Prison Letters (07/14/22) - New Chris Jail Letter - Kengle has been talking to Helena for months and they plan to create a "Sonichu Base"

[Count Olaf]

I still think Kiwi farms should open a gofundme for Chris to get bailed out already. How much (if at all) is his bond?

Chris should not be given any money whatsoever for any reason. You might as well flush your money down the toilet if you're thinking of giving it to him cause it'll do just as much good, especially since IIRC he was denied bail as the judged deemed him a danger to the community and himself.

 

[axeltrite]

Sonichu Waco incoming

 

[Big Buns]

I say let them do it. Give Chris all their money. What could go wrong?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It's all downhill from here. More like a freefall.

More like a freefall into a black hole?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Kengle should let Chris move in with him so Chris can practice his healing arts on him.

 

[Ophelia]

Chris is parasite and a resilient one at that

This merry band of tards are leeching off of him.

Unless these guys are still aiding him in his delusion that he will returning to Barb's house.

It’s within the realm of possibility, believe it or not. It’s a matter of whether or not Chris can pay for it. Among other things. But not impossible.

I wonder wtf happens if he is allowed to collect his belongings from there.

He could rent a storage unit.

The car is Barb's so he really doesn't have a means of transporting that shit left.

Barb totaled the car last November.

Chris should not be given any money whatsoever for any reason.

For one thing, he gets free money from taxpayers every month.

Kengle should let Chris move in with him so Chris can practice his healing arts on him.

I think he legally can’t because he’s in section 8? I might be confusing him with someone else.

 

[A-№1]

Null's big retardation with Chris was that Null was engaging with Chris as a sentient human

Null's mistake was thinking Chris is redeemable. Can you fault him for that?

The biggest difference between Null and these current enablers is Null was legitimately trying to help Chris.

I say let them do it.

This. Weens gonna ween. Some people need to learn their lessons the hard way.

What could go wrong?

Whatever goes wrong will go wrong for them, not us.

He could rent a storage unit.

Storage unit rental money could be better used buying some lego.

Can't you just imagine the storage unit auction when Chris inevitably fails to pay his rental fees?

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

What's up with that autistic backwards 2 in the date?

Aww, the two two's are facing each other. It's like they're kissing, and the joined arches form a heart.

 

[Chazzed Up]

It’s within the realm of possibility, believe it or not. It’s a matter of whether or not Chris can pay for it. Among other things. But not impossible.

What is even the status of the house? Even if Barb isn't there I don't picture the house then just going to someone whose name is not on it in any capacity. Even if he could afford it I assume Barb or whoever is assisting with her affairs would have to agree to it. Barb may well agree but if her family makes that decision, not so sure they'd do that. But yeah my guess is Chris would have a hard time affording that monthly payment on his own. He would have to be very budget-strict if it was just within his means, which, with Chris... lol.

He could rent a storage unit.

Maybe he could live in there too while he's at it.

 

[Ophelia]

What is even the status of the house?

The thread for the house is really informative. It’s been posited that the house could be his section 8 residence. I’m not smart enough in that area to summarize or explain myself, but the possibility exists.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I still think Kiwi farms should open a gofundme for Chris to get bailed out already. How much (if at all) is his bond?

OK, the late tag is an understatement here, this is documented on the cwcki, tons of threads, the FAQ, etc. Read the FAQ at least.

Chris was denied bail because he fucked up his response when the judge gave him a chance to ask for bail even though the prosecutor wanted to keep him in jail. When the judge asked Chris what his plans were if he were to be released, he instead stamped his feet and demanded that the hearings be paused until he could collect his toys.

While he could probably get another bail hearing if he asked for one and actually presented a fucking plan, it's kind of moot at this point since he's probably going to get released anyway.

Trust and believe, because he'll leave jail with virtually no penalties and under the assumption that his delusions were the cause for saving him, he will go right the fuck back to 14BC.

The problem is that no matter what kind of sentence he receives, there will never be any penalties once Chris has completed his sentence. For normal people the understanding that there could be future punishments tempers their actions. At least this is how it's supposed to work.

Punishments that rely on Chris learning anything don't work. The only ones that work are ones that trigger an animal reflex, since that part of his brain still works somewhat.

Chris is not really unique in this sense. You'll find tons of mentally-impaired criminals who cycle back into jail/prison because they have the same problem. Chris is just unique in that he is such a broad-spectrum tard that he'll find the most obnoxious public ways to get into trouble.

 

[Smleman303]

OK, the late tag is an understatement here, this is documented on the cwcki, tons of threads, the FAQ, etc. Read the FAQ at least.

Chris was denied bail because he fucked up his response when the judge gave him a chance to ask for bail even though the prosecutor wanted to keep him in jail. When the judge asked Chris what his plans were if he were to be released, he instead stamped his feet and demanded that the hearings be paused until he could collect his toys.

While he could probably get another bail hearing if he asked for one and actually presented a fucking plan, it's kind of moot at this point since he's probably going to get released anyway.



