Prison Letters (07/14/22) - New Chris Jail Letter - Kengle has been talking to Helena for months and they plan to create a "Sonichu Base"

Analog Devolved said:
More Chris sperging about his tulpas and retarded Jesus shit.
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And when he gets out he'll become even more emboldened to do worse shit because he'll think that his delusions worked. And there's going to be no shortage of people willing to enable him.

It's all downhill from here. More like a freefall.
 
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JULAY said:
It will be interesting to watch all of these faggots who are enabling him play hot potato and pass him around to each other because he won't be allowed back into 14BC and he'll need somewhere to crash pretty much indefinitely.
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Is Chris actually believing he's going back and that barb ain't there? We all saw what his I'm going home back in February padded out too.
 
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Smleman303 said:
So these mofos didn't learn from nulls experience? This is gonna be a glorious fuck up.
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I think they did. Praetor seemed to be doing stuff and then talking to Chris about it afterwards. Null's big retardation with Chris was that Null was engaging with Chris as a sentient human, trying to get him to realize or work rather than just doing everything and tell Chris after he was done.

I would imagine it's like this group of tards - they're doing what they want to do, and including Chris, but not actually having him make any decisions.
 
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Smleman303 said:
Is Chris actually believing he's going back and that barb ain't there? We all saw what his I'm going home back in February padded out too.
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Trust and believe, because he'll leave jail with virtually no penalties and under the assumption that his delusions were the cause for saving him, he will go right the fuck back to 14BC.

He'll shuffle his ass into the kitchen and have himself some Fruity Pebbles, pretending nothing ever happened. Barb will be so out of it, she'll either not care or won't know what to do. In the end, the cops will show up and the only thing Chris will say is:

"Don't worry fellas I'm Jesus."

At this point, he just reminds me of a rapey, retarded Butters.
 
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Clint's Burden said:
Trust and believe, because he'll leave jail with virtually no penalties and under the assumption that his delusions were the cause for saving him, he will go right the fuck back to 14BC.

He'll shuffle his ass into the kitchen and have himself some Fruity Pebbles, pretending nothing ever happened. Barb will be so out of it, she'll either not care or won't know what to do. In the end, the cops will show up and the only thing Chris will say is:

"Don't worry fellas I'm Jesus."
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You missed out don't call anybody.

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I think they did. Praetor seemed to be doing stuff and then talking to Chris about it afterwards. Null's big retardation with Chris was that Null was engaging with Chris as a sentient human, trying to get him to realize or work rather than just doing everything and tell Chris after he was done.

I would imagine it's like this group of tards - they're doing what they want to do, and including Chris, but not actually having him make any decisions.
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That is a big change. I still see one downfall of all this... Chris himself.
 
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I can't reply I am on board for the idea of the fan and support website. Like the cwciki doesn't exist or the many discords channels that retards ran. (and look how that turned out)
TayandYou said:
I called it, post-jail Chris renaissance here we go lol.
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It's still way too early to call, but I doubt it's going to people trying to be the next liquid Chris or the biggest paypig for Chris's attention.
 
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Scarlett Johansson said:
Or the wiki
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Seriously, who's gonna give a shit about some sonichu website when the Cwcki exists?

Something like this was bound to happen though, if not planned during Chris' jail stay then soon after. Chris is stupid and Null did a good job of filtering a lot of the dumbass requests and troll attempts directed at Chris, now that's gone and a tsunami of weens wanting to get into Christory will descend upon Chris when he's released.
 
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So is this supposed "base" just a website? Seems more likely that the base Chris will need after jail will be a physical place to stay. Unless these guys are still aiding him in his delusion that he will returning to Barb's house. That idea is going to crumble pretty soon here if he is indeed not going to be allowed back there to stay.

I wonder wtf happens if he is allowed to collect his belongings from there. If most of it was left alone and still there, he is going to have to find somewhere to put it. I'm not embroiled in the legal aspects of this stuff because I don't care, but I am guessing his lawyer would be considering somewhere for Chris to stay as part of whatever happens next. Otherwise I like the idea of Chris lugging a mountain of lego and trash around in a shopping cart. The car is Barb's so he really doesn't have a means of transporting that shit left.
 
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