box set up in Richmond (which he used to get the Kid Diddler hat), surely he'll need to set up a new one to avoid travelling to Richmond which would give an indication of the driving distance he'd be living once he puts it on stream

And if he doesn't get a new one then he's likely no more than a couple hours away.

 

[Mango Cobra]

AP2Gunt doesn’t work, too much fat infetterence clogging up the void - you can go near but you will not be able to report back.

Trying to astrally project into the noosphere or the akashic records to get info on Ralph gets your soul devoured by the demon possessing Ralph, obviously.

 

[CringeMomma]

someone sent in a superchat asking about the PO box, he said don't send anything.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

We also have known Jim's address for years. He was more of a man than you for admitting it when it was found. You on the other hand are a weak bitch for not manning up when you are found.

Mr. “You’ll never find me!” should write another Livejournal post about how he’d never hide or live in fear. These extremely desperate efforts not to be found are not the actions of a free, courageous man. They’re the actions of a fat faggot scaredy cat with bitch tits.

I’m just glad Sandra is too busy sucking Satan’s cock in hell to see that her loser son has found another trap door at another one of his rock bottoms. As he says, no one goes lower (and lower and lower) than the Ralphamale!

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

It’s good we have niggas tracking down paint chips to try to reverse engineer a 3” year period when the room he was painted in might have been built but it’s way funnier that he’s made himself a prisoner to his green screen room lest he reveal his location and get owned by the haters.

Once again my man put himself in a position where he can only lose. If we never find out then he's stuck maintaining obsec 24/7 forever while we really dont lose anything, but knowing how retarded he is he'll slip up and give us a laugh after all his blustering.

 

[Odogaron_big_red_dog]

I want to expand on this as well. Ralph went from "Dey Neva gonna find me!" while showing part of a wall to Bin Laden levels location obfuscation. Squirm more for us Piggy, we will know your location one way or another. Make sure you are never in public again. Don't do anything, but scream and rage into your green screened corner.

We also have known Jim's address for years. He was more of a man than you for admitting it when it was found. You on the other hand are a weak bitch for not manning up when you are found.

This is what you will be doing for years even after you're found and we will be laughing about it the whole time.
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Its only a matter of time until he livestreams himself walking around his area - even if its a town over. He'll do so of his own volition and choice, no outside provocation needed. Probably when this thread dies down again, his trotter guard will be down for a bit, He'll get saucy and reckless, and maybe we'll see him go sniffing for truffle burgers again.

 

[Christorian X]

someone sent in a superchat asking about the PO box, he said don't send anything.

It's most likely set to forward which he doesn't want. That or if he closes the box and it is sent back as a NIXIE they may list the updated address on the label.

 

[LadiosSopp]

someone sent in a superchat asking about the PO box, he said don't send anything.

Utterly terrified lmao

 

[MeltyTW]

Utterly terrified lmao

im confused i thought things like limiting fan interaction to hide from other people was bitchmade even if you have some immuno deficiency? surely ralph isnt more bitchmade than jim and is at most as bitchmade so he must have some immune disorder ala aids

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

im confused i thought things like limiting fan interaction to hide from other people was bitchmade even if you have some immuno deficiency? surely ralph isnt more bitchmade than jim and is at most as bitchmade so he must have some immune disorder ala aids

I'm confident Ethan won't be taunted out of his basement by the gunt hunt thread.
Unless he's feeding an MMO addiction and he's winning over the Aylawgs in his raid team, he'll be back out and about very soon.
This Anne Frank shit isn't winning and he knows it.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I want to expand on this as well. Ralph went from "Dey Neva gonna find me!" while showing part of a wall to Bin Laden levels location obfuscation. Squirm more for us Piggy, we will know your location one way or another. Make sure you are never in public again. Don't do anything, but scream and rage into your green screened corner.

We also have known Jim's address for years. He was more of a man than you for admitting it when it was found. You on the other hand are a weak bitch for not manning up when you are found.

This is what you will be doing for years even after you're found and we will be laughing about it the whole time.
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It’s absolutely hilarious Ethan Ralph is so terrified of Alog Team 6 knocking on his door and leaving corn cobs everywhere that’s he’s reduced to Bin Laden levels of living.

Speaking of which, Ralph you need to work on sound suppression better because I could hear a siren passing by on one of your streams. I’ll be checking dispatch records with that time stamp now.

 

[HarrySachz]

It's most likely set to forward which he doesn't want. That or if he closes the box and it is sent back as a NIXIE they may list the updated address on the label.

"Time to send a stealth Airtag in the mail"

I'm joking of course nobody should send a stealth air tag (without the sound part) in a package to him, that's not cool in any shape or form.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Ralph is using an ISP that switches the IP when he resets the modem, so he doesn't have a cable company like cox, spectrum, or comcast since they give a single ip.

 

[Jump]

so he doesn't have a cable company like cox, spectrum, or comcast since they give a single ip.

Fixed line ISP's do a credit check so you can't really do a fake name with them. Would show up somewhere online eventually.
So he is stuck with ghetto tier LTE options like Tmobile or hotspotting off his phone.

someone sent in a superchat asking about the PO box, he said don't send anything.

He likely just stopped paying it. You can do 3months, 6months, or a year at a time.
If he did a "change of address" then he screwed up. It's not hard to get the new address. Even if its just another PO Box that will at least give you the general area he is likely living at.

Afraid of going outside.
Afraid of the internet.
To scared to go shopping for food.
Afraid of the mail.
Imagine living in constant fear of people like podawful and speds who drop corn off on his front stoop. So scared of them he had to fucking move

 

[Illiterate Construct]

Ralph is using an ISP that switches the IP when he resets the modem, so he doesn't have a cable company like cox, spectrum, or comcast since they give a single ip.

For the legacy Time Warner Cable footprint (now Spectrum) that isn't strictly true, back in the day it was typical for residential service to provide multiple class A/B IP addresses, usually coming in lots of 1, 2, or 4 depending on level of service and whether they were on DOCSIS 2 or 3. Most customers never utilized the extra IPs so eventually it was narrowed down to 1 but there are billing codes that could be applied to an account that would add more if requested.

Additionally Small-to-Medium Business (SMB) Service is relatively affordable compared to residential and can offer anywhere from 5 to 40 static IPs

And lastly if you're really committed on residential service you can always leave the device offline long enough for the IP lease to expire and potentially get a different one but that can take days.

All this to say when it comes to Spectrum he may or may not have multiple IP addresses; And considering that Ralph is a fucking idiot he might just think think that unplugging a modem and plugging it back in magically gives him a new IP.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Ralph is using an ISP that switches the IP when he resets the modem, so he doesn't have a cable company like cox, spectrum, or comcast since they give a single ip.

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Most likely it's just Ralph being an idiot. Just because he thinks it'll change the IP doesn't mean it will.