The problem is that no matter what kind of sentence he receives, there will never be any penalties once Chris has completed his sentence. For normal people the understanding that there could be future punishments tempers their actions. At least this is how it's supposed to work.

Punishments that rely on Chris learning anything don't work. The only ones that work are ones that trigger an animal reflex, since that part of his brain still works somewhat.

Chris is not really unique in this sense. You'll find tons of mentally-impaired criminals who cycle back into jail/prison because they have the same problem. Chris is just unique in that he is such a broad-spectrum tard that he'll find the most obnoxious public ways to get into trouble.

The way you word that, you expect Chris to be back in jail at some point in the future.....

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Null was legitimately trying to help Chris

Well, firstly, it's already stupid. He followed Chris for years and by that point he should've known better than trying to "help" Chris. Why in the hell he thought that he could do that at all? He is not his family, he is not a psychiatrist, he is a not even a tard wrangler, in the end he thought that he knows better than everyone else while he obviously didn't.
Secondly, you can help someone like Chris only by having some degree of control over him. I think, it's obvious that Null had barely any grip on Chris and in the end he just watched that no Idea Guys would take hold of him, which again, he failed, but funnily enough they failed too, because Chris did out of his own volition something so heinous, that they could never dream of.
Thirdly, Null actively disregarded anything bad that people brought up about Chris and don't you fucking dare to tell otherwise. I was here year ago, I remember how he begrudgingly put the recording on the main page and called it "some shit from Discord trannies". How he claimed "oh, Chris made this shit up to cover for something else", even though I can't recall him do that, beyond saying "I am at the mall" while being banned from there to trick trolls..I still can't believe that he was ready to give GoFundMe money to Chris after the news about what he did had brought up, but after Chris lied to him. Damn, his reasoning was "well, he earned those money", ok, and after he lied to him he suddenly didn't? That's fucked up, he should've asked Chris if he did it or not and then asked for a refund, no one would've blamed him.

TL;DR Yes, Null tried to help Chris, but did it with entirely wrong assumptions and actions for someone, who was following the tard for years, so in end he just let him do whatever he wanted, while protecting him from the more malicious of trolls, thus basically enabling him. Just like his parents, who didn't want him to be treated as a tard, but in the end enabled him into becoming one.

 

[Stupidface]

Waiting for this to backfire significantly through Chris' own retardation the second he's released. For now, it takes significant time to communicate with him and he isn't in a position to fuck others over via online sperging, but once he's out I'm sure he'll be eager to flex his God complex no matter the amount of ass kissing these faggots perform.

 

[MarineN*423543]

a sonichu base....the new dreaming studio, hyped to see the 3 stooges irl

 

[Pointless Sperg]

The way you word that, you expect Chris to be back in jail at some point in the future.....

Is there anyone who doesn't?

a sonichu base....the new dreaming studio, hyped to see the 3 stooges irl

Sonichu Base should be within the range of HIMARS. With any luck, Virginia State Police are awaiting delivery.

 

[lolnah]

he is a not even a tard wrangler,

What are you talking about? Josh is King of the Tard Wranglers, he runs this website. Jokes aside, Null was just trying to get Chris to see that he could have had a business selling his garbage on the Internet to people who actually wanted it, and Chris had to go and fuck his mom. That's not Null's fault.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

I am surprised Chris even still fucks with Sonichu. It was supposed to be his rise to fame, and from that he only wanted money to buy toys and get access to pussy. That's it. It's started asloppy mess of Sonic and Pokémon that no company would even consider looking at. Eventually it became his version of therapy where he could retell events and problems in his life and assume control. Anytime he found a new obsession he woukd shoehorn it into the series, and then of course the Idea Guys turning into a complete fucking mess. I was listening to the latest Comprehensive History where Geno goes over what happens in the story and it's just like a dog got into the garbage and had diarrhea.

Chris has to realize he is infamous and it is not due to Sonichu. There are no Sonichu fans. Just people who want to own parts of outsider art/Christory/"lol look at what I bought from Chris Chan".

Does he even care about the story anymore? It seems to me when he says Sonichu Base it's just going to be about him as he believed he himself is a Sonichu and he seems to care more about the ridiculous lore and the idea of Sonichus and CWCville being real. Sonichu is just a huge steaming pile of shit and piss just like anything else he's ever touched. Nigga legit can do Toxic damage

 

[Dagᴏth Ur]

I would kill for some actual interesting content in these letters rather than an I.V trickle of esoteric censored rambling.

 

[TayandYou]

I can't reply I am on board for the idea of the fan and support website. Like the cwciki doesn't exist or the many discords channels that retards ran. (and look how that turned out)

It's still way too early to call, but I doubt it's going to people trying to be the next liquid Chris or the biggest paypig for Chris's attention.

I'd argue that it being a spectacular failure full of weens and enablers would be even more milky, so one way or another we'll get our content renaissance.