Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[DuckSucker]

He looks like a giant baby. A manifestation of his mind.

I read he was 'missing' somewhere and hasnt been heard of on twitter for like 2 weeks and I kind of want someone to print out like "missing pet" type fliers and just start pasting them up, on community boards at neighborhood gas stations and signs on corners and shit.
Put out an Amber alert: "Have you seen this baby boy??"

Lol what? He's EASILY worth a couple million, Between all of his YT channels he probably brings in from his YT check alone $25,000 a month on the low side. Add in patreon which is easily $5000 a month, his merch, his Only Fans, etc... There is no way he is bringing in less than $35-40k a month.

So yes, he is absolutely rich.

Yeah didnt he at one point own a condo in Honalulu? Shit wouldnt be cheap. I assume his Florida move was half for the tax thing, and maybe half because of his politics.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Dude may not be 'afford a Gulfstream VI and on-call pilot to go shopping in Europe on a whim' kind of rich, but he's way better off then most of us here, don't be fooled.

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He ain’t rich my nigga. Rich people don’t beg on patreon. At one point he was literally living in a van down by the river.

Disregard that; I suck cocks.

I forgot we were talking about Nikocado and thought I was in the Assanti thread.

‘Cado makes a pretty good haul and afaik doesn’t have a mountain of debt.

 

[BallBuster]

I read he was 'missing' somewhere and hasnt been heard of on twitter for like 2 weeks and I kind of want someone to print out like "missing pet" type fliers and just start pasting them up, on community boards at neighborhood gas stations and signs on corners and shit.
Put out an Amber alert: "Have you seen this baby boy??"

Yeah didnt he at one point own a condo in Honalulu? Shit wouldnt be cheap. I assume his Florida move was half for the tax thing, and maybe half because of his politics.

That I don't know, but I believe he currently owns a penthouse.

 

[440088]

Let’s be honest. Anit no way that chick was fucking Steven for his good looks. He had money lol.

 

[Private Joker]

He ain’t rich my nigga. Rich people don’t beg on patreon. At one point he was literally living in a van down by the river.

Since fuckin' when?

 

[Luigi Cadorna]

You never know where Nikocado is going to show up! NSFL but you've all already seen the photo.

 

[Ponzo]

That I don't know, but I believe he currently owns a penthouse.

Those videos were just him pretending to own these hotel rooms. Cosmic Carrie the former good friend of Orlin once said that she never met more frugal and stingy people than Nick and Orlin.

The time has come, hes been gone long enough that illiterate Tarot chicks are now reading his fortune

edit: Bonus faggot

 

[Aoluce]

Just recently discovered this twat exists. I wish I didn't. Where is the unsee button.

 

[Cringe newfag]

Just recently discovered this twat exists. I wish I didn't. Where is the unsee button.

Eat enough trans fatty acids to shrink your brain and give yourself dementia.

As a bonus you may also earn $100k+

 

[bebopsingh]

Nick comes back all buffed and shit, drinking protein drinks and looking like Arnold.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Nick comes back all buffed and shit, drinking protein drinks and looking like Arnold.

Okay, there's funny jokes and all, but then there's just fucking delusional.

 

[Power Glove]

I was thinking, 14 days before my gastric surgery I had to go on a sort of keto diet to harden my liver, for the surgery. Could it be why he is not posting anything? You can’t exactly have that kind of a 500-600 calorie diet and do a KFC challenge. It’s a long shot, but you never know.

 

[Fetid Queef]

You never know where Nikocado is going to show up! NSFL but you've all already seen the photo.
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This made me laugh harder than it should have.

 

[500 Jade Koins]

Been in love with Nick ever since he completely demolished adult skater faggot moistcritkal and vored him up his giant anus. It was easily his most embarrassing moment since backing the George Floyd stuff calling the original autopsy a cover-up.

 

[440088]

He might be having a medical emergency. I know our cows seem impervious to the laws of life that govern the rest of us but they are technically human and mortal.
His fat ass might be laid up in some hospital or some shit. But idk. I feel like if that was the case he'd still find a way to get views off of it. He's probably being a faggot and doing some kind of juice cleanse while taking a break.

Also here’s a funny TikTok

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Nick comes back all buffed and shit, drinking protein drinks and looking like Arnold.

The sad (and very realistic) part is that there´s a 99.99 % of chances that, instead, Nick returns as one of that fucking jabba the hut rip offs of Discovery Home and Health, that are in giant sofas and beds and they can´t get up

 

[Fetid Queef]

Orlin's Twitter and Instagram page are gone.

Unfortunately his youtube and onlyfans are still up. Kemono has not updated with the July 1st update on Nick's patreon so I'm unable to get it. If no one uploads it, I'll do it myself in the next few weeks if no one else does.

 

[palmtreesalad]

He might be having a medical emergency. I know our cows seem impervious to the laws of life that govern the rest of us but they are technically human and mortal.
His fat ass might be laid up in some hospital or some shit. But idk. I feel like if that was the case he'd still find a way to get views off of it. He's probably being a faggot and doing some kind of juice cleanse while taking a break.

Also here’s a funny TikTok

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Honestly, out of all of the cows on this site I always expect that kinda shit to happen to Nick. He's nearly 400 pounds.. his personality may be an act but his weight isn't.

 

[Beard_Chan]

Honestly, out of all of the cows on this site I always expect that kinda shit to happen to Nick. He's nearly 400 pounds.. his personality may be an act but his weight isn't.

He hasn't been obese for very long though right just a few years? Usually it takes some time for things like diabetes and stuff to set in. He's definitely fat but he's not immobile and I don't think he eats everything he has on cam, just some of it. Not defending him just saying I don't think his health is as bad as people make it out to be given his age, time being obese, etc.

This article says he broke up with his partner and is taking time off. Idk if its accurate or not just noting:

 

[SickSadWorld]

He hasn't been obese for very long though right just a few years? Usually it takes some time for things like diabetes and stuff to set in. He's definitely fat but he's not immobile and I don't think he eats everything he has on cam, just some of it. Not defending him just saying I don't think his health is as bad as people make it out to be given his age, time being obese, etc.

I’m pretty sure people who gain weight rapidly are at greater risk for health issues. Their bodies haven’t had time to adjust to being fat and are going through hell. The human body wants to maintain balance more than anything else and gaining 200+ lbs in a short period of time certainly doesn’t help that