Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Love Machine]

Really makes you wonder what the whole point was. The people who like destiny wont believe it. Trannies that hate the kiwi farms AND destiny essentially already believe it. All that was achieved was showing how deranged keffals actually is, while giving us a good laugh.

 

[Fartatron64]

It baffles me as to how keffals even lives a day to day life.. Like how does he even perform day to day tasks without getting a brain tumor from all that HRT pumped into their body

 

[The Line]

I tuned in for exactly two minutes to hear him make the flimsiest argument about how "there's always been more than two genders" and how he "biologically grew his boobs".

Lucas, faggot, you "grew your boobs" by injecting your MALE body with a high dosage of a hormone your MALE body was never meant to handle, and like any machine, biological or not, it went fucking haywire and started doing what nature is designed to do: produce surface level sex characteristics. But this does NOTHING to change the XY chromosomes you have inside you.

And no, you can't debate those chromosomes away with proven abnormalities like XXY or other minuscule mutations in the human genome. The norm is XY for male (like yourself), and XX for female (like what you'll never be).

Fuck right off.

That's like saying "I biologically grew this brain tumour." Doesn't make it any less horrifying.

 

[Harvey Danger]

That's like saying "I biologically grew this brain tumour." Doesn't make it any less horrifying.

If you sit in an airplane, you can fly like a bird, kind of.
If you remove the airplane, you will no longer fly, and the pretense is stripped away: you are not a bird.

If you inject yourself with female hormones, you can look like a female, kind of (not really).
If you remove the hormones...

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Reading through this thread, I am consistently amazed when anyone says Lucas looks at all like a woman since he is the spitting image of the actor Joshua John Miller, who played the creepy vampire kid in "Near Dark" and the creepy punk brother in "Class of 1999":



Appropriately enough, in "Near Dark" his character basically does nothing but complain about his life and try to groom a vulnerable minor.

 

[Chef Kef]

Ari is widely regarded as utter shit in Vikings circles. Also The Athletic is basically bleacher report. The only good section is soccer and cfb

I'd guess your average vikings fan (midwestern football dad) wouldn't look very kindly on a community that advocates for getting kids on hormones without parental consent or medical supervision. I'm surprised he even still has a job with how open his association with Keffals is, maybe I'm just out of touch with the times though.

 

[NynchLiggers]

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This is one of the mods that wrote the dogshit script for Lucas. On the copy of the Byuu Google Doc that was shown during the stream, he was the last edit. Hey sand nigger, if you’re reading this, Lucas is not going to have sex with you.

I hope lucas paid him. If he did it for free, he is retarded even for twitch political sphere standards.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Hi Lucas, since you are reading your thread here is a quick reminder of what has happened since your thread started not even 4 full months ago:

- you got doxxed
- your complete useless Twitter ratio bullshit scheme got unfolded
- your past of being a complete useless junkie dumbfuck got uncovered
- your embarassing porn was found
- you got outed for being a true and honest misogynist
- you got outed for being a groomer
- your partner got outed for being a groomer and pedophile
- your providing of kids/teenagers with illegal substances got uncovered
- within a record time you nuked hundreds of tweets and dozens of your alternate Twitter accounts or set them on private bc "you are not afraid of us"
- you nuked other social media account of yours because "you are not afraid of us"
- you got some momentum with a big newspaper interview but killed it instantely by getting suspended on Twitter because all you do there is talking about fucking other people's mums
- most of your mods got doxxed
- you got suspended on Twitch
*list is probably not complete*

In your 7 hour long stream instead of destroying Destiny or the Farms you got trolled by Destiny while doing free advertisment for the Farms where everyone keeps on laughing and mocking you.

Jesus fucking Christ, Lucas, dude. Wtf???

 

[LikeAStone]

Very on brand to say you win and immediately go on a massive losing streak.

From yo daddy, LikeAStone, who lives in your head rent free and owns you, I hand you this:


May your 41% be swift and hilarious

 

[smarty_snoops]

You might say he cut his dick off to spite his boobs

 

[Michael Janke]

If he's a Twitch Partner, couldn't he get his partnership revoked for streaming on a competitor's site?

i think you can stream on a comptetitors site. the only people who cant are those with exclusivity agreements. those are the really big earners.
what you cant do is repost content on another site for i think 24 hours.
thats part of why phil got banned, he reposted his content too quickly after he was done streaming.
as a partner, what you cant do is dual stream.
but youtube does let partners dual stream. maybe really high earners have exclusivity agreements same as twitch.

 

[mindlessobserver]

It baffles me as to how keffals even lives a day to day life.. Like how does he even perform day to day tasks without getting a brain tumor from all that HRT pumped into their body

Perpetually "in the moment". They know they won't have kids, ever, which means there is no contract with the future. They will never leave their little rented hovel. They will never save for future gains, and the motivation to do anything outside the bare minimum required to survive the next bill cycle. If they can convince the government to just take care of them indefinitely so even that mild inconvenience is removed, they will be happy to indulge in mindless hedonism, distractions, and online parasocial relationships.

Each day the same as the last, and the same as the next. A never ending procession of todays leading inevitably to death. Unloved, unmourned, alone, and put in the ground after the State that took care of them their entire life fulfills its final duty to remove the rotting corpse from the hovel they have been living in for decades. Put in a paupers grave, marked down, no next of kin. The end.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Imagine having so little on your fucking life you're able to do a seven hour stream doing jack shit but spewing retarded vitriol.

 

[Dismal Futures]

Imagine having so little on your fucking life you're able to do a seven hour stream doing jack shit but spewing retarded vitriol.

It really is amazing how overwhelmingly negative Lucas's life is. It was discussed a while back that he has no sense of humor whatsoever, but it goes a lot deeper than that. He literally doesn't have the capacity for any sort of emotional engagement outside of retarded e-drama.

 

[veeeeeeeee]

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Very on brand to say you win and immediately go on a massive losing streak.

From yo daddy, LikeAStone, who lives in your head rent free and owns you, I hand you this:
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May your 41% be swift and hilarious

"i won"

we're winning too much cap'n keffals we're just so tired of winning

 

[Harvey Danger]

"i won"

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we're winning too much cap'n keffals we're just so tired of winning

That image explains a lot. He's only getting decent views on his drama videos that name other creators. When he does "policy" videos, like the huge bombshell that was Roe vs Wade getting overturned, he gets fewer views than an average MATI episode.

 

[XM-05 Thanatos]

And to think, Lucas could have avoided all of this if he wasn't a pedophile or got a real job.

 

[AMHOLIO]

You might say he cut his dick off to spite his boobs

Cut off his dick and balls to spite his chromosomes

 

[Dickens Cider]

Lol Lucas- destiny owns your ass. If not for him you wouldn’t have anything to talk about. And the fact that we are laughing at your misrepresentation of history (you never read up on Terryberry so sit the fuck down) really bothers you doesn’t it? Having your illusion of a life popped like a balloon by your own words must really suck.
Just tell us where your mommy touched you and we can let the healing begin.

 

[Bummer]

So this is my first time listening to this audio abortion that Lucas calls a stream. First of all, it's Tonka levels of dead air. Second, at around 5:55 Lucas says something like "if he's willing to do it to me, he's willing to do it to other trans people". not just other people but other TRANS people. Way to just admit that you think chopping your cock off should make you a special class of person who is above criticism